Viking_Hippie,

I like that one of the purposes shown is just “chilling by itself” 😄

MacNCheezus,
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It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Except for the fucking that’s kind of what we do with our bag of rice.

dipshit,

Why not both?

MMNT,

Who’s the artist? Why isn’t this masterpiece signed?

airbreather,

A video version of the joke: youtu.be/ehiCgps8vow

MacNCheezus,
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Good one!

OpenStars,
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You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it’s not very effective.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

OpenStars,
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Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

OpenStars,
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Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

candyman337,

Wait what’s that guy on the left doing lmao

Cold_Brew_Enema,

All Pumping Flour

OpenStars,
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I… don’t think we really want to know?

Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

Dasnap,
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Floueshlight.

Imgonnatrythis,

What don’t your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

FlyingSquid,
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They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

Imgonnatrythis,

Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

FlyingSquid,
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My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

I appreciate the handy tip.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

MacNCheezus,
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False advertising strikes again…

MTK,

You can use the flour to strike again!

MacNCheezus,
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The all-purpose flour strikes back

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