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EmergMemeHologram, in They caught us

The only GUI library you need is ncurses.

There’s no escape from ANSII escape characters!

9point6, in They caught us

bb showed us what the terminal can really do

NorthWestWind, in Distros bad
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer water

AbsurdityAccelerator, in Distros bad

Does this work the other way? Can I pick a disto based on my preferred method? I mostly drip brew, using the aeropress occasionally, but dream about having a fancy espresso setup.

Grass,

The only aeropress users I know are Mac people

metaStatic, in They caught us

I don't even see the symbols anymore

tiredcapillary, in Distros bad

Which distro uses a French press?

wavebeam,
@wavebeam@lemmy.world avatar

Big aeropress fan. Where’s the Linux equivalent of that?

outcide,
@outcide@lemmy.world avatar

I reckon Alpine. Nice and minimal …

barsoap,

Judging by what I use, NixOS.

cypherpunks,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

see my other comment in this thread…

Kimjongtooill,

You know, Arch feels more like aeropress than a pourover.

FaeDrifter,

Voidlinux

Nobody else can tell that the end product is any different, but you know you’re different and special and that’s what matters.

_cnt0,

Nobody else can tell that the end product is any different, but you know you’re different and special and that’s what matters.

Say you have never used a french press without saying you’ve never used a french press.

FaeDrifter,

French press is the only way I have to make coffee at home, and I make one every day.

It’s called humor, it’s not supposed to be taken literally.

_cnt0,

Humwhat?

Mo5560,

Funny, I would have said the same about voidlinux.

I think a common misconception about voidlinux is that it’s a distro solely used by people who have made it their lifegoal to tell people about how bad systemd is. I use void because it’s fast, and frankly because I like the way void does stuff. I feel like many people in the community are much more indifferent to systemd than people realize.

tdawg,

How dare you. Everyone that I force to try my coffee says it’s amazing!

Successful_Try543,

Its at least different.

xia, in They caught us

Is this actually a thing?

redcalcium,

Prepare for your mind to be blown: github.com/charmbracelet/bubbles

EmergMemeHologram,

You have no idea how many scripts I’m going to build with that…

MonkderZweite, (edited )

There’s TUIFI Manager

twin, directfb2, and gum, pytermgui too.

edit: huh, gum and bubbles are from the same guy. But bubbles is for Go, gum for shell.

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

These are awesome!

monsterpiece42,

So I don’t remember the program or even the distro but there is 100% a “Paint” clone that’s all terminal symbols.

puppy,

Yes. k9s comes to my mind.

Amaltheamannen,

Ranger

CCF_100,
JizzmasterD,

An icon

Burninator05,

A pupper so swell they named an OS after him!

FrankTheHealer,

Tell Ranger I said hi, and that he needs a treat.

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar
drcobaltjedi,

I’m the kind of guy who will sometomes automate his laziness. I once wrote a simple gui that was basically this meme.

foyrkopp,

Midnight Commander has been around for ages. It’s a straight ripoff/homage to the original Norton Commander, a full-fledged file manager and a godsend on week-kneed machines (like old netbooks).

JoYo, (edited ) in Distros bad
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

i drink instant coffee because i just dont care anymore.

chromebook user

Agent641, (edited )

Instant coffee is windows, but you pirated it and disabled automatic updates. Cheap, kinda shitty, but it gets the job done.

hglman,

Chromebook is paying for coffee at a coffee shop.

merc,

Nah, Starbucks is MacOS.

It’s more expensive than it needs to be, but it looks really pretty, and fundamentally it’s still coffee, just like MacOS is Unix-based under the hood.

A chromebook is more like a can of coke. It’s caffeinated, has mass-market appeal, but nobody’s going to be spending hours talking about just how great their can of coke is vs. someone else’s can of coke. A high-end chromebook is maybe a glass bottle of Mexican Coke.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

No because then you might get decent coffee sometimes. Chromebook is getting coffee from a 7/11.

Katzastrophe,
@Katzastrophe@feddit.de avatar

Chromebook is the coffee from the coffee machine in my university, which no one ever uses, and no one is certain has ever been cleaned

manwichmakesameal,

US or Japan 7/11? I’m pretty sure they’re different grades of coffee.

marito,

That shit is nasty.

way_of_UwU, in Distros bad

Debian user here. This is scary accurate.

outcide,
@outcide@lemmy.world avatar

I’m offended, but then I had to acknowledge that I’ve been using Debian since 1995.

recapitated, in You have no power here

False sense of security. You accidentally downloaded a virus that doesn’t work on your system… What kind of habits and hygiene are you rolling with on a day to day basis?

mvirts,

It’s your grandma, you gave her ubuntu and everything has been good for a while.

banneryear1868, in Distros bad

RHEL is the lukewarm but effective coffee provided by your boss from the economic but agreeable coffee shop chain.

wuphysics87, in So sad when it happens

I like running windows in a vm it’s like having an animal in a cage you can poke with a stick. Not that I would do that. Hypothetically of course.

CaptKoala,

I’m currently testing my game library before I relegate windows to a cage, some teething issues as I expected but I’ll get through it.

I will absolutely poke windows with a stick, preferably a pointy, barbed wire wrapped one.

BustinJiber, in Distros bad

Temple OS - fistfuls of caffeine pills.

Aggravationstation,

I’d say meth would give a more accurate experience.

RIP Mr. Terry A. Davis

Prunebutt,

Might be adderal, though

wuphysics87, in Distros bad

God damnit… Btw

chemicalwonka, in “Libre” software
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’m so proud of this community

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