AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Spelunking is great fun when you prepare properly.

Squeezes are not advisable.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Hey spelunking is perfectly normal for anyone, spelunk all you want in the privacy of your own home. Just dont go into caves.

MrFappy,

Ass-spelunking is the most fun. I was introduced to the practice by South Park BLaU.

suckaduck,
@suckaduck@feddit.nl avatar

Always clear your browser history first

Rolder,

I’ll go in a cave no problem but anything where I can’t turn or move freely is a big old nope. And if it seems unstable or whatnot I’m out of there.

Vej,

I’ve seen too many memes as of late. I really thought this would have been Saddam Hussein without reading this first.

vaultdweller013,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8141ef4a-2948-4c91-a79b-e44aa8d6d7d8.webp

Heres one to add to your collection. Its a bit old but still kinda amusing.

metaStatic,

This hole was made for me

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s what she said

DigitalTraveler42,

Just in case you’re not getting the reference, the full comic for your reading pleasure.

Patches,

Keep that URL Blue. You will never be the same.

Sombyr,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

I’m not the only one who thought it was fucking hilarious, right? I know it’s supposed to be body horror, and I do generally find Junji Ito’s stuff goddamn disturbing and horrifying, but this is the first one I saw and it just looked so funny to me that all his other stuff caught me completely off guard.

vaultdweller013,

Yeah, like all the elements are there its just doesnt hit the horror switch for me. Mind you im the type of person to be playing a horror game and my first reaction to a monster is to call it a bitch and hit it with a shovel.

Sombyr,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

In horror games, I always try to domesticate the monster by letting it follow me around the map without catching me. Then I have a buddy.

You know what weirdly does fill me with dread though? Space games. I played around with space engine and it doesn’t matter what I’m looking at or where I am, I am just super uncomfortable and want to stop. Those’re my horror games.

Slartibartfass,

Of course this terrible thing again. Thank you anyway

brb,
HopeOfTheGunblade,
@HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

In fairness, after I got bottom surgery I got a lot of laughs with that line.

justlookingfordragon,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

… drr drr drr …

wildginger,

Are tight crannies like this not what drones were invented for? Do cavers not use mini robots to scout out ahead?

JCreazy,

I don’t think those were widely used back in 2009 but he just accidentally went down the wrong pathway and he thought he was going into a chasm that opened up.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Some kind of endoscope would work, or hell, just a rock on a rope.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

yolo

wholeofthemoon,

If you thought you knew the way I’m sure you wouldn’t use a robot. He took a wrong turn.

Gork,

The word cranny sounds crass and vulgar.

I like it though lol

stoy, (edited )

Here is a WTYP pod episode about caving in general, with a part on this accident in particular.

youtu.be/jUJKRVu6IVA

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

TL;DW: Don’t go in the hole. When there’s a hole, don’t go in it

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Exploring a cave is great, but I sure as fuck wouldn't try crawling down a tiny hole going down at a 70 degree angle. Some spelunkers are straight nuts though, like they get to the end of a cave and say "wow, the wind is whistling through here!" and try expanding small openings with a hammer and chisel or even explosives. I went caving one time in a well known but very long cave, with experienced people, and that was really interesting. When i got back I read my friend's cave incident journal, which details all the rescues and deaths that happened in the last year, and it was... interesting. Shit like "oh, jimmy got stuck, so we had to break his ribs to get him out". Great.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

According to Wikipedia:

Jones and three others had left their party in search of “The Birth Canal”, a tight but navigable passageway with a turnaround at the end. Jones entered an unmapped passageway which he wrongly believed to be the Canal and found himself at a dead end, with nowhere to go besides a narrow vertical fissure. Believing this to be the turnaround, he entered head-first and became wedged upside-down.

underwire212,

Yeah…I’m OK with going my entire life without doing any of that.

