Aliens decide to communicate with us
Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
thezeesystem, As someone with d.i.d. it all comes down to which personality they take.
kaboom36, Why do the aliens think we are giant weebs that are obsessed with our infrastructure?
MECHAGIC, (edited ) 
Theyll turn us all into furries
starman2112, (edited ) 
“They weigh an average of 100 of their kilograms, and subsist on a diet made up entirely of vegetable-derived matter. Their political opinions are all based as hell, and they fucking love fire trucks. 7/7 Florgles, we should open a line of communication with their leaders immediately”
RizzRustbolt, I have cryptolalia.
I don’t even think they can make a language model off of me.
yamapikariya, 
Not too bad. At least we’ll have English and Russian solved right off the bat.
thru_dangers_untold, If I don’t recognize the phone number, I’m not picking up the phone.
Bruncvik, 
Wrong question. If they picked me, you ought to ask how screwed the aliens are…
lseif, they will be very racist.
PsychedSy, It’d be weird at least. A bunch of borderline suicidal people doing psychedelics and bringing each other ice water when someone coughs.
MaxHardwood,
RIPandTERROR, 
NewAgeOldPerson, Good news. We would most likely be okay. Depending on the alien.
AlijahTheMediocre, Human population can’t focus, stand still, or remember worth shit for longer than 5 minutes.
sagrotan, 
We aren’t. Maybe we dead because of my unending bickering about the futility of life, but screwed? Nah.
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