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fossphi, in reminder

The lifestyle chose me

metallic_z3r0, in Call an expert

This is the reason I’ve taken to carrying a small magnet with me (combined with a flashlight/blacklight/laser pointer), so I can easily pick up those little bits that get lost (my wife cross stitches too, and sometimes her needles fall into the carpet, so it’s nice to find those before our feet do).

sundray, in I'm a sucker for big tree

Yggdrasil? Hell Yadrasil!

smuuthbrane, in "Tag someone who needs to see this"
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Sperm chaser” - that drinking a shot then giving a BJ and swallowing?

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

The sperm chaser should be the drink after the blowjob though.

smuuthbrane,
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You are entirely right.

mo_lave, in Salamander

Why does the head look like the Enterprise?

Rentlar, in R/im14andthisisdeep Alabama style

Solution: just marry (S) (be)(ve).

Kecessa, in Edge....

When I use Firefox I’m not Firefoxing

wreckedcarzz,
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Me, a wolf (hybrid) using Librewolf: howls intensify

theneverfox,
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Oh God, by that logic using waterfox with edge for debugging would be periodically edging while screeching demonically into the night

Hubi,
@Hubi@lemmy.world avatar

Speak for yourself

Viking_Hippie,

Would you Firefox me? I’d Firefox me so hard.

joyjoy,

So what you’re asking is “what does that fox say?”

SomeGuy69,

Nuzzling

kittenzrulz123,

:3

Jessica, in Nicolas Cage through the years

Why is John Travolta in the middle? Did he get a role that was supposed to go to Nicolas Cage in 1997 or something?

some_guy, in Nicolas Cage through the years

That was pretty funny. (1997 Faceoff if anyone missed it.)

steal_your_face, in Edge....
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Surfing the web brah 🏄‍♂️🤙

bucketofcandyfloss,

Right on dude 🤙

blanketswithsmallpox, in I'm a sucker for big tree

Secret of Mana started it all for me.

I’ll accept inexplicably tall towers too. Dark Tower. Tales of Symphonia… Grandias… Mmmmm.

Mango,

Mmmm yessss…

caseyweederman,

Final Fantasy Legend II on the Game Boy was my introduction to this theme.
The pantheon was Greek, I think, or maybe that was just in the North American localization. But the tree was obviously influenced by Yggsrasil.
The worlds were all spread out across the branches of the world tree, and you’d physically climb up and across branches to progress to other worlds.
A very satisfying marriage of setting and gameplay.

nick, in Edge....

Edge isn’t a platform though

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
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“it’s the whole internet! somebody last week said I should get a different internet, and I’m like, I like this one! it’s got titties and ebay!” -boomers everywhere

IndiBrony, in How many Star Trek fans will see red because they don't see red?
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I’m concerned by the raw beef pattie on the coffee table.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

That’s actually a stack of salami slices. From 1994.

MissJinx,
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Is that an whole onion?

JoMiran, in R/im14andthisisdeep Alabama style
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This is the most royal post I have seen today.

earmuff, in R/im14andthisisdeep Alabama style

Last I checked there was no (end) in wife and husband

lugal,

Last I checked there was no (end) in wife and husbend

Check again

Sasha, (edited )

Perhaps getting married is technically why the others end?

wiikifox,
@wiikifox@pawb.social avatar

Are you getting married with your best friend? Or did your friendshipe end when you married?

Klear,

Friendship ended with MUDASIR. Now he is my husband.

AA5B,

Cou(sin) W(if)e

There’s no “sin” in sister, and there’s no “if” she’ll say no

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