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Lath, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Obviously, the calculator app needs camera permission for scanning complex formulas that would otherwise require lengthy manual input and calculating them automatically.

tahoe,

I mean, you can download one in 10 seconds if you really need one (or use Spotlight)

ivanafterall, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

So $12 includes a commemorative video I get to keep?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hell, even it was $20 I’d still get the extra pacakge.

Hikermick, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Not sure how Bernie is relevant here

funkless_eck,

the meme is him saying “I am once again asking” (for donations)

7Sea_Sailor,

Are you too young to know the Bernie Sanders meme, or too old to know the Bernie Sanders meme?

Hikermick,

Too old to care

ohlaph,

You will.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Its a meme?

andrew_bidlaw, in Extreme Grandpa
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You’ve found Santa’s youtube channel.

Crack0n7uesday, in local hunger games construction almost complete

Kowloon, the walled city…

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Nope, just chuck testa with another realistic dead shipping container wall

uservoid1, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's
Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

He looks like he wouldn’t even hurt a fly

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hell, I’d still do it… it’s cheap and a hole’s a hole 🤷.

uservoid1,

His mother is a bit edgy

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

For $10? Hell, I’ll let her watch.

uservoid1, (edited )
0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That object in her hand is a dildo, right? RIGHT?!?

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

hit and run

SendMePhotos, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's

I’ll take the $2 blind.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

@SendMePhotos, nude or…

SendMePhotos,

Senders choice! So far I’ve received a landscape scenery.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Left boob OK?

SendMePhotos,

Only at a 270° angle. Right boob must be a 90° angle.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nipple is 0°, right?

SendMePhotos,

For simplicity, we will assume that the nipple is a positive Z axis integer with the head of a body positioned at positive Y. Any rotations would then fall on the X axis, in degrees, unless specified otherwise. This way, the rotation would be on a standard body rotation of left and right. Else one may have to take a photo with a rotated body in possibly an inverted position… Or I suppose simply rotating the camera, which is less entertaining.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0dc2ec0e-382b-4621-9fce-0902aa22a5a9.jpeg

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

This way, the rotation would be on a standard body rotation of left and right.

Uuummm, I don’t think so… at least not acording to the pic. If you rotate on the x-axis, essentially the body is moving like a gymnist on a high bar.

SendMePhotos,

Oops, you are correct. I guess I got my axes mixed up. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meeh, we all make mistakes 🤷.

Still want that left tit pic? Gotta warn you, it’s hairy 😂.

SendMePhotos,

Roflmao, let’s do it!

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sent 🤣.

SendMePhotos,

It’s beautiful! I’ll treasure this moment forever.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

🤣🤣🤣

Don’t forget to mention my tit when you get asked the same question again 🤣🤣🤣.

SendMePhotos,

You make me want to change my name to 6f4e37

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Had to google that to be honest 😂… didn’t know what coffee was spelled like in hex 😂.

Franzia, in Just a lil bit

This is lovely

db2, in Don't want any nerd mussels

2 and 5 degrees what? Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, from top dead center, from Kevin Bacon? We need to know!

ElBarto, (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes.

Especially the Kevin Bacon one.

thorbot, (edited )

If you say his name three times in the mirror he teleports behind you and snaps your neck

tacosanonymous,

Don’t threaten me with an amazing time.

thorbot,

It wasn’t a threat.

It was a promise

NateNate60, (edited ) in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

What camera app are you lot using? I’m just using the default Google one and it works as expected with no bullshit.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s because it automatically allows camera permission obviously!

Imgonnatrythis,

Oh man, I hope the sarcasm is just implied.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Simple Camera

kittenzrulz123, in Hello

:3

db2, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's

I don’t think a shower will be enough to ever get clean after a $10 encounter.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey, at least you’ll smell nice 🤷.

hdnsmbt, in The White Buffalo

Don’t shitpost if you can’t handle the comments. Nobody needs that useless disclaimer. People will comment whatever they want without checking in with you first. As they should.

Vespair,

Bro here is the type to get severe triggered by the phrase “trigger warning,” which never fails to make me laugh.

Others in the world aren’t obligated to cater to your personal sensibilities and you’re welcome to scroll past when you dislike something

Lemjukes,

big “it’s just a joke, chill bro” energy

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

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  • hdnsmbt, (edited )

    You don’t need to cool anything down. It’s a comment section on the internet, let people say what they want to say, that’s my approach at least. This disclaimer feels like a “it’s just a prank, bro” so you can deflect criticism. I’m sure commenters are aware where they’re commenting, no need to explain the obvious. And if someone comments how the meme is unfunny or anything not favourable, you don’t have to hide behind your disclaimer.

    Edit: lol, you really changed the disclaimer. You can definitely handle all the comments!

    Gallardo994, in Hop in, boys, we're going on a roadtrip.

    You can Pee Pee without Poo Poo but cannot Poo Poo without Pee Pee.

    MeatsOfRage, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's

    Times were tough before OnlyFans

    unreachable,
    @unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

    it was OnlyShower timeline

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Ye olde camgirl

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