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luthis, in [repost] Want an empty omelette? Sure

This led me to watch the Eggless Omelette skit on youtube, and then came across this case of almost malicious compliance in the comments:

@jacoL8 6 months ago an excerpt from a Reddit comment:

This reminds me of a day when I was working as a kitchen manager. I had a server ring in one of our chicken dishes with a note: “cooked medium rare”.

I called the server over, and showed them the ticket. They asked “can we not do that?” And I said “We can. If they want to wind up in the hospital.” And I sent her back to explain.

The server went to the table, and told them chicken can’t be served undercooked, and the guest sent her back to tell us, “isn’t the customer always right?”

Hearing the conversation, the head chef exasperatedly took the ticket from my hand, walked over to the table and explained that chicken is not cooked like steak, and we are not legally allowed to serve undercooked chicken to them and they would wind up with it coming out of both ends. The guest agreed that would be a bad idea, and asked the chef to “prepare it how you usually would then.”

While leaving, the guest came up to apologize, and admitted that they didn’t cook at home and had no clue about the chicken, and that they were just trying to impress their date who had ordered a steak.

dystop,
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this deserves to be its own post!

themeatbridge, in [repost] Want an empty omelette? Sure

I’ll never understand why people get huffy when ordering food. If there was ever a time for clear communication, it’s when you want something specific to eat. If the server asks you a clarifying question, you should be happy that they care enough to get it right, not annoyed that they are wasting precious time by not reading your mind.

Captain_Waffles,

Yep, my one grandma would do this, it was so irritating to go anywhere with her.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

If the server asks you a clarifying question, you should be happy that they care enough to get it right

I’m delighted when my server asks questions. It means they’re engaging their brains. I’ve got an unusual food allergy that’s usually pretty easy to work around in the kitchen. If it’s at a restaurant I’m not a regular at (the unusual allergy makes me pretty memorable so I get to be a regular pretty fast), if they ask me something before I inquire about their process I know I’m somewhere that’ll keep me safe. It’s one of those indicators.

Decoy321, in The coupons have been applied, as requested

This is a perfect example for this community.

Earthwormjim91,

If you believe that there was any conversation like this at all, and it isn’t just some production line that places coupons at the same place on every box.

LukeMedia,

Pretty sure it’s a joke about the placement, not a serious assessment

Earthwormjim91,

The community is “malicious compliance”. It would only be a perfect fit for here if it were actually malicious compliance and not just a funny coincidence.

LukeMedia,

Whether real or not, it is a joke about malicious compliance creating this funny placement. It could very well be real malicious compliance. That’s a very fitting place for this meme

DragonTypeWyvern,

Eh, that’s a weird place for this kind of sticker, I’m sure it was deliberate.

It just wouldn’t have needed a specific interaction to happen.

over_clox, in The coupons have been applied, as requested

Am I the only one that noticed 13g on one box and 14g on the other? 🤔

LOL, I approve of the sticker location 😂🤣 👍

The_v,

Trail Mix = 13g vs. Chocolate Chip=14g

over_clox,

Ah, I see now, didn’t notice that at first, thank you.

Currens_felis, in The coupons have been applied, as requested

The one benefit of short staffing

Draegur, in The coupons have been applied, as requested

all this could have been avoided if he had simply had the patience to explain “don’t cover textual brand signage, people need to be able to identify what they’re buying. maybe aim for cosmetic stuff like product pictures; those are usually bullshit anyway…”

but hey at least we got funny picture :3

Rentlar, in The coupons have been applied, as requested

If I noticed that while shopping, that store would have just earned a sale.

11181514, in The coupons have been applied, as requested

This reminded me of something. If you ordered diapers from Amazon between 2019-2021 and you lived in the Boston area South of the Charles down to Scituate and the sort labels were placed directly over the baby’s face… That was me. I was amusing myself.

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Humor is for me, not for you. 👍

maynarkh, in The coupons have been applied, as requested

It’s weird that everything is sanitized soulless corporate shit nowadays that small ramdom displays of humanity in humor are out of the norm.

Trigger2_2000, in How to close down Production 101

If only they had purchased a smart employee that could count (like you) to do this job instead of a “stupid cow that can’t count”, this could have all been avoided. /s

Glad to hear they got what they wanted!

MercuryGenisus, in The Contract Conundrum

An amazing story, and just downright perplexing. It is a shame you never found out what on earth was going on in the CTOs head. I would love to understand the thought process (or lack thereof) that went into that.

pdavis,
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If I had to speculate and GUESS, based on information I know now and if I give the CTO the benefit of the doubt and assume he was competent (contrary to what I saw), I would say they were having trouble canceling the contract with the third party consulting firm we were hired through. I also think they might have been quietly moving their operations out of state to another infrastructure originally belonging to another company they bought or merged with that had their own IT team and wanted us kept out of the loop. Hiring us might have been a way to reduce our compensation and get us under an NDA regarding the move. When hiring us failed they were able to re-negotiate the terms of the contract with the consulting firm for half of what it was. Again, just a guess.

RickMoreanus, in The Contract Conundrum

Really well written, you did a great job of conveying the inertia you and your team must have felt without making the reader feel bogged down, I really enjoyed it.

uis, (edited ) in Trans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rule
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

What is protest part? Not sure it is malicious compliance either because contestant was not rebirthed as woman. Not that it’s possible unless you are buddhist.

uis, in Shorts not allowed as part of the school uniform? No problem!
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Scotland forever

Everythingispenguins, in Checkmate, landlord!

They missed a golden opportunity to use the word handbill and avoid all the confusion

VikingHippie,

Not to be confused with Handsy Bill who’s serving 7 months at the local penitentiary.

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