FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, the aliens want to communicate through a sarcastic misanthrope… well, I can’t say I’d blame them.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Aliens randomly picking people … nope, nope, nah, nope, nope, nuh-uh, nah, nope, nope… Wait a minute??? … they’re all mentally unwell!!!

Korne127, (edited )
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Human population is very empathetic, but very kinky.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Aliens: … this one has a bright red ball strapped to their mouth … I suppose it’s a requirement for all of them

GutsBerserk,

That LOTR scene comes to mind when Frodo offers the ring to Elf Queen…

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

We aren’t. Maybe we dead because of my unending bickering about the futility of life, but screwed? Nah.

thezeesystem,

As someone with d.i.d. it all comes down to which personality they take.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Well, there’ll be a lot less billionaires pretty quickly, from there it’s gonna be a lot of references to star trek, doctor who, dead philosophers and general southernisms.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

lol … aliens arrive in 1960s era London police boxes to try to not alarm us as they make first contact

Aliens first message: … I say my good man, it’s quite a coincidence to find you in this part of the galaxy. I feel pecked by a hundred chickens, fuller than a tick on a big dog and fine as frog hair and not half as slick to greet you on this fair morning under god’s blue sky.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

… I think I’m in love with you.

MyFairJulia,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Humanity shall receive the gift of estrogen!

aeronmelon,

UN: “Boy, they really like using Star Trek memes to convey their thoughts…”

nxdefiant,

All the Me clones: Sokath, his eyes opened.

AngryCommieKender,

Riker: 🍆 💦

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Turns out Star Trek was just a retelling of actual intergalactic life

Aliens: Who the hell told them all this stuff … I don’t look like that? … My ass isn’t that fat … Is it?

misophist,

“These beings have documented a perfect understanding of warp core, matter transmission, and matter replication technologies, yet they refuse to actually use any them and are stuck on a single planet fighting wars over limited resources.”

TheHottub,
@TheHottub@lemmy.world avatar

Show them my tinyverse

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

That’s good they’ll think it’s the norm… And we can seduce their female (if they exist).

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

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  • mossy_,

    “I’m actually genetically pretty rad”

    How so? Strong bones? Tolerance to disease?

    Funkytom467,
    @Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably short for irradiated. Gotta get that RadAway immediately!

    Mediocre_Bard,

    Intergalactic diplomacy will play out in World of Warcraft.

    FrostyCaveman,

    humans haven’t been invited to the Galactic Federation yet due to having too low a gear score

    0x4E4F, (edited )
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Well… it could be worse… you should all thank them they didn’t pick my sister.

    Kolanaki, (edited )
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    They’re just gonna be commenting on Lemmy all day. Threat averted.

    DosDude,
    @DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

    Yes. You are everywhere.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Because I’m actually an entire race of aliens desperately trying to make contact with humans.

    DosDude,
    @DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

    Yeah that makes sense. Except, there are no humans here. Only nerds.

    unreasonabro,

    the only humans worthy of the term are nerds, bro.

    OldManBOMBIN,

    I’d say just barely north of average, but quickly declining.

    Elephant0991,
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    Screwed!

    But this is not a very good/logical/reasonable alien to be in contact with. There are so many …ists with can call this alien. Generalization with sample of one? Pfff… They won’t even get here…

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