Gastronomical Masterpiece
AngryCommieKender, Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really…
Siegfried, Well, how would you use ketchup if there is no ketchup, silly
MargotRobbie, 
Those bottles of chili crisp with the face of an angry/disappointed looking Asian lady on the label. So good.
TempermentalAnomaly, Laoganma
So good! Ty their other sauces as well. I think there’s four or five available in the US.
MargotRobbie, Which one should I try? I think there is this one with beans in it, right?
TempermentalAnomaly, I cook with the black beans one. It’s delicious in Sichuan Dry Fried Green Beans.
Here’s a good video on their whole line. They talk about what’s available in the US of course.
MargotRobbie, Thanks!
SocialMediaRefugee, Roundup herbicide
root_beer, Drāno
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Best suggestion
Thteven, 
Teriyaki and Sriracha
pewpew, 
None
ObviouslyNotBanana, 🍚
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, Laoganma
SomethingBurger, Laoganma balls lmao
SirSamuel, Gottem!
PeterPoopshit, Femboy cum
ObviouslyNotBanana, That’s disgusting. Where do you source yours? So I can avoid it of course.
MasterNerd, 
I can provide you with some locally and ethically sourced. For testing purposes of course
baseless_discourse, Is the femboy in question yourself?
MasterNerd,
Evil_Shrubbery, Omg, yes, buy or cultivate local, don’t support those immoral femboy farm megacorps, they keep their femboys in cages & bdsm milked 24/5 (they get weekends off).
MasterNerd, Where can I apply 😳
Evil_Shrubbery, Heinz maybe? Their German black leather uniforms are cute.
baseless_discourse, (edited ) sounds like good times NGL
Evil_Shrubbery, It’s not all fun and games - if you are too good at your job you get promoted to quality control.
baseless_discourse, don’t underestimate my degeneracy.
Evil_Shrubbery, It’s over! I have the high degeneracy!
(Obviously we are fighting next to a river of femboy cum)
KSPAtlas, 
You think they get to rest?
rbos, 
Raw egg cracked in and beaten to temper and cook in piping hot rice. A little soy sauce. Maybe some sesame seeds.
Tamago kake gohan.
burgers, say the full name, coward
rbos, Huh?
Jaysyn, 
Butter, salt & black pepper.
negativeyoda, An egg
Potatos_are_not_friends, How would you eat an egg without ketchup?
hydrospanner, Raw.
With a drizzle of dark soy sauce and a sprinkling of toasted sesame seeds.
negativeyoda, You know what’s up.
I usually throw a bit of miso in before cooking and add avocado if I have it
MacNCheezus, 
Teriyaki sauce
surfrock66, 
My 9 year old literally eats steamed rice with ketchup and if given this choice he would just it to die.
x4740N, 
Your 9 year old just offended countries where rice is a large part of their food culture
Viking_Hippie, They tend to do that. 9yo humans are just naturally offensive creatures 🤷
surfrock66, The sad story is he was diagnosed with Celiac at 3, and as such has grown up with a lot of food issues. It’s developed into like a fear of new foods, and his crutch is ketchup, which is the lesser of evils at this point. We think it’s crossed into ARFID, and he’s in OT.
Lucidlethargy, Oof, has he tried soy sauce or teriyaki?
surfrock66, Copying my reply to someone else, the sad story is he was diagnosed with Celiac at 3, and as such has grown up with a lot of food issues. It’s developed into like a fear of new foods, and his crutch is ketchup, which is the lesser of evils at this point. We think it’s crossed into ARFID, and he’s in OT.
chemical_cutthroat, 
Tabasco.
lorez, Blood, blood! Gallons of the stuff!
tophneal, Japanese barbeque sauce
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