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NotYourSocialWorker, in [REPOST] Our head of IT needed a new password, and an explanation of due process

With deep fakes all around you can't really trust a phonecall just because you believe that you recognise the voice 😉😆

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

That's a really good excuse to use haha

SickIcarus,
@SickIcarus@sh.itjust.works avatar

And the phone number matching, well that can easily be spoofed. Can never be too careful, gotta follow the process.

NotYourSocialWorker,

Exactly who knows!?
But in all seriousness, considering how large the company seems to be with outsourcing and multiple internal levels of support, it sounds like a juicy target both for ransomware and industrial espionage.

NRVulture, in r/WellThatSucks only.Vaccume cleaners
@NRVulture@kbin.social avatar

Malicious compliance, love it!

ProtonBadger,

This kind of hilarity is why I started using Reddit back in the day. So it might be helping Reddit as well.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@kbin.social avatar

Hmmm, good point. On one hand, this amusing stuff could be bringing people back to Reddit and boosting the level of engagement just through people showing up to take part in shows of, well, refusing to take part.

On the other paw, though, if these things last then people may eventually get bored and stop showing up. Are enough people that vapid that they'll come by day after day just to say "wellthatsucks" and post a pic of John Oliver? Hopefully not.

If they are, then... sigh

nave,
@nave@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Are you half dog?

Anti_Weeb_Penguin, in Pretty funny indeed (Crossposter note: thought it would fit here very well)

Southern US moment

Candybar121,

(another) Texas moment

Landmammals, in Businesses can discriminate against their customers? Alright then...

MAGA isn't a protected class. This has always been allowed.

thathoe,

It is in some states.

Religion is also a protected class (re the pic)

Rednax, in r/WellThatSucks only.Vaccume cleaners

I wonder if /r/onlyfans will swap their content also.

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

oh this would be amazing.

SomethingBurger,

And /r/superbowl.

chickenfish,
@chickenfish@lemmy.world avatar

wait wait wait....would it be only super bowls or superb owls?

Neromar,

I live the superb owl!

devfuuu,

Yes.

Smokeless7048,

It's already superb owls, so we would have to swap to superbowl content.

Not the most biteing change.

Schepeis,

I like super bowls though. "Super salad bowl"

Smokeless7048,

Mod here of superbowl, I'm tempted to, but then we would just swap it to superbowl content?

I'll bring it up with the other head mod.

Sabata11792,
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/r/trees and /r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts Imagine the chaos.

kiwifoxtrot,
@kiwifoxtrot@lemmy.world avatar

I believe it's an actual April fool's tradition to swap anyway.

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Swap them on 4/20 but everyone pretends it's normal. Gaslight anyone speaking the truth.

pineapplelover,

I think they should combine their minds with r/johncena and r/potatosalad

Anafabula,
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r/anime_titties and r/worldpolitics

c2h6,

Imagine a stoned ent going to r/trees and finding arborist posts. They'd be so confused

XanXic,

r/nofans a nsfw sub for girls without an onlyfan's page to post has become about liquid cooling motherboards.

kiwifoxtrot, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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I've never been so happy to browse old.reddit /r/pics with an ad-blocker on.

Trebach, in r/WellThatSucks only.Vaccume cleaners

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Greetings, fellow vacuum enthusiasts and members of r/WellThatSucks! Today, we have an incredible tale to share with you, one that will shed light on the origins of our subreddit and the reason behind our new rule changes. So gather 'round and prepare to embark on a whimsical journey through the story of Mr. Wells.

The Legend of Mr. Wells, the Vacuum Whisperer

Picture this: in a small, picturesque town named Suckville, nestled deep in the heart of a state called Cleanylvania, there lived a man named Mr. Wells. Now, Mr. Wells was no ordinary citizen. He had a knack for selling vacuum cleaners like no one else in the land.

