I had to try it to believe it
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HiddenLayer5, ![]()
Take your age
Multiply it by zero
That is the age you were when you were born.
The_Picard_Maneuver, ![]()
Omg this worked for me
sanguine_artichoke, ![]()
that’s your age in 4 years!
eager_eagle, ![]()
I call it bullshit. It’s easy to say that when nobody will remember this comment to check it in 4 years.
zaph, !remind me 4 years
Karlos_Cantana, ![]()
I won't remember this comment in 4 minutes.
shrugal, What comment?
The_Picard_Maneuver, ![]()
My mind is blown
DigitalNirvana, Maths!!
phorq, (edited ) Spanish So if I’m 28, I’d be 32 in 4-years? So every one human-year is 1.14 4-years. Now I need to figure out the conversion of 4-years to dog-years… Currently seeking funding for my research if anyone’s interested!
Kase, I have a dollar! This is some groundbreaking stuff.
sanguine_artichoke, ![]()
oops, I meant fortyears. Yes, that’s correct, but it’s confusing because it changes as you get older. For me 1 fortyear is only 1.10.
ohlaph, 23 is smaller than 100000000.
registrert, ![]()
Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.
ohlaph, Oh
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, ![]()
I’m using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it’s not
ohlaph, Calm down Darryl, it’s only a rehearsal.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, ![]()
Rehearse this! knocks over mug, storms off sound stage
blahsay, You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it
The_Picard_Maneuver, ![]()
SuckMyWang, Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?
The_Picard_Maneuver, ![]()
It’s the future
MightyGalhupo, Username checks out
lugal, Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me:
registrert, ![]()
Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?
finkrat, But what if your age was a division by 0
user224, Can confirm.
<span style="color:#323232;">Traceback (most recent call last): </span><span style="color:#323232;"> File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in <module> </span><span style="color:#323232;"> print(age + 4) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> ~~~~^~~ </span><span style="color:#323232;">TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str </span>
Is not my age.
/j
Tixanou, Spanish ![]()
Now subtract 4, that’s your age!
Kolanaki, ![]()
Whoa! How’d you do that?! :O
AgentGrimstone, Whoaaaaaaa
MargotRobbie, ![]()
But it will be… in four years!
brown567, If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it’s my actual age =(
Excrubulent, ![]()
Didn’t work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.
For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.
penquin, ![]()
My whole life has been a lie 😭
TheEntity, Joke's on you, I'm so bad at math it might take 4 years just as well.
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