ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Bro I’m autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.

The first thing I’m telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.

Bruncvik,
@Bruncvik@lemmy.world avatar

Wrong question. If they picked me, you ought to ask how screwed the aliens are…

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

Not bad. Couple of you fucks would be ackacked into non-existence but 99.997% of you would be alright.

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

You make it sound like you have a fervent hatred for ~250,000 people.

I’m intrigued…

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Dude must have a grudge against Samoa or something. That or he wants to distribute some wealth and zap all the billionaires and anyone close to being one.

I_Fart_Glitter,

That would be 99.999967%, not 99.997.

There about 8,019,876,189 people in the world, 2640 of whom are billionaires, or about 0.000033%

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_Billionaires

2023: In the 37th annual Forbes list of the world’s billionaires, the list included 2,640 billionaires with a total net wealth of $12.2 trillion, down 28 members and $500 billion from 2022. Over half of the list is less wealthy compared to the previous year, including Elon Musk, who fell from No. 1 to No. 2.[2] The list also marks for the first time a French citizen was in the top position as well as a non-American for the first time since 2013 when the Mexican Carlos Slim Helu was the world’s richest person. The list, like in 2022, counted 15 under 30 billionaires with the richest of them being Red Bull heir Mark Mateschitz with a net worth of $34.7 billion. The youngest of the lot were Clemente Del Vecchio, heir to the Luxottica fortune shared with his six siblings and stepmother, and Kim Jung-yang, whose fortune lies in Japanese-South Korean gaming giant Nexon, both under-20s.[10]

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

Don't act like the quality of humanity couldn't be dramatically improved by eliminating the 250,000 worst of us.

Rapists, murderers, evil billionaires, corrupt politicians, shitty bosses, manipulative assholes and general dickheads of all races, creed, and gender, honestly 250,000 may not be enough but it would be a good start.

lseif,

they will be very racist.

FMEEE,

I think u re asking on the wrong platform.

outer_spec,
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“Hmm, it looks like these humans really like ‘tentacle hentai’… we could use this to our advantage”

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Let’s just say the overpopulation issue will be thoroughly resolved

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Mein Führer?

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nah, just your average misanthrope

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Das ist gut … I think

AVincentInSpace,

nah they’d take one look inside that guy’s mind and go “well fuck this species”

PsychedSy,

It’d be weird at least. A bunch of borderline suicidal people doing psychedelics and bringing each other ice water when someone coughs.

Makeshift,

Humanity is screwed.

They like being alone, don’t like loud noises, will find a reason to leave a situation with more than 3 people in a small area. They don’t have any sexual desire and will be most happy to go through life without ever having intercourse. Probably going to go extinct without outside intervention thanks to that, better intervene to preserve the species.

They want to hibernate when it’s cold outside. Cold = anything below 70f.

They’re herbivores though so at least they don’t destroy their planet by mass farming the cruelest and most inefficient food source possible. Silver lining?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Excellent source of creating a slave race? … to build that interplanetary space gun to destroy XMH3003 and those stupid Morkahons

MaxHardwood,
RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
BigMoe,

“Why do these aliens keep making stupid, unfunny jokes”?

NewAgeOldPerson,

Good news. We would most likely be okay. Depending on the alien.

thorbot,

Humans only want to masturbate, sleep and play board games. Sounds great

DredUnicorn,

I’m in

AlijahTheMediocre,

Human population can’t focus, stand still, or remember worth shit for longer than 5 minutes.

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