Fedizen,

alcoholics be looking at the second orange one the wrong way

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Holy shit this was funny

thisbenzingring,
Viking_Hippie,
bruhduh,
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With blood diseases pee can be black, like bloody black

son_named_bort,

Is there a similar chart for poop?

brokenlcd, (edited )

I think we can only get a shart for that one. (Yeah i know i have the humor of a 2 year old)

psud,

There’s the Bristol stool scale charts

images.app.goo.gl/rtn5AFYkfjepAP9fA

XEAL,

Chart’s missing white/colourless

2/10 would not pee again

deegeese,

Magenta means you’ve been eating beets.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
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Bees!?

deegeese,

No, bees are yellow.

Jilanico,
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If the toilet water is blue, you can make many a hue.

0ops,

Dude you’re a poet and you didn’t even realize it

Jilanico, (edited )
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

'Tis true, 'tis true,

I’ll write a poem for you.

I wrote one on pee, now I’ll write one on p-

No.

ZombiFrancis,

The ‘What’ side is just how much of that 2000 flushes stuff is in the bowl.

EffortlessEffluvium, (edited )

Purple makes you King George III…

tipicaldik,

I had to take zinc supplements before oral surgery back in my late teens and they made it look like I was pissing Mountain Dew…

HikingVet, (edited )

This handy chart is from the Aussie government. Other colours are possible, but have specific causes that most likely require medical attention. There are other things that were already mentioned in other comments that could cause weird colours.

doubledgedsoul,

Shades of blue happen when you are taking the medicine Methylene Blue.

Fermion,

I found out about that in college. Initially I thought it was some cleaning compound in the dorm toilets. I found out later that someone had put methylene blue in brownies they brought to a gathering as a prank.

It wasn’t that great of a prank because it relies on people talking about the color of their urine well after the prank was done.

HikingVet,

Honestly, I’ve had the light green after taking a vitamin supplement that I did not need. You can get red by drinking a lot of beet juice (the juice in the jar of sliced beets), but if you haven’t done that red is very bad.

robocall,
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Beets turn my poop green

thanks_shakey_snake,

Just eating beets for me. Always scares the hell out of me for a second the next day when I forget that I had them in something.

BakerBagel,
HikingVet,

That’s the lowest amount that I have heard of for the effect.

superduperenigma,

You can get bright orange pee after taking certain UTI medication, too

OtisRamflow,

Urogesic blue, same kind of thing, but it turns blue.

flicker,

My old vitamin gave me neon orange pee first thing in the morning. Like, iodine color.

I take something else now and it does not do that anymore.

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