Aliens decide to communicate with us
Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
GutsBerserk, That LOTR scene comes to mind when Frodo offers the ring to Elf Queen…
Korne127, (edited ) 
Human population is very empathetic, but very kinky.
ininewcrow, 
Aliens: … this one has a bright red ball strapped to their mouth … I suppose it’s a requirement for all of them
FlyingSquid, 
Hey, the aliens want to communicate through a sarcastic misanthrope… well, I can’t say I’d blame them.
ininewcrow, Aliens randomly picking people … nope, nope, nah, nope, nope, nuh-uh, nah, nope, nope… Wait a minute??? … they’re all mentally unwell!!!
AlijahTheMediocre, Human population can’t focus, stand still, or remember worth shit for longer than 5 minutes.
thorbot, Humans only want to masturbate, sleep and play board games. Sounds great
DredUnicorn, I’m in
NewAgeOldPerson, Good news. We would most likely be okay. Depending on the alien.
BigMoe, “Why do these aliens keep making stupid, unfunny jokes”?
RIPandTERROR, 
MaxHardwood,
Makeshift, Humanity is screwed.
They like being alone, don’t like loud noises, will find a reason to leave a situation with more than 3 people in a small area. They don’t have any sexual desire and will be most happy to go through life without ever having intercourse. Probably going to go extinct without outside intervention thanks to that, better intervene to preserve the species.
They want to hibernate when it’s cold outside. Cold = anything below 70f.
They’re herbivores though so at least they don’t destroy their planet by mass farming the cruelest and most inefficient food source possible. Silver lining?
ininewcrow, Excellent source of creating a slave race? … to build that interplanetary space gun to destroy XMH3003 and those stupid Morkahons
PsychedSy, It’d be weird at least. A bunch of borderline suicidal people doing psychedelics and bringing each other ice water when someone coughs.
BluJay320, 
Let’s just say the overpopulation issue will be thoroughly resolved
ininewcrow, Mein Führer?
BluJay320, Nah, just your average misanthrope
ininewcrow, Das ist gut … I think
AVincentInSpace, nah they’d take one look inside that guy’s mind and go “well fuck this species”
outer_spec, 
“Hmm, it looks like these humans really like ‘tentacle hentai’… we could use this to our advantage”
FMEEE, I think u re asking on the wrong platform.
lseif, they will be very racist.
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