How to keep a man
Thcdenton, My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
It’s what men crave
HootinNHollerin, Brawndo er Brodo
hungryphrog, The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
LemmyKnowsBest, Like this right here
ObviouslyNotBanana, And it looks disgusting
Mandy, *for the rest of his life
FirstWizardZorander, Measured in minutes
lightnsfw, Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.
jupyter_rain, Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
v81, Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
JeeBaiChow, Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
Fizz, 
Uncanny valley food.
hungryphrog, I don’t see any food in this picture.
FunkyMonk, yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
Agent641, He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
Kolanaki, 
Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢
0x4E4F, 
Steamed or boiled… probably…
MataVatnik, 
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
ObviouslyNotBanana, That killer’s cereal:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/844d5909-01a6-45c7-93ed-35a142368f31.webp
over_clox, Hi, is this meal available in bulk?
stoy,
db2,
ObviouslyNotBanana,
RizzRustbolt, On the toilet.
Squeezer, That chicken is just so… testicular
Kolli, Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.
I mean it doesn’t look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it’s hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.
And it would be free and prepared “ready” so that’s nice. :)
FeetinMashedPotatoes, (edited ) This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella
Add comment