With his charisma, knowledge, and passion for suction power, Mr. Wells was a force to be reckoned with in the vacuum cleaner industry. He could convince even the most skeptical customers that they absolutely needed the latest model of vacuum cleaner to keep their homes pristine. But little did he know that his life was about to take a fateful turn.

The Birth of "Well, That Sucks!"

One fateful day, as Mr. Wells was demonstrating a cutting-edge vacuum cleaner to a potential customer, disaster struck. The vacuum malfunctioned, spewing dust and debris all over the room. Mr. Wells, with a wry smile on his face, muttered the now-legendary phrase, "Well, that sucks!" Little did he realize that this seemingly mundane moment would change his life forever.

Inspired by this comedic mishap, Mr. Wells set out on a quest to create a community where people could share their own vacuum cleaner woes and mishaps. Thus, the subreddit r/WellThatSucks was born. It became a safe haven for people to commiserate, laugh, and find solace in the shared struggles of dealing with vacuum cleaners.

Rule Changes - Embracing Our Roots

With the rich history of Mr. Wells and the origins of r/WellThatSucks in mind, we've decided to make some exciting rule changes that will take our subreddit back to its vacuum-centric roots.

Rule 1: All Posts Must Be About Vacuum Cleaners

Effective immediately, we are refocusing our subreddit exclusively on the topic of vacuum cleaners. From stories of triumph over dirt and dust to unfortunate vacuuming accidents, we want to see and hear it all. Let's transform r/WellThatSucks into the ultimate hub for vacuum cleaner enthusiasts and those who appreciate the trials and tribulations of keeping their spaces clean.

Rule 2: All Comments Must Be "Wellthatsucks"

To pay homage to the iconic phrase that sparked our subreddit's creation, we're introducing a fun twist to our comment section. Starting now, every comment you make on r/WellThatSucks must consist solely of the phrase "Wellthatsucks." Let this phrase be the language that unites us, showcasing our solidarity in the face of vacuum cleaner challenges.

We believe that these rule changes will not only honor the legacy of Mr. Wells but also create a unique and engaging community experience that embraces the humor and frustration inherent in vacuum cleaner mishaps.

Join Us in the Vacuum Cleaner Revolution!

We hope you'll join us on this whimsical journey through the vacuum cleaner-filled world of r/WellThatSucks. Share your stories, photos, videos, and questions about all things vacuum cleaner-related. And remember, whether you're sharing your experiences, offering advice, or simply reacting to a post, the phrase "Wellthatsucks" will be our language of choice.

Burp,
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That’s got to be written by Chatgpt lmao. Still funny 😆

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

The obvious ChatGPTness of it makes it funnier imo.

FoodDude,

Awesome, that rule #2 had me in tears

DesTeufelsAvocado, (edited ) in r/steam (maliciously) complies with the call to open again
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It makes me sad to see what happens on Reddit, but actions like this keep my hopes up. Not for Reddit itself, but for the community and its people, wherever it will be. :)

UnicornKitty,
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It's good to see people are still willing to fight any kind of bs in droves like this. I was worried that would fade when the stress of the pandemic did. But it hasn't. We need people to fight to make the changes happen that we've known needed to happen years ago.

ugo, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

Regarding that part of the second edit: a very wise colleague of mine with managerial duties once told me that he expects people to give 50 to 70% every day. First, it’s unsustainable to give 100% all the time, and burnout has far worse direct and indirect consequences than simply scaling the operation up to allow more slack time. Second, when shit actually hits the fan and you need all hands on deck, there’s no more that can be given if you were already giving it 100%

theblueredditrefugee,

He sounds smart, I bet he didn't get to stay in management for long

dystop,
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That's actually pretty smart!

luthis, in [repost] Want an empty omelette? Sure

This led me to watch the Eggless Omelette skit on youtube, and then came across this case of almost malicious compliance in the comments:

@jacoL8 6 months ago an excerpt from a Reddit comment:

This reminds me of a day when I was working as a kitchen manager. I had a server ring in one of our chicken dishes with a note: “cooked medium rare”.

