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ShitOnABrick, in Burning the calories
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I’m surprised you burn any calories at all

saltnotsugar, in Fear

This is the cookie. This is the cookie…changing. Do you see?

cam_i_am, in Real Love

A bacon meme? Is it 2008?

LemmyKnowsBest,

What happened in 2008?

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bacon and narwhal were in fashion at the time.

LemmyKnowsBest,

oh of course. Silly me. How could I have forgotten

Pandantic, in Words to live by
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

Because of that bottom text, this belongs in aneurismposting.

WeirdGoesPro, in Misleading title exaggerating how great this is.
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Please chill with the nonsensical AI memes. This is the third one I’ve seen from you, and they’re all getting downvoted. Think before you post.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/045e15a5-6477-41d9-832e-2f76bc7c64aa.jpeg

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I am removing your posts. They do not belong here. Please post them in the appropriate community.

Tier1BuildABear, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

This isn’t exactly that but still gold

youtu.be/CORANvT8l9A?si=Fij9xSSAvXg1FiK_

FlyingSquid, in Fear
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a Girl Scout right there!

And if that doesn’t work for you, there’s a Boy Scout selling popcorn!

Jeez, teenagers today.

DragonTypeWyvern,

…

Aren’t most Girl Scouts like, tweens and younger?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My wife was a girl scout when we met and she was 16.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Was she trying to sell you cookies door to door?

I’m getting concerned here, Squid.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not that I remember. I just remember being in high school drama club with her.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Those are the Girl Scout version of The Cub Scouts. I know they have Daisy scouts when we had Tiger Cubs, but I don’t know their advancement. Basically you’re in 7th or 8th grade before you are a Boy/Girl Scout, and internally we only really considered Life Scouts (mostly juniors), and Eagle Scouts (mostly seniors) to be full Boy Scouts. I’m not sure if that extends to the GSA.

Apparently they don’t have as many ranks as the BSA.

www.girlscoutsnyc.org/…/what-girl-scouts-do.html

We had a new rank each year, unless you didn’t get enough merit badges to rank up once you were a tenderfoot.

AngryCommieKender,

I still hate that fucking overpriced popcorn. Took me years to figure out how to sell it.

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

How did you sell it?

AngryCommieKender,

I didn’t. I sold The Scouts, and giving young boys stuff to do, so we weren’t “finding out own forms of entertainment.”

jacktherippah, in Burning the calories

Hey thats what my Asian mom doeswhen I tell her I did something! Must be getting the headshakes in, burnin’ some calories, eh?

UltraMagnus0001, in Burning the calories

im indian

lowleveldata, in Fear

Why mint tho

quatschkopf34,

For the prickling sensation.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I hear it de-snap-ifies Ubuntu.

AngryCommieKender,

For that 5 Gum sensation

Touching_Grass,

Its Lemmy so your answer will be either racism or class warfare. Depends if answers are giving during a weekday or not

Cruxifux,

…what?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I think you may need to touch some grass

paddirn, in AHHAHSHAHAGAGA

“Ketamine is a helluva drug, amirite folks?!”

RoverRacecar, in Burning the calories

This has the vibes of Facebook memes.

Viking_Hippie, in Onlydogs

So the retrievers have become the retrieved… https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0bdf10ba-5d64-4f4d-bda1-7f29b9dcce11.jpeg

FlyingSquid, in A terrifying new phenomenon
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have a black hole, but I do have two four-legged vacuum/mops.

Psionicsickness, in AHHAHSHAHAGAGA

Post is two hours old. No comments. Cowards. All of you.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

They were mean to me mods mods MODS MODS HELP RDM RDM RDM

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