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EmperorHenry, in I can't argue with his point.
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Tor?

chicken, in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

Is there actually any way literal grown adults fell for this

phoenixz,

Yes.

Religious fanatics are that gullible, they do after all believe in really shittily written fairytales as if they’re real.

Olhonestjim,

I’d be astounded if they didn’t.

QTpi,

Yes! I went to an evangelical church run private school. They had the brilliant idea to send good “strong Christian” students to raves and parties to narc on their classmates that attended said raves and parties. I wish I was making that up.

Got_Bent,

Damn. I went to Jesus school from first grade all the way through high school. Doing something like that would have been a real quick way to get your ass kicked into a Jesus loving grease spot.

MySwellMojo,

Why are their pastors driving lambos

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

God’s gift, obviously

MySwellMojo,

<3

hemko,

Have you ever talked with fundamentalist? It’s not only plausible, but those adults have probably done the same thing while actually being serious about the preaching part in the concert

Maggoty, (edited )

Depends on the town. Some of the ones in the Bible Belt? Absolutely possible. In others it’s completely possible they knew the kids were lying and decided it was fun to play along and get them to a concert.

CertifiedBlackGuy, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

You know what? Fuck it, 6 more years of 2020.

Hackerman_uwu, (edited ) in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

So you accidentally learned the greatest lesson the church has to offer. Salvation for a profit.

phoenixz,

Also, religious fanatics are really gullible

Chakravanti, (edited )

Well…they are religious. SKY CAKE!

thefluffiest, (edited ) in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

Since it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven, relieving said rich man of their excess wealth is actually a kindness. Therefore this is an ethical life pro tip.

TrueStoryBob, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

Perfection.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Finally, someone gets it!

ChickenLadyLovesLife, in Snackish

This is how I end up snacking on 10-year-old saltines.

ExLisper,

I once ended up eating an apple.

hakunawazo,
Llewellyn,

Gross!

Il_winters_lI, in I can't argue with his point.

They also taste nasty because they’re onions.

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

How dare??? 😠

Il_winters_lI,

muriatic acid tastes less like acid than onions.

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Acid actually tastes sour.

HonoraryMancunian,

Fun fact! Acid tastes sour because that’s what sour is

prole, (edited )

Is that bad? Acidic is a staple flavor archetype in food all over the world. I remember not liking onions as a child… Then I realized I was wrong.

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah I’ve basically retried every food I was picky about as a child.

Turns out I like all sorts of stuff if it’s cooked right!

Jimmyeatsausage, in I can't argue with his point.

They played us for absolute fools…

Thcdenton, in Skittles: Just Do It

Less weird than actual skittles commercials

moistclump,

I thought to myself, “wow their marketing is evolving good for them.”

spicytuna62, in Skittles: Just Do It
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks. I love it.

xploit, (edited ) in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

*American

Still watched and liked MASH in my country in 90s as a kid (although not my choice) enough to introduce my wife to it a year ago and she enjoyed it too, having never heard of it. No clue what the other 2 things even are.

cashews_best_nut,

Defo American. I don’t know any of them (Brit).

thorbot, in Farewell MatPat Its been an honor with you O7

Posts like this make me feel old. No clue what a MatPat is

Lucidlethargy, (edited )

Not old, just not a fan of YouTubers based on what I can see here. Honestly, fuck YouTube. Maybe he’ll be relevant if he leaves now, because I’m not interested otherwise.

thorbot,

Yeah, I don’t really follow YouTubers. I watch some board game stuff occasionally but this YT cult thing is fucking weird to me

replicat,

There are people out there who only watch YouTube. No Netflix or anything else like that.

Agent641, in I can't argue with his point.

Same with red cabbages.

Its a conspiracy by Big Red to profit from infringing on Purple’s intellectual property. All the other primary colours are in cahoots. Its time to take down their shadowy cabal.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Big Blue is doing the same thing with blue grapes. Poor purple…

PeriodicallyPedantic,

WTF are blue grapes?!?!

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
lseif,

it was named before purple was invented

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ok, so we can never ever change the name.

Lyrl,

So says Robin Red Breast, the bird with orange belly feathers

RagingRobot,

The chewing gum company is behind this?!?

itsnotits,
  • It’s* a conspiracy
  • It’s* time to take down
PunnyName, in I can't argue with his point.

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