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ChicoSuave, in I will not say twice

Poor, forgotten cassowary.

Melt, in I'm a sucker for big tree

Like the Tree of Emptiness of the Lostbelts

umbraroze, in I'm a sucker for big tree
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In middle of a couple of worldbuilding projects. Haven't really had much good ideas for the fantasy project lately.

Ah HA! Maybe I'll do some mild subversion of expectations.
Maybe one of the most famous sites in this world, where people come to visit from far and wide, has a tiny old withered tree.
...I mean, there could be a lot of legitimate logical reasons why this site could me important. Maybe the tree has a really fascinating story behind it.
Heck, there's probably many such places on our world too! Can think of at least one from the top of my mind.
I should write this down.

Last year I felt really crappy as far as my writing projects go, but in the last few months, if there's one thing I've learned it's that even smallest ideas can sometimes break the writer's block. Keep writing them down!

answersplease77, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

It also wants to access your location and nearby devices and wifi

psud,

Weather wants your location so you can get weather for where you are

miss_brainfart,
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Which is fair, but I’d still like to have the option to manually type in my area code, instead of having to turn on gps.

To be clear, I haven’t come across a weather app that doesn’t allow that, but I also wouldn’t be surpised if there are some out there.

psud,

Then deny location access

Honytawk,

It still keeps asking or sometimes straight up doesn’t work.

Paradachshund, in I'm a sucker for big tree

This meme looks like gru is about to start up a lumber business

GiddyGap, in Hop in, boys, we're going on a roadtrip.

Making stops at lots of shit holes along the way.

gibmiser, (edited ) in I'm a sucker for big tree

Ever since the tree bloomed in the year 0, now known as the awakening, fear of death has lost its power. The world has changed, ever since the tree started bearing its fruit - strange pods containing the repaired and revitalized bodies of the recently deceased.

While the pain of death remains, the permanence is gone. Adventurers and thrill seekers run amok with diminished consequences. Further, aging and illness is now merely an inconvenience, with reanimation the solution.

33 years have passed. Fear of death has become an old world superstition among the remaining “firsters”; the slur used by the reanimated to mock those who still cling fearfully to their first lives.

Scattered groups of people have been researching the tree and the reborn citizens since year 0 with growing discomfort. Without death, the population is booming and expanding rapidly. Gradually the population of “firsters” is dwindling. You belong to one such group of firsters. Is your fear justified? Or are you a part of a dying age, afraid to let go of the old ways…

*religion formed around the tree *massive palace at its base and deep into its roots serves as religious headquarters and barracks for defenders of the tree. *coming of age death ritual for children who have not died by age 16 *DM needs to make sure at least 1 party member is reborn during their quest

skulblaka,

This is almost literally the plot of Elden Ring with minor changes

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

ivanafterall,
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They don't live in the giant tree? I'm out.

CertifiedBlackGuy, in I'm a sucker for big tree

OP, you’ll love this

Sorry for the reddit link

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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someguy3, in Don't want any nerd mussels

Nerds can be ready to party.

ShadyGrove,

Most of the ppl I know that smoke regularly are nerds anyways…

originalucifer, in I'm a sucker for big tree
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Cosmonaut_Collin, in I'm a sucker for big tree
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Too bad Elden Ring has a big tree off center.

Nythos,

Best believe that’s why I set it on fire

peopleproblems,

I just wanted to set things on fire.

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

KreekyBonez,

forsake maidens, acquire godhood

VikingHippie,

So THAT’S why I didn’t like that game!

VikingHippie, in I will not say twice

Lovely bit of malicious compliance 😄

capital, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Is this an Android meme I’m too iOS to understand?

LucidNightmare,

How quickly the fan boys come to downvote you for being correct. 🤣

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

“Android bad, they hate us for being right” --iOS users after pointing out the flaws in a satirical meme

LucidNightmare,

You guys are too funny. 🤣

AVincentInSpace,

ah whatever, have fun with your straw man.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

truly I must bow to your superior intellect. iphones have so many more features, like not being able to sideload apps, not being able to use a terminal or actual filesystem, not being able to install browsers that aren’t reskins of safari, not being able to use apps that would totally work on my device because Steve jobs thought they looked bad with a different screen size, and strawman arguments about what android was like 10 years ago. iOS is clearly superior and I’m gonna sell my phone today

LucidNightmare,

Oh my gosh! All of those would be super helpful if I actually cared to use them! I don’t need my phone to be a mobile computer. That’s why I have a desktop!

I sideload apps like YouTube that has sponsor block and it also blocks ads, just so I can airplay it to my television. That’s all I need.

Some of us just like a simple device. I don’t need the rest of that. My god dude, it was a fucking joke because androids have always had these weird ass permission requests.

I hate Apple as much as the next guy, but I like the ecosystem. That’s all I need for my use case.

