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OtherPetard, in Even soil needs a little TLC sometimes.

“Well, I woke up this morning… (slurp) and then there was a hole”

jerome, in What kind of science is this?
@jerome@kbin.social avatar

I don't get it.

jerome,
@jerome@kbin.social avatar

Wait. Her hand. I get it, now.

Mercival, in Who said mitch doesn't snort high quality blow of 2 Mexican hookers asscheeks on the hotel next to taco bell every tuesday afternoon?

I hate Mitch as much as the next person, but he fucking survived polio. He could be mumbling incoherently at this point and it would still be a huge personal and medical triumph. That’s not to say he should still be in office, but mocking his neurological condition after having survived one of the worst nerve-infecting diseases is in extremely poor taste.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

So is backing legislature that revokes human rights.

He can eat shit for all I care. Idgaf what he survived he’s a dog shit human being.

NotSpez, in making memes from stock photos day 3 (oc)

I think you’re doing a Mighty fine job, OP

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

I love you

velipe4831, in Me Trying To Use The Internet

>give normalfags access to the web
>a place where they can say and host anything
>they choose walled garden social media instead
>they ruin the entire web in less than 10 years \
>give normalfags access to all the free audio, video, vidya, books, and contnet they could ever desire
>FOR FREE AND UNCENSORED
>in better quality than any streaming service or cable provider
>they pay $10 a month to multiple low quality streaming services instead
>where content is constantly censored, removed, or edited to suit the opinions of people that don’t even watch it
>they ruin the entire entertainment sector in less than a decade as content providers produce more and more low effort shit that caters to people that don’t even play/watch/listen to it

>give normalfags access to hardware so powerful a nerd in the late 90s would have murdered someone for it
>it’s so small they can carry it with them everywhere
>you can always get an internet connection
>normalfags use the device to take pictures of themselves to share with other normalfags
>this eventually morphs into short videos where they do retarded dances and point at slogans seen on screen
>ruin the concept of OC in less than a decade
>everyone producing high quality work is drowned out or gives up all together

>give normalfags access to the world’s collective knowledge and archives detailing everything you can imagine
>instead of reading it, learning from it, debating it with others, and improving upon it they do web searches to find opinion pieces that align with their existing opinion and beliefs
>they demand everything they personally dislike be censored instead of closing their eyes or the webpage they’re viewing
>they incite campaigns to deplatform anything they don’t like when they don’t get their way
>took them less than 10 years to ruin free speech on the internet

Why do they ruin everything? Why did we allow this to happen?

BudgetBandit,

We don’t. The way-too-old-to-have-known-the-internet managers do. They want money. Money to their lawn green like a desert. Money to compensate their lack of accomplishments and skills.

velipe4831,

Ah yes the sensitive retards are mindlessly downvoting this just because of “muh slurs!!” even if they agree with the text. Thanks for proving my point. The internet has turned into a fucking daycare.

girl,

cope

ragnar_ok,

have you ever talked with a mental health professional? that comment history indicates a severe mental illness

velipe4831,

Well which illness?

Maco1969, in making memes from stock photos day 3 (oc)

That is you sat on the photocopier isn’t it?

jimmydoreisalefty, in making memes from stock photos day 3 (oc)

AI generated photos… of kittens?

MrMamiya, in making memes from stock photos day 3 (oc)

There’s just one thing we can’t figure out. How the hell did you get all those birds to wear jeans?

cyberpunk007, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

You’re dead to me

BonesOfTheMoon,

Hugs friend.

moipe, in D and D had multiple 10 episode seasons to get it done. Lucas did it in three movies.

When episodes 1-3 came out they were widely regarded as awful. Your kids are going to think the end of Game of Thrones was good.

dangblingus,

RotS was the saving grace for the prequels. Otherwise theyre just lore notes that were adapted into clunky awkward movies.

TheSecurityNinja,

I think a lot of people got a bad taste in their mouth with episode 1 and they couldn’t look past it. I saw all