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limelight79, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

“Mindblowing”

DarkDiamondK, in Mario or something idk I dont watch anime
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Damn, that’s nuts

Stamets, in Why is she making KD at 1:30 am?
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

KD

I didn’t know you were Canadian @Track_Shovel

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I am, but you don’t have it down in the states?

prettybunnys,

It’s called Mac&Cheese here in the states

Stamets,
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I’m Canadian too. Here’s the absolutely batshit thing. They do have it down in the states but they don’t call it Kraft Dinner. To them it’s just “Kraft Mac & Cheese”. Their boxes just say Macaroni and Cheese with a Kraft brand on top of it. They actually have to distinguish between boxed and baked mac and cheese…

SpaceNoodle,

It’s because, unlike y’all, we sometimes eat things other than mac & cheese for dinner.

thorbot, (edited )

Nobody calls it Kraft Mac and cheese. It’s just Mac and cheese. I love that you can’t fathom the lack of “Kraft” at the beginning though. Also many of us never buy that shitty ass boxed stuff. We just boil macaroni noodles and add cheese sauce. Wild, I know.

theyoyomaster,

It’s just blue box to me.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Cheese sauce

Your country is place of sin

thorbot,

Butter flour milk and cheddar cheese in a pan makes the most delicious cheese sauce ever. If that’s sinful then send me to hell because it’s fucking delicious

gamermanh,
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Pretty sure the French invented that hundreds of years ago, not the US

So yeah I’d agree tbh

(Cheese sauce is melted cheese, flour, and milk over heat, you’re likely thinking of canned cheese or Velveeta)

bitwaba,
  • Roux: flour + oil/butter
  • Bechamel: milk + roux
  • Mornay sauce: cheese + bechamel
WashedOver,
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I went to Columbus a few years ago and I was surprised how every restaurant I went no matter if it was a hole in the wall or a fine dining establishment they all had a version of Mac and Cheese on their menu.

From a simple version to versions with lobster I tried them all. Years later when I was in Montreal I noticed a similar theme where they all offer their version of Poutine.

I couldn’t imagine if KD made Poutine it would taste anywhere near what I ate in Montreal just as regular KD was nothing like the stuff I ate in Columbus that week.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

This.

This right here, is what is wrong with America

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Could not agree more, my friend.

Keeponstalin,

I agree, baked Mac n Cheese reigns supreme

tacosanonymous,

As an American, I can say this is the least of our problems.

TheRaven,
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The mindset of “this kind of works for us, don’t change it, even if what you have is better” is at the root of most issues with America. Healthcare or Kraft Dinner, American Exceptionalism is damaging.

MindSkipperBro12,

We should’ve lost the Revolution.

TheRaven, (edited )
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Slavery would have been abolished 32 years earlier, and we would have had a Parliamentary system. Canada did it right.

bitwaba,

Here’s a really crazy thing that we do: have Mac & cheese made by someone other than Kraft. It actually is exceptional.

captainlezbian,

Excuse me but our health care doesn’t even kinda work for us. It’s a full on disaster. The duct tape (Obamacare) is helping but before that if you lost your job after you had cancer nobody would ever insure any cancer treatments for you again.

dream_weasel, (edited )

Baked? I guess you can do it that way, but generally not how it’s done in the lower 48. Just boiled and cheesed.

DragonTypeWyvern,

It depends on how much your parents love you

YerbaYerba,

We sometimes got chopped hotdogs in ours. True love.

sartalon,

We got ground beef once. Life hasn’t peaked that high since.

dream_weasel,

Whatever man, my dad is just out getting cigarettes. He’s coming back.

captainlezbian,

It’s the early adopter problem. We invented both things so didn’t really have room to distinguish. So it’s lazy Mac and cheese vs bar Mac and cheese vs honey did you really need to buy three cheeses and make a full ass brick roux Mac and cheese

Ohi,

If the argument is which country has a better name for it, we Americans are calling it what it is, Kraft’s Mac & Cheese. It’s also served as a side dish a lot of the times, so calling it a “Dinner” implies it’s used as the main course.

Dkarma,

We don’t call it kraft. It’s just Mac and cheese. Fuck Robert kraft.

Gork, in Fish are our friends

What if it’s a piranha

thefluffiest, in Lmk

Be careful. Before you know it they’re making you drink hemlock for corrupting the youth and idolizing false gods.

XEAL, in Fish are our friends
Slovene, in Its a doggy dog world out there

That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. “I’ve been doing coke for 15 years and I’m still not addicted.” Or something like that.

RamblingPanda, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

That’s why I won’t go back to the office. It’s just too scary with all those raptors

SnokenKeekaGuard, in Lmk
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Well don’t ask jon snow

OpenStars, in A case in the New Zealand parliament.
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Which demon did I just summon to this earthly plane by watching this? Ah well, it’ll have to fight the ones already here for dominance, so I’m sure it will be fine. :-P

StThicket, in Abortion crow

Damn, this is dark

AeonFelis, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you like raw chicken but not roasted chicken, you actually like Salmonella more than chicken.

Varyk, in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this.

Aaaaaaa hahahaha fuck you,yes, I love this

IAmTheZeke, in it's difficult...

With great power, there must also come great responsibility

ExLisper, in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this.

Is this the best joke ever written? No. Wait, I meant yes. Yes it is.

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