How to keep a man
RIPandTERROR, 
By the ball sack? Cuz that’s the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate
FauxPseudo, 
The Hague would like to know their location.
PeterPoopshit, (edited ) Wow I can’t wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.
skyspydude1, 8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.
LemmyKnowsBest, I’m pretty sure it’s already diarrhea so at least they saved a step for you.
Gestrid, (edited ) *30 minutes to two hours
No way is my body not rejecting that immediately.
Crafter72, 
Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia
phonyphanty, This how You keep a spirit of the Black Lodge …
Steelmonkey, Keep him on the toilet
DonkeyShot, How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨
quicksand, Ohh it’s corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow
thawed_caveman, c/shittyfoodporn
HootinNHollerin, (edited )
Mandy, *for the rest of his life
FirstWizardZorander, Measured in minutes
Furbag, Raw chicken, maybe it’s been boiled if we’re being extremely generous.
Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.
Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.
I’d maybe eat the mac, but since it’s touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.
Huschke, … sick so he can’t leave you.
Hadriscus, Salmonella ?
hungryphrog, The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
LemmyKnowsBest, Like this right here
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
And it looks disgusting
lightnsfw, Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.
BustinJiber, If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?
hungryphrog, I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.
JustMy2c, Not if he ate the same stuff before as well
independantiste, (edited ) 
Funkytom467, 
At least here the chicken isn’t RAW
norgur, 
That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
Funkytom467, To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.
LinkOpensChest_wav, It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.
There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.
Bakkoda, Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.
WhiteOakBayou, Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.
LinkOpensChest_wav, My husband has boiled chicken with rice quite a lot. He’ll boil a pot of rice with random things like chicken, corn on the cob, etc.
hydrospanner, It’s definitely not the way to go for taste but I’ve heard of boiled chicken pretty often.
Usually it’s in the context of health reasons (a friend that is a fitness and nutrition guy basically just adds diced boiled chicken breast to fresh salads to add protein with few/any nutrition drawbacks), for babies/young children to add some soft and healthy meat to their diet, other dietary restrictions (can’t have spices or salt, etc.), or it’s going to be added to some other dish that will provide moisture, flavor, etc. My mom will boil chicken to make stock, then use the chicken in Buffalo dip or stir fry or shred it up and toss it in bbq sauce for sandwiches and stuff.
Definitely not in the way shown in the OP though.
norgur, Really? Never seen or eaten boiled chicken? Where do you think chicken broth or chicken soup comes from?
TimewornTraveler, hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂
bdonvr, That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it
JustMy2c, And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
hungryphrog, At least that looks edible.
Tier1BuildABear, 
You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you
AgentGrimstone, This looks 10x better than the OP
menemen, 
If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.
independantiste, (edited ) Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)
Ookami38, At least it has some color lol
nixcamic, This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
independantiste, I think it’s more about the second picture
Aremel, What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?
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