I called the server over, and showed them the ticket. They asked “can we not do that?” And I said “We can. If they want to wind up in the hospital.” And I sent her back to explain.

The server went to the table, and told them chicken can’t be served undercooked, and the guest sent her back to tell us, “isn’t the customer always right?”

Hearing the conversation, the head chef exasperatedly took the ticket from my hand, walked over to the table and explained that chicken is not cooked like steak, and we are not legally allowed to serve undercooked chicken to them and they would wind up with it coming out of both ends. The guest agreed that would be a bad idea, and asked the chef to “prepare it how you usually would then.”

While leaving, the guest came up to apologize, and admitted that they didn’t cook at home and had no clue about the chicken, and that they were just trying to impress their date who had ordered a steak.

dystop,
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this deserves to be its own post!

marsokod, in [REPOST] Military Wife Demands Salute? Never!
@marsokod@lemmy.world avatar

How were you even able to cross the parking lot? It’s not like the Toyota Camry can ever return the salute so would you basically become stuck in a salute forever?

Drusas,

That's totally where I thought this was going.

admiralteal, in Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!

Gaskets on refrigerators are absolutely supposed to be cleaned. In place. With something like a soft towel.

They are also wear parts that do need servicing/replacing pretty regularly.

Your manager should be shot into the sun via sun cannon.

oleorun,
@oleorun@lemmy.world avatar

Next on Mythbusters…

Mischala,

But at that point, is should be in the manual, and it was not.

The policy supposedly written by the company that installed the fridge, and should have any and all steps required to maintain regular operation.

OtakuAltair, in "Unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, do not interrupt me on the phone!"
@OtakuAltair@vlemmy.net avatar

YTA- wait sorry wrong comm

I was expecting something really dark; glad I was wrong lol

sin_free_for_00_days, in r/steam (maliciously) complies with the call to open again

On one hand, I really wish there was a RES add-on for Lemmy. Just so I could filter out the cascade of posts about reddit. I left the site and don't give a shit if it burns or not. On the other hand, this is pretty funny to read about.

Spacecraft,

I've been considering making something like RES for Lemmy. Not sure if I really have the time, but if nobody else steps up to it in the next couple of weeks, I'll see if I can.

sin_free_for_00_days,

I kind of figured something like that would pop up. I don't have the skills to even know where to start.

dack,

Why not just contribute the features you want to Lemmy itself?

Spacecraft,

I'll probably do both. Not everything from RES would be accepted into lemmy-ui, I think.

Steak,

RES was so fucking good. You could do pretty much anything you wanted with it the features were endless.

Tywele,
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I think as long as you implement features as options it shouldn't be a problem.

Spacecraft,

I'm not well practiced in Rust, but that is a good idea. I have been meaning to learn Rust. Although an extension does allow for features that may not be accepted into Lemmy.

ewe,
@ewe@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. We don't really need RES for lemmy because we have lemmy-ui project. It's all out of my wheelhouse, but with community contributions, there's a lot of awesomeness that could be added to it as optional elements.

Kinglink, (edited ) in Businesses can discriminate against their customers? Alright then...

You could always do this. But you’d be a damn idiot to antagonize half a potential customer base but … Well that’s one way to run a business.

ThisGuysNeverSerious,

No shoes, no shirts, no service. Also no cuts, no butts, no coconuts! Lol 😆

Methylman,

I may be misinformed - but I was led to believe this is a book shop and therefore unlikely to lose many customers

flip,
@flip@lemmy.nbsp.one avatar

🎤🫳

TimewornTraveler,

Half? Yeah right! Even if they were half the nation - which they aren’t - it’s gonna be like 90% in some areas and 10% in others.

zouden,

Depending on where they’re based it could be much less than half

Yeller_king,

Nowhere close to half of Americans are Trump supporters.

cley_faye,

the potential customers that would already point their finger at you screaming “shame” if they saw you do business with people they dislike? Good riddance.

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