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Klnsfw, in How Croissants are made

Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.

lars,

American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

0ops,

It has coleslaw so it’s healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What do you do with all the time you save writing ‘rn’ instead of ‘right now’?

It has to add up to minutes a year!

0ops,

Take the time to reply to you, I guess

BigFatNips,

EPIC BURN lol

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ouch and there’s definitely better things you can do with your time savings!

0ops, (edited )

*there is

Edit: or is it there are? I do not even knoweth

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

We can say there’s instead of there is.

In speaking and in some informal writing, we use there’s even when it refers to more than one. This use could be considered incorrect in formal writing or in an examination:

I don’t think a lemmy comment would be considered formal writing so frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

0ops,

fr

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s interesting because chortle my balls is basically nonsensical but if I told you to perform that act it still makes more sense then trying to figure out with fr or rn means.

rickyrigatoni,

To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.

Aceticon, in 'We are splattered here today'

What’s the last thing that goes through the head of a bug hitting a windshield at 70 mph?

…

Its butt.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Lmk
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I heard Farmer’s knows a thing or two, because they’ve seen a thing or two.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

And they write it all down and charge a reasonable price.

Ok, I’m joking, but only kinda. Those things are pretty neat to thumb through. I don’t know if the money goes to some wack-job. It’s almost certain due to the invisible hand.

inb4 woosh …bah bah-dah … bah dah pah dum

ICastFist, in Lmk
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I have experience living as a human

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve long imagined what that must be like…

NigelFrobisher, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

People sometimes ask why I put milk in my tea, and I just show them how how brown the strongly-brewed tea turns the mug.

lemurian_time_sorcery,

Does milk help with that?

rockstarmode,

Is that a problem?

AeonFelis, in How Croissants are made

And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

NigelFrobisher, in How Croissants are made

This is a bug planet.

wabafee, in How Croissants are made
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder if you can substitute the milk/cream for this instincts. I heard they are suppose to be creamy.

postmateDumbass, (edited ) in Double Barrel

The Huell Howser

perishthethought,

Awww, there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. Thanks!

Snapz,

This is truly, California’s gold!

Willer, in Lmk

i can whistle continuously without the need for breathing stops

Doxatek,

Wtf how

Willer, (edited )

It just kind of happened because i got annoyed that i had to stop during long phrases to breathe in so i just kind of taught myself how to whistle while breathing in. I just googled it to see how special that is but all im seeing is health conditions.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

A fellow whistler! I prefer whistling Bach.

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

Sounds like you’re talking about circular breathing.

Willer,

I guess you could call it circular whistling. Circular breathing is another incredibly hard thing to do.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I thought you died, Roger Whittaker.

random_character_a, in No more Mr. Nice Clown
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

You can break someones face and your hand at the same time.

RageAgainstTheRich, in How Croissants are made

Yummy

iAvicenna, in Lmk
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

This could be the requirements for a job

  • 5 years of experience with something (E)
  • 2 years of experience with anything (D)
Anti_Face_Weapon, (edited ) in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

It actually took me a long time to realize I like vinegar. I’ve always liked sour food and pickles especially, but I never made the connection until a few years ago.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

This is not how gay works though, you either are or aren’t, and you can’t discover your sexuality along the way. It’s genetic.

Godric,

Thats not food preference works tho, either you like raw burgers or well done burgers, you can’t figure it out along the way. It’s genetic XD

therealjcdenton, in How Croissants are made

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