p1mrx,

March 97 of what year?

Shapillon,

wat?

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

L5264. You know, just a while after the Mayonnaise Wars of K3737.

And009,

The rising red river of the 52nd Ketchup alliance was a dreadful day indeed. Only the infidels call it the Mayo war.

Aceticon,

Some say the rivers ran red from all the ketchup spilled in the greatest battle of the war.

Siegfried,

2097, obviously, cause 1817 there were no plastics* or refrigerators** or cameras cheap enough to take pictures of trivial shit*** and 1997 would be to obvious. Nah, its definitely not 1997

jol,

Even this picture is a decade old by now.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Wow lol

jol,

Do you have proof that this person is the original poster? I have seen this image so many times…

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No, but can you find an earlier time it was posted?

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Bro dont break my meme heart like this

NatakuNox,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

It does say new on the package

Daqu,

Nice little hiss

Lepsea,

Let’s get this out onto a tray, Nice!

lugal,

Best before 2097? What’s the problem there?

wunami,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Y2K

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

No, no, it can only be 1997, logically.

The Y2038 problem.

NegativeInf,

There are no years before 2000.

iamericandre,

What do you mean, it says new right on the box. Can’t be that old

Nomecks,

How many power outages has that Lasagna seen?

Imgonnatrythis,

Sooo, How was it?

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe it ages like wine.

Aceticon,

Uncorked?

Neil,
@Neil@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s probably the best microwave dinner left on the planet if it doesn’t have freezer burn.

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

How big is that freezer the she forgot a lasagna in there for this long?

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

My mom didn’t defrost the freezer for ages. It’s finally dead, but it took 2 hours just for the doors to unfreeze from the rest so I could open them.
See for yourself:
https://i.imgur.com/7BQ8S6I.jpg
So perhaps a similar issue.

seth,

This is a profile photo of anxiety.

Pringles,

It’s beautiful

wolfshadowheart,

Ooh, raspberry snowcone

ako946659663,

What’s the freezer brand? That’s a buy it for life candidate if it worked for a long time with no maintenance.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s some fridge+freezer combo from Electrolux.

It still technically works, it’s just that the door doesn’t close properly, making it kinda useless. It was only shut off due to high temp alarm, which I am surprised took so long to turn on as there was some gap in the doors all the time.

Kecessa,

Tomb style freezer probably, the bottom is basically inaccessible so shit gets forgotten…

clearedtoland,

She’ll finally be in the mood for it, and learn that you shouldn’t throw things away cause you never know when you’ll need it. /s

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

It’s a “best before” date not an expiration date, it might still be good!

brlemworld,

Maybe they meant it was disgusting. Like they bought a couple, ate one, and decided not to eat the other, and didn’t get around to tossing it.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

This assumes there was no significant power outage for 27 years, which I would not bet on

scottywh,

Probably still as good as it ever was… Lol

smigao,

Same as it ever was

dessimbelackis,

Marinara flowing underground

jaybone, (edited )

Take me to the freezer.

Put me in lasagna.

nilloc,

This is not my freezer burned meal!

eerongal,
@eerongal@ttrpg.network avatar

It’s probably still perfectly safe to eat. It likely just tastes like hot garbage. Frozen food doesn’t technically expire, it just slowly gets more and more freezer burnt that degrades the quality and taste. It remains perfectly safe to eat indefinitely, however.

fung,

Probably real beef!

KingJalopy, (edited )
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

I was thinking the same thing. It’s probably higher quality ingredients than today’s shit. I grew up in the 80s and I distinctly remember food tasting better back then. Even shitty TV dinners.

psud, (edited )

When was the mad cow prion problem in UK beef?

In the United Kingdom, from 1986 to 2015, more than 184,000 cattle were diagnosed with the peak of new cases occurring in 1993.

From en.wikipedia.org/…/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopat…

I don’t know if that affected Ireland, or whether Ireland was importing British beef, but I don’t think I’d eat that even if it smelled good, and I wouldn’t give it to my dog either

TheGrandNagus,

Ireland has had issues with BSE too, even recently.

In 2020, Irish beef destined for export to china was found to be infected, and it resulted in a 3 year ban on Irish beef imports. In 2023, another case was found, and exports have been stopped again.

There have been ~2000 cases since 2001. Way down from the 90s, but it still exists

jimbolauski,

How high did the item score? xkcd.com/2178/

rustyredox,

I kind of want to see a charter plot of that scoring function projected onto a 3-axis manifold with a colored heat map. How would I minMax my anticipated score given my current age or projected lifespan?

chetradley,

From a reverse image search, looks like this was originally posted on Twitter by Orla Walsh, a dietician. Her education experience on her LinkedIn puts her at about 36 years old at the time the image was posted (July 2023). Since this is her mom’s fridge though, we estimate her age at 36+25=61. So, total score is 42.62.

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