Get a grip, and relax. Take a fucking joke. The way you’re reacting is EXACTLY why I made the god damn joke in the first place. 🤯

AVincentInSpace,

I have been using android since 2013 and that was legitimately the last time I saw any such “weird permission request”

I hate Apple as much as the next guy, but I like the ecosystem

which is a fancy way of saying “I hate Apple as much as the next guy, but I still bought all their products”

LucidNightmare,

Ah yes. The two things I own. The watch and the phone. That sure is ALL the Apple products available to buy. You got me all right!

I’m not going to sit here and bicker with your dense ass over something as minuscule as what mobile OS we each prefer.

Pull your head out of your ass, learn to take a fucking joke.

Best wishes to you.

capital,

The vast majority of the Android/iOS flamewar is pro Android on fedi (mostly Mastodon for me). I usually don’t bother but I thought my comment was at least sort of funny? oh well.

LucidNightmare,

It was funny! These people act like THEIR way is the ONLY way. Not all of us want our phones to be mobile computers with full feature sets. I just want a simple device that has a very nice ecosystem where everything connects and works together 98% of the time. Apple sucks too, who would’ve thought.

Gestrid,

Sort of. I don’t remember the specifics, but it used to be that some apps completely unrelated to phone calls had to request access to make phone calls because of some stuff they needed that Google only allowed them access to if they had the phone call permission.

I believe Google has since changed it so most of that stuff is now a separate permission not related to phone calls, so you don’t see it as often now. It can still happen with older apps, though.

Everythingispenguins, in I will not say twice

They missed a golden opportunity to use the word handbill and avoid all the confusion

kittehx,
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Ah yes, avoiding confusion by using a word that most people are probably unfamiliar with

Everythingispenguins,

But that is a whole different confusion.

Honytawk,

Hey, what are you handbilling about?

jaybone,

Post a picture of a guy named Bill with no hands.

Or like Bill Clinton at a blackjack table showing a 12.

RootBeerGuy,
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HelluvaKick, in Eminem concert

Fortnite is kinda great now idk how to explain it.

Psythik, (edited )

Does it have a first person mode yet? Not a fan of third person BR games because you can just camp on top of a building all day and no one will see you, while you can see everyone.

HelluvaKick,

Not yet. Luckily, people who do that typically have bad loot so you just kinda have to be ready for it/do it to other people when you have to stop to apply shields or reload or whatever.

Uglyhead, (edited )
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Epic is trying to make their own ‘Metaverse’— just wait until Fortnite VR comes out in the near future.

It’s already a place for people to hang out with friends socially and just voice chat, or go to concerts, or go to Escape Rooms, or play music together in Rockband, etc etc.

Epic/Unreal will just keep adding and adding things to their ‘Ready Player One’/OASIS universe.

HelluvaKick,

Yes but theirs is actually pretty fun. Zero Build was a great addition and now they have rock band, racing, prop hunt, and gun game. My friends and I moved to playing it recently and haven’t been able to move to a new game since.

Uglyhead,
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I tend to agree. Taking the car physics from their acquisition of Rocket League and putting it into a racing game was a bit of genius. It is the most fun I’ve had in a casual racing game since MarioKart.

And,…that’s kind of my point. Epic/Unreal is acquiring gaming IP (Rockband, Rocket League, etc) and putting all of that into their own Metaverse/OASIS garden.

It’s an interesting Facebook-like strategy they seem to have.

evranch,

I’ve ignored Fortnite for years but am suddenly paying attention to after these 2 comments. No building? Rocket League arcade racing? I might actually want to play this, at least to try it out

Uglyhead,
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Rocket League drifting, boosting, racing on the walls and ceilings, rocket jumping over gaps and each other; it’s pretty fucking wild and can get intense. Whatever team they had working on it internally really did a helluva job.

And No Build in Fortnite is the only way to play imho; stripped down and back to the basics.

DoctorRoxxo,

There is also now a Lego mode too

HelluvaKick,

I hasn’t played the Racing until your comment, and wow, that is some fun ass racing. You are right, geniuses.

And it’s a crazy strategy and it’s interesting to see how well it’s working. I can play with my coworkers, friends, and younger family members. I don’t have fb at all anymore, so this is where I’m keeping up with people in a way

Uglyhead,
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Right? Someone I knew wasn’t that much into gaming; took them through something really simple like one of the horror/haunted houses; running around like Scooby Doo; we had fun and got to hang out for a bit and just voice chat.

MaoZedongers,

Fortnite VR already exists, it’s called Population One and has the worst vr gun controls known to man

Uglyhead,
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Acquired and ruined by Meta, who woulda thunk it.

MaoZedongers,

That’s crazy, they’ve never done that before.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein,

They probably saw Roblox, and realized that it would be a much better chance of competing to leverage and extend their existing platform to compete and capture kids and tweens that are aging up a little from Roblox. Every social media company is always gunning for the 12-16-year-olds because that’s who makes them “the next big thing,” so that seems like a great option for Epic.

Pretty similar, if I recall, to how Fortnite didn’t start out as Battle Royale and pivoted once it saw where the market was going.

But that’s just how it appears to me - I’m an Apex Legends player.

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