How to keep a man
Famko, Do you keep him in prison?
Funkytom467, 
The basement evidently.
NegativeLookBehind, 
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
Introversion, It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
vivadanang, or a hospital… ugh
Dio, 
Well. You tried. ⭐
FunkyMonk, yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
Agent641, He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
Thcdenton, My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
It’s what men crave
HootinNHollerin, Brawndo er Brodo
superfes, Once again, I’m glad that I do most of the cooking…
Toes, Raw chicken and vomit, wow
Fizz, 
Uncanny valley food.
hungryphrog, I don’t see any food in this picture.
EdibleFriend, 
No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Bristlecone, Boiled?
ObviouslyNotBanana, Steamed?
Decoy321, (edited ) Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.
This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.
chatokun, I’ve used it for pulled chicken for a soup. I believe the instructions said boil, but I pressure cook/steam it for a few mins then add it into the muchbmore flavorful soup. Though I just as often just use canned chicken breast instead.
Only thing I’ve ever done that for, since I love chicken to have a browned somewhat firm to crunchy crust, depending on which cut it is.
EdibleFriend, Omfg that’s it.
Mirshe, Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.
grendel, 
Missed opportunity for kholodets.
victorz, Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf
LinkOpensChest_wav,
menemen, 
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
the_of_and_a_to, deleted_by_author
DonkeyShot, Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!
Ookami38, Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
Igloojoe, I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
sxan, 
I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…
g0nz0li0, That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.
ininewcrow, 
How to keep a man … away
MataVatnik, 
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
ObviouslyNotBanana, That killer’s cereal:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/844d5909-01a6-45c7-93ed-35a142368f31.webp
Kolanaki, 
Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢
0x4E4F, 
Steamed or boiled… probably…
jupyter_rain, Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
v81, Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
JeeBaiChow, Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
Vej, I don’t get it, what am I missing?
bobs_monkey, (edited ) Does any of that look edible, or at least appetizing?
Vej, No, but I don’t understand what I am looking at either.
robocall, 
This man’s shits are as runny as his cream corn
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