Mediocre_Bard,

Intergalactic diplomacy will play out in World of Warcraft.

FrostyCaveman,

humans haven’t been invited to the Galactic Federation yet due to having too low a gear score

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, the aliens want to communicate through a sarcastic misanthrope… well, I can’t say I’d blame them.

ininewcrow,
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Aliens randomly picking people … nope, nope, nah, nope, nope, nuh-uh, nah, nope, nope… Wait a minute??? … they’re all mentally unwell!!!

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well… it could be worse… you should all thank them they didn’t pick my sister.

matmarspace,

I guess we’re good. :)

Adalast,

I am pedantic to a fault, capable of simultaneously being the most specific and most vague person you will ever speak with, and have the social skills of a carrot. I am also debilitatingly ADHD, reasonably autistic, and more intelligent than is able to produce an emotionally functional adult.

I will leave it up to you all on if you want me to be the model, but I’d be happy to if it were up to me.

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Let’s just say the overpopulation issue will be thoroughly resolved

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Mein Führer?

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nah, just your average misanthrope

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Das ist gut … I think

AVincentInSpace,

nah they’d take one look inside that guy’s mind and go “well fuck this species”

harmsy,

In one sense? Very, very much. I hope y’all like tentacles. In another sense, the complete opposite of screwed. I hope y’all like free healthcare.

harmsy,

Also, mommydommes. With tentacles.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

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  • mossy_,

    “I’m actually genetically pretty rad”

    How so? Strong bones? Tolerance to disease?

    Funkytom467,
    @Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably short for irradiated. Gotta get that RadAway immediately!

    Elephant0991,
    @Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au avatar

    Screwed!

    But this is not a very good/logical/reasonable alien to be in contact with. There are so many …ists with can call this alien. Generalization with sample of one? Pfff… They won’t even get here…

    feedum_sneedson,

    I’ll try my best.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

    Bro I’m autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.

    The first thing I’m telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.

    Bizarroland,
    @Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

    Not bad. Couple of you fucks would be ackacked into non-existence but 99.997% of you would be alright.

    Pyroglyph,
    @Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

    You make it sound like you have a fervent hatred for ~250,000 people.

    I’m intrigued…

    Voyajer,
    @Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

    Dude must have a grudge against Samoa or something. That or he wants to distribute some wealth and zap all the billionaires and anyone close to being one.

    I_Fart_Glitter,

    That would be 99.999967%, not 99.997.

    There about 8,019,876,189 people in the world, 2640 of whom are billionaires, or about 0.000033%

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_Billionaires

    2023: In the 37th annual Forbes list of the world’s billionaires, the list included 2,640 billionaires with a total net wealth of $12.2 trillion, down 28 members and $500 billion from 2022. Over half of the list is less wealthy compared to the previous year, including Elon Musk, who fell from No. 1 to No. 2.[2] The list also marks for the first time a French citizen was in the top position as well as a non-American for the first time since 2013 when the Mexican Carlos Slim Helu was the world’s richest person. The list, like in 2022, counted 15 under 30 billionaires with the richest of them being Red Bull heir Mark Mateschitz with a net worth of $34.7 billion. The youngest of the lot were Clemente Del Vecchio, heir to the Luxottica fortune shared with his six siblings and stepmother, and Kim Jung-yang, whose fortune lies in Japanese-South Korean gaming giant Nexon, both under-20s.[10]

    Bizarroland,
    @Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

    Don't act like the quality of humanity couldn't be dramatically improved by eliminating the 250,000 worst of us.

    Rapists, murderers, evil billionaires, corrupt politicians, shitty bosses, manipulative assholes and general dickheads of all races, creed, and gender, honestly 250,000 may not be enough but it would be a good start.

    OldManBOMBIN,

    I’d say just barely north of average, but quickly declining.

    FMEEE,

    I think u re asking on the wrong platform.

    GutsBerserk,

    That LOTR scene comes to mind when Frodo offers the ring to Elf Queen…

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