don,

Do you find this helpful?

…yes.

Tar_alcaran,

Unfortunately, the rest of the tweet also isn’t true.

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

He has too much cash to die and his investors won’t allow it at this time.

Rinox,

He has too much cash debt to die and his investors won’t allow it at this time

FTFY

lugal,

Debt is better than no money at all

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Yeah, just ask Trump.

Normal people subtract debt from available wealth, but if you have a billion dollars and three billion in debt, you in effect still have a billion dollars. The magic of late stage capitalism!

TheRaven,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

The biggest part I take issue with is the word “sadly”

leraje,
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Clearly incorrect as no one would be sad.

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t do that. Don’t get my hopes up like that.

BananaOnionJuice,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Investigators say they found Mr. Msuk face down in a bowl of SpaghettiOs.

RememberTheApollo_,

This stuff is back again? A year or two ago FB and the like was littered with spammers posting fake news that some celeb or other had died or met some tragedy to get people to click it. This stuff is annoying as heck, there’s plenty of spammers, but for some reason this particular brand seems very ubiquitous.

skulblaka,

It’s because the sites refuse to police misinformation in any form. You want attention on that, you have to say something that someone in charge of that cares about. Falsely reporting their death is an easy, legal and fun way to make a content moderator or site owner or CEO pause and say “hey wait a minute”

slartibartfast,

Musk is not going to reflect on his actions. He’ll scream, cry, and shid himself before banning them and posting a rant about lying liberals.

danc4498,

The founder of nothing

NickwithaC, (edited )
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
DigitalTraveler42, (edited )

We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.

Edit: I love all of these already, lol

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Bet it was auto-erotic asphyxiation.

fne8w2ah,

Fuck elmo as always. 🖕

NigelFrobisher,

Let’s pour one out in memory of our favourite frogfaced overfiend.

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