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abbadon420, in I Will Be The Judge Of That

Should nen leave the toiley seat up?

ExLisper,

Everyone can leave it open or close it after use. It’s up to them. The next person will know what to do with it in both cases.

shalafi, in Follow your heart, they said

breed wendigos

Got a couple of acres in the swamp, I could do this. Deadfalls everywhere, just gotta find one in front of sour ground.

“Sometimes dead is bettah.”

NataliePortland, in I Will Be The Judge Of That
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Your honor, is white collar crime a legitimate get rich quick scheme or an unthinkable sin ?

ExLisper, (edited )

As it’s name implies, it’s a crime. As such it’s not legitimate but it’s also not a sin. It’s up to each individual and his morality to decide if he wants to be a criminal or not and it’s up to the society to stop criminal behaviors that have negative impact on it as a whole.

Imgonnatrythis, in Modern art

I just see “video not found, server is down” and I’m thinking this is shitpost and that totally could be the “art”… 🤔

0x4E4F,
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Loads for me, no problem 🤷.

DanglingFury,

Open in browser

herrherrmann, in Knock, knock

That’s quite good, actually.

Imgonnatrythis, in I Will Be The Judge Of That

Please solve the toilet paper roll debate. Thank you.

ExLisper,

It doesn’t matter, the roll works in both cases. If someone disagrees be the bigger person and just agree with them.

Ilovethebomb,

The original patent for the toilet roll holder has it away from the wall, so the inventor intended to be that way.

Donkter, in Follow your heart, they said

Zero reason not to do this if that’s what your heart is telling you. Just leave a note for your loved ones to find 10 years after you leave.

alquicksilver, in He was like a brother to me...
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Yeah, but you’ll have to catch it first, right?

Rolive,

My fridge is already running.

samus12345, in Knock, knock
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“There’s someone at the door! Hey! Hey! The door! There’s someone there! Hey!”

JusticeForPorygon, in Follow your heart, they said
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Ted Kaczynski approves

MacNCheezus,
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RIP_Cheems,
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I new i couldn’t be the only one who thought that.

Zugyuk, in Is that your boyfriend?

Actually it’s closer to 900… Kilos

Blyfh,

It’s over 900!!

c0mbatbag3l, in This is chaotic neutral?
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Your expectations of people understanding falconry in general and the gear that falconers use is far higher than I’d give the average person credit for tbh.

NewAgeOldPerson,
TheRealLinga,

XKCD Dunning-Keuger effect? Sweet!

Sotuanduso,

Hold your arm out like you’re summoning the bird.

docd, in Stop helping!

Source is www.instagram.com/jakelikesonions for anyone wondering.

FlyingSquid,
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Thank you, I didn’t know the source.

balderdash9, in This is chaotic neutral?

lawful evil

tubaruco,

that is evil, but doesnt seem very lawful to me

nifty,
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Thanks for telling us your alignment :p

conditional_soup, in This is too relatable

This one hurts. It wasn’t my experience, but it’s too common and I hate it.

STRIKINGdebate2,
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It was mine. From 2013 to 2018. It still affects me to this day.

SubArcticTundra,
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How does it affect you?

electric,

OP literally me. 🥹

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