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Sorgan71, in What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...

I hope it comes in a cheese flavor

slurpeesoforion, in Well........

That’s me in the corner

Che_Donkey,
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That’s me in the spot

Che_Donkey,
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light

Imgonnatrythis, in Don't

Dint.

moody, in Skeleton Fact #1020

Interesting fact: Space was named after space, and not the other way around.

Toneswirly, in Don't
Yeller_king, in 🎵that's life🎵

Oh no life after school is so much worse 😂

distantsounds, in Do you need power? Just eat this!
dan1101, in Don't

I wasn’t gonna!

bruhduh, (edited ) in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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Hydrohomies would be mad

terminhell, in Do you need power? Just eat this!

Italian water hose

awwwyissss, in Do you need power? Just eat this!

Gross 😬

Mango, in How much for cuddles?

Transactional.

Keeping score isn’t love.

bruhduh,
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His face tells it

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I’d totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal.

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

“Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I’m adding the stickers myself, thanks”.

aesthelete,

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

Am I the only one alarmed that he’s cleaning up so much vomit? I mean I get that he wants the BJs, but is he feeding the kids syrup of ipecac sandwiches?

doggle,

Very young kids puke sometimes. It happens. We also don’t know how long it took him to get all those stickers. Could’ve been over the course of a few months or longer.

aesthelete, (edited )

It’s 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker.

EDIT: It’s 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well…must not have to go pee pee very often.

EDIT2: For people with the “toilet seat down” problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own…they’re like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work.

dream_weasel,

Plot twist: daddy is bulemic.

platypus_plumba,

I would.

jojo, in Don't
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Don’t… please?

GuyWithLag, in Do you need power? Just eat this!

Mandatory tooling of German electricians!

FatTony, in How much for cuddles?
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Wouldn’t it be more useful if he first threw up and then cleaned up?

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