squiblet, (edited )
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

We had some interesting times on the one expedition I did. It was fascinating and I would recommend trying it at least once... doesn't have to be dangerous. Even going to Carlsbad Caverns, which is a National Park and while not the real spelunking experience, pretty cool. I went to Wolf River Cave in Tennessee. Most of it was just like mountain hiking, but with a ceiling. Questionable parts included crawling in light mud on our hands and knees for 600 feet through an area where the ceiling was about 3 feet high. Also one part, you go through a 'door' and have to drop down ~5 feet onto some rocks... people told me "be sure to go left when you land!!" and wtf was to the right? This giant dark pit of rocks at least 20 feet deep. Okay... then at the very bottom, there was this area with a bunch of trickling water and awesome stalagmites where you could sit on rocks by this weird little stream and ponds. We split up and sat in different rooms... the guy from Kentucky I sat with, who I'd never met before, told me "sometimes when I'm down here... i listen to the water... and it sounds like people talking..." Uh, okay.

But anyway it was an amazing experience and profoundly strange... the 'rooms' and 'hallways' are oddly reminiscent of human construction. And if you get stuck or hurt, if you've done things properly and signed in and people know you're there, experienced cavers will come and rescue you.

CptEnder,

“sometimes when I’m down here… i listen to the water… and it sounds like people talking…”

He probably has MES, Musical Ear Syndrome. I got it, it’s really not as scary or weird as it sounds. Basically our brains mistakenly interpret some white noises (running water is a big one) as faint music or voices. But it’s not really a hallucination, because at the same time our brain is aware it isn’t real and it’s just coming from said noise. It can actually be quite pleasant, beaches often sound like a quiet symphony. Only occasionally will I hear voices and mistake it for my girlfriend or something before realizing it.

lightnsfw,

My brain starts playing the theme to Super Mario Bros when I stay up really late.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I could see what he means, and that happens to me sometimes too. I've thought background noise is all sorts of things. it is very quiet down there (we were I think at least a mile underground, having walked roughly horizontally for 5 hours). It's still to me just a classic amusing 'oh great' thing to tell someone in that situation.

KISSmyOS,

“sometimes when I’m down here… i listen to the water… and it sounds like people talking…” Uh, okay.

This is perfectly normal when you’re alone in a quiet place.

AnarchistsForDemocracy, (edited )
@AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world avatar

youtu.be/pRNCYvnt4N4

That’s what Alice from Alice in Wonderland did.

SorryQuick,

I’m slightly claustrophobic, but it has never impacted my life. Elevator? Fine. Tiny closet? Fine. But a cave where you have to crawl for more than a few seconds? I’d die right there.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

Everyone has at least one vice.

This one was adrenaline.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, realizing you’ve trapped yourself with nobody to help, only your rapidly approaching death, really gets me going. Fun for the whole family (but one at a time)!

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

well he did have help, but the pulley system broke

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

And I’m sure most heroin people don’t understand most meth people and vice versa. We like the drugs we like.

OceanSoap,

He had a ton of help. Nothing worked.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Fun Fact: They never got him out, they sealed the cave with his body still there. Nutty Putty Cave is his grave.

MrGooglyPants,

Yeah they say that in the article… Which was linked

victorz,

Could you point to the fun part? 🙁

Sweetpeaches69,

The fun part is that it’s called the Nutty Putty cave.

victorz,

Just wanna insert a little word,

Nutty Putty🫸Grave🫷Cave

There, perf. 👌

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

SADDAM HUSSEIN

100_percent_a_bot,

Guy should have brought a fan

Stanley_Pain,
@Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Not like this. Not like this… 😫

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The only spelunking I do is in spelunky

hakunawazo,

Thank you for making me claustrophobic in my biggest room.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well then you dont wanna hear bout my recurring dream about being burried alive unable to move my arm enough to protect my face from the rats gnawing at me

OrderedChaos,

So specific it might be a past life/death experience.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh now why did you have to make that an option😭

squiblet, (edited )
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

This is reminding me, a few days ago I read an article telling the story of this guy who was trapped in a cave in Kentucky after rubble fell on his leg. This is the story: https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/tragedy-at-sand-cave.htm of Floyd Collins, though the article I read earlier was more engaging. Oh, may have been this article: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/the-1925-cave-rescue-that-captivated-the-nation/ar-AA1kZ7Es

CodexArcanum,

YouTuber HBomberguy just released a video on plagiarism. Another well known YouTube video about that caving incident was wholesale stolen from an article about it (but I don’t think it was either of your articles.) Must be the “vaguely related to caving” time of the year!

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Not surprising. I've been watching various relationship and psychology videos on YouTube and ran into a few which seem really sketchy... they're very well written in English, all the imagery is people in Malaysia or something, it seems to be read by an AI, and there's no writing attribution. Kind of suspicious.

CommanderCloon,

The plagiarism case hbomberguy exposed is about a good production channel with millions of subscribers in collab with other larges channels

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey, you can name and shame, it’s alright. The video was the wildly popular Man In Cave, by the wildly popular youtuber Internet Historian. He wholesale ripped off Lucas Reilly’s Mental Floss article about the incident, pretended the video was taken down because of youtube’s famously awful copyright strike system, and then re-uploaded a hastily edited version that less obviously (but still obviously) rips off Reilly’s article.

ColeSloth,

That is not what it looked like at all, really. But yes. Dude super fucked up, and got an entire cave permanently shut down.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Well, the important thing is that he ruined potentially dying for nothing for everyone.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, we do have an overpopulation issue… what’s a little bit of death by being trapped in a hole going to cause, really. They are helping us all!

vaultdweller013,

Id rather solve the overpopulation issue with the forbiden fireworks.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar
WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

This photo gave me the heebee geebees… I’m left asking why and do I have claustrophobia now as a result?

Shapillon,

I’m claustrophobic and shouldn’t have seen this post before sleeping…

Darken,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar

Only one way to find out

lowleveldata,

therapist?

groucho,
@groucho@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Two ways to find out!

CodexArcanum,

I love to watch caving videos: much better for someone younger and foolhardier than me to actually do the climbing and clambering with their gopros. I’ll continue to enjoy things like air, vast open spaces, and vicarious experiences.

People take a lot of safety precautions now, reasonably, but every once in a while the cavers on YT will do something just stupid and it baffles me. “The water’s ice cold and up to my nostrils, but I really want to see where this tunnel goes! Going to turn my lamp and camera off for now to save battery, see you in a few hours!”

bulwark,

I love caving videos as well but would absolutely not do it. I like these guys videos: ActionAdventureTwins

This video is wild, they drop down like a 600’ pit in a cave. youtu.be/eULp72P0pNM?si=mi6Wc3_aMBC7Xrdy

CodexArcanum,

Im a fan as well, their videos are excellent and they often do trips with other cavers, so you can find other small channels through them if people want more “cave content.”

What trips me out is towards the end of each video where they’ll be like, “Alright, Brad is heading back so I’m going to wrap up too. We’ve been in the cave for 12 hours, probably a good time to head up.” 8+ hours of squeezing through cold, dark passages sounds like actual nightmares I’ve had!

squiblet, (edited )
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Some of the stuff describe in the spelunking journal is insane, like "okay, we'll rappel down this giant cliff, then there's a pond at the bottom, so we brought our scuba gear..." Cool to hear there's videos out there! I had never thought to look for some reason. When I went caving (around 2005), it was a 9 hour journey and my digital camera died on the 2nd photo, which sucked.

MBM,

“okay, we’ll rappel down this giant cliff, then there’s a pond at the bottom, so we brought our scuba gear…”

… I’m split between being absolutely terrified of getting stuck, and thinking what you’re describing sounds awesome

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

It is pretty awesome, really. Definitely adventurous. I'm sure for people brave, fit and unwise to enough to do it, that's an amazing experience. People do it under the ocean too. The problem is being hours down in a cave that can only be accessed by experts at rock climbing and scuba diving is just about the most remote location possible.

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