How to keep a man
Furbag, Raw chicken, maybe it’s been boiled if we’re being extremely generous.
Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.
Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.
I’d maybe eat the mac, but since it’s touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.
0Xero0, 
why does it look like vomit with someone’s ball sack?
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Castrate your man and eat his balls to show dominance and keep him subservient
LifeInMultipleChoice, Why is the chicken looking raw
lightnsfw, Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.
DonkeyShot, How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨
quicksand, Ohh it’s corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow
thawed_caveman, c/shittyfoodporn
HootinNHollerin, (edited )
FauxPseudo, 
The Hague would like to know their location.
over_clox, Hi, is this meal available in bulk?
stoy,
PeterPoopshit, (edited ) Wow I can’t wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.
skyspydude1, 8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.
LemmyKnowsBest, I’m pretty sure it’s already diarrhea so at least they saved a step for you.
Gestrid, (edited ) *30 minutes to two hours
No way is my body not rejecting that immediately.
Dio, 
Well. You tried. ⭐
TheBlue22, Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly
WeeSheep, I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
ObviouslyNotBanana, How to keep a man on his toes
CubbyTustard, deleted_by_author
reversebananimals, thematically soft
(ಠ_ಠ)
Viking_Hippie, Sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie…
iAvicenna, 
I spent my last minute trying to understand the role of word thematically in that sentence.
Christmas? Sex? Who knows…
Ookami38, (edited ) I think they’re saying the whole meal has a “soft” texture. The theme of the meal is soft, thus it’s thematically soft.
nixcamic, I dunno I don’t think a meal completely devoid of texture is what most texture first people go for.
bobs_monkey, I’ll be the one to say it: kraft dinner is a bastardization of mac and cheese. Stouffer’s is a little better, but the milky-watery cheese powder glop is nasty as hell.
juliebean, with all due respect, kraft dinner is in fact the most valid mac and cheese. other cheap boxes of noodles and cheese powders are also acceptable. real cheese has no place in mac and cheese.
Mandy, *for the rest of his life
FirstWizardZorander, Measured in minutes
Squeezer, That chicken is just so… testicular
Kase,
Toes, Raw chicken and vomit, wow
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