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corsicanguppy, in Can you install thid 25 year old program?

Unix: the version of the OS that built it is still supported (solaris 10 may have a 22-year support window, and counting).

burrito,

Why would anyone bother running it after March 2010? I quit using it almost immediately when the buyout occurred.

urist, in “Libre” software
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FOSS software demonstrates that one of the suppositions of capitalism - that innovation is primarily driven by profit motive - is incorrect. Humans want to help each other. People want to improve the world even if they’re not paid for it.

welcome to the team, comrade

franklin, (edited )
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I’ve always been drawn to FOSS alternatives because they aren’t driven to try to create value by having unnecessary bells and whistles, they just work and continue to work as the years go by

As profit first software gets worse over time.

KingThrillgore, (edited ) in Distros bad
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

As both an Arch and Ubuntu user who drinks coffee from an aeropress, tea from an infuser, and jenkem from a old crusty sock under my bed, I feel attacked

soljin, in Distros bad

If I make cold brew for 2 weeks at a time with a bucket and a fish pump what distro am I?

Shareni,

Guix

maiskanzler,

Dangerously close to TempleOS.

polle,

I literally lolled.

Tattorack, in Wine being great
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What’s wrong with just using Libre Office?

activ8r,

Never seems to get Office documents dodgy formatting right. OnlyOffice seems to do a much better job of replicating MS Office.

mypasswordis1234,
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

Try OnlyOffice

alphapuggle,

Onenote :(

gnurd, in Distros bad

What about people who have an automatic espresso machine? Grinds the beans then Tampa and brews all with one button? Gotta make sure the settings are perfect. A mix on 2 and 5 I guess.

Pantherina,

Ublue

EmoBean, in Distros bad

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Either apartheid or Hannah Montana

    EmoBean,

    I’m trying to compile my own mix of temple and Hannah Montana to get the most effective least bloat os possible.

    KingThrillgore, (edited )
    @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

    You boot into an OCaml REPL

    superduperenigma,

    You snort that raw, uncut TempleOS and look God in the face every time you boot your machine up.

    EmoBean,

    … you already read my comment about temple and Hannah Montana, right? This isn’t a meme.

    infinitevalence, in Distros bad
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    Y’all acting like 10 years is a long time… I expect that to be the minimum out of any capital expense for a “durable” good.

    cygnus,
    @cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

    So… which version of Debian are you running at the moment?

    BautAufWasEuchAufbaut,
    @BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I wish

    JackLSauce, in It does Sound stupid

    Ah yes, the highly-demanded name change people are definitely arguing should happen

    cley_faye, in Distros bad

    Ubuntu: also now coffee is replaced by soy milk and rat poop. Rejoice.

    EuroNutellaMan,
    @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

    soy milk and rat poop

    Still a better alternative to snaps

    ccdfa,

    sudo apt install firefox is all I need to say to justify why I’ll never touch Ubuntu again.

    DmMacniel,

    because they bend apt to install snaps first when available?

    MisterD, in Distros bad

    What’s Windows? Instant coffee with cuddled cream

    criticon,

    Burnt coffee from an industrial coffee maker

    Zorque,

    Windows is Hot Cocoa. It's comforting and warm, but not really what you're wanting right now. And probably not great for you.

    merc,

    I think Windows is hot chocolate from an instant packet where you just add hot water.

    It’s objectively pretty bad, it’s definitely not coffee, but it’s easy to make, and you get the same standard thing every time.

    EuroNutellaMan,
    @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

    No that would be Linux Mint (comforting and warm part anyways). Windows would be a coffee ad

    zalgotext,

    Windows would be coffee from a national chain, but when you take the lid off, there’s an ad under it, there’s an ad on the side of the cup, and at the very bottom of the cup there’s an ad that you don’t see until you’ve drank all the coffee. Oh and it comes with cream and sugar by default, even if you prefer it black. It also comes with ads for a subscription to a cream and sugar delivery service.

    PlexSheep,

    Windows is having coffee delivered. It’s cold since days now.

    Daft_ish, in Can you install thid 25 year old program?

    Did everyone forget Chad is a caricature?

    RichCaffeineFlavor,

    It’s just another rage comic character

    Rooskie91,
    EmoBean, in How do I exit vim?

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  • Hasherm0n,

    Old joke that’s been around forever: “What’s the best way to generate a random string? Give a first year comp sci student an open vim editor”

    AceFuzzLord, (edited ) in How do I exit vim?

    I got VIM (possibly NeoVIM, I don’t recall) on a thumb drive a few weeks back for an assignment for one of my college courses because I can’t install anything on the college library computers and it threw me off because I had no experience with it before then. Thank goodness for the Internet knowing what to do because I had absolutely no idea how to do just about anything in it.

    fraydabson,

    I’ve recently made the choice to switch to neovim as my main terminal editor and I like it. Even doing coding in it. But bigger projects I still use vs code.

    ramius345, in How do I exit vim?

    :x

    hansl,

    ZZ

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