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doingthestuff, in 'We are splattered here today'

The bug was probably thinking - do I smell shit? Man I could go for some shit right now. ----- why?!

Kowowow, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!

Reminds me of columbo

portside, in Lmk

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell

NOPper, in Fish are our friends

Ol Greg saying “Easy now my fuzzy little man peach”

rhacer, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!

Hot Legs was one of his better recipes.

MacNCheezus, in I knew it all along!
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No, computers work because there are very tiny rocks inside that vibrate when connected to electricity.

FlyingSquid,
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Don’t bring your so-called science mumbo-jumbo around here!

NaibofTabr,

I trapped lightning in a rock, and taught it to do math.

Computers are arcane wizardry.

Ashelyn, in Sigma college loans

And you owe back payments from when we paused it!

Haquer,

Incorrect, thankfully.

Ashelyn,

That’s good! I remember hearing about it being a possibility but never the follow up. It really did seem just pointlessly cruel

Haquer,

Well with one side of the aisle the cruelty is the point.

Jerb322, in snAck!
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"Let me tell you…those were the days "

hypersigil_media, in How much for cuddles?

How much for a blumpkin?

mmazikinn, in Skeleton Fact #1020

actually it’s filled with small virtual particles called deez and antideez that spontaneously annihilate my testicles

mmazikinn, in Time for some saturday gaming, guys

telamon and clockwork are rolling in their bricky grave

SpezCanLigmaBalls, in It really do be like how it is
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Who tf let me live past 3 with this face

blanketswithsmallpox,

You.

SeeMinusMinus, in kawaii mouth breathing
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Who’s job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

100_percent_a_bot,

How many tenticles do you have?

Imgonnatrythis,

The normal amount

expatriado,

the average is 1

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Pretty sure the average is less than one…

Just like on average women have more than 206 bones in their body on the count of pregnancy and an uncomfortable amount of penises.

Imgonnatrythis,

Common misconception, but there aren’t actually bones in boners.

Revan343,

In humans. All the other hominids have them

MeatsOfRage,

Should call em blooders

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Blood udders…

Moo~

DJKayDawg,

Is 39 too many? Asking for a friend.

Death_Equity,

Tell your friend they have a very bright future in a very dim part of the internet. For the best chances of success they will need a ring light and a conversational amount of Japanese, Chinese, and Russian.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Steam sells games for your kind now

MightyGalhupo,

Games such as?

TWeaK, in 'We are splattered here today'

What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s mind as it hits the windshield?

It’s ass.

DingoBilly, in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

Lol they’re so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!

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