Aliens decide to communicate with us

TheHottub, 9 months ago

Show them my tinyverse

Funkytom467, 9 months ago

That’s good they’ll think it’s the norm… And we can seduce their female (if they exist).

LemmyKnowsBest, 9 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

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mossy_, 9 months ago

“I’m actually genetically pretty rad”

How so? Strong bones? Tolerance to disease?

Funkytom467, 9 months ago

Probably short for irradiated. Gotta get that RadAway immediately!

kaboom36, 9 months ago

Why do the aliens think we are giant weebs that are obsessed with our infrastructure?

MECHAGIC, 9 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

Theyll turn us all into furries

Mango, 9 months ago

I actually think we’d be pretty solid. I’m a decent guy and with decent as a minimum we could go really far.

starman2112, 9 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

“They weigh an average of 100 of their kilograms, and subsist on a diet made up entirely of vegetable-derived matter. Their political opinions are all based as hell, and they fucking love fire trucks. 7/7 Florgles, we should open a line of communication with their leaders immediately”

RizzRustbolt, 9 months ago

I have cryptolalia.

I don’t even think they can make a language model off of me.

yamapikariya, 9 months ago

Not too bad. At least we’ll have English and Russian solved right off the bat.

thru_dangers_untold, 9 months ago

If I don’t recognize the phone number, I’m not picking up the phone.

feedum_sneedson, 9 months ago

I’ll try my best.

theneverfox, 9 months ago

I think it’d go great.

I feel like they’d be horrified, and conquer our planet and force us all into therapy, but think they’d see us as worth helping

matmarspace, 9 months ago

I guess we’re good. :)

notannpc, 9 months ago

At one point in my job I was effectively the translator between English speaking Indian software devs, and American project managers. If I can translate technical information into something understandable to a PM, and vague program specs into actionable technical requirements for the devs I think we’d actually be alright with the aliens.

Adalast, 9 months ago

I am pedantic to a fault, capable of simultaneously being the most specific and most vague person you will ever speak with, and have the social skills of a carrot. I am also debilitatingly ADHD, reasonably autistic, and more intelligent than is able to produce an emotionally functional adult.

I will leave it up to you all on if you want me to be the model, but I’d be happy to if it were up to me.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 9 months ago

Bro I’m autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.

The first thing I’m telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.