TheHottub,
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Show them my tinyverse

Funkytom467,
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That’s good they’ll think it’s the norm… And we can seduce their female (if they exist).

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    mossy_,

    “I’m actually genetically pretty rad”

    How so? Strong bones? Tolerance to disease?

    Funkytom467,
    @Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably short for irradiated. Gotta get that RadAway immediately!

    kaboom36,

    Why do the aliens think we are giant weebs that are obsessed with our infrastructure?

    MECHAGIC, (edited )
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    Theyll turn us all into furries

    Mango,

    I actually think we’d be pretty solid. I’m a decent guy and with decent as a minimum we could go really far.

    starman2112, (edited )
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    “They weigh an average of 100 of their kilograms, and subsist on a diet made up entirely of vegetable-derived matter. Their political opinions are all based as hell, and they fucking love fire trucks. 7/7 Florgles, we should open a line of communication with their leaders immediately”

    RizzRustbolt,

    I have cryptolalia.

    I don’t even think they can make a language model off of me.

    yamapikariya,
    @yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

    Not too bad. At least we’ll have English and Russian solved right off the bat.

    thru_dangers_untold,

    If I don’t recognize the phone number, I’m not picking up the phone.

    feedum_sneedson,

    I’ll try my best.

    theneverfox,
    @theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

    I think it’d go great.

    I feel like they’d be horrified, and conquer our planet and force us all into therapy, but think they’d see us as worth helping

    matmarspace,

    I guess we’re good. :)

    notannpc,

    At one point in my job I was effectively the translator between English speaking Indian software devs, and American project managers. If I can translate technical information into something understandable to a PM, and vague program specs into actionable technical requirements for the devs I think we’d actually be alright with the aliens.

    Adalast,

    I am pedantic to a fault, capable of simultaneously being the most specific and most vague person you will ever speak with, and have the social skills of a carrot. I am also debilitatingly ADHD, reasonably autistic, and more intelligent than is able to produce an emotionally functional adult.

    I will leave it up to you all on if you want me to be the model, but I’d be happy to if it were up to me.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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    Bro I’m autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.

    The first thing I’m telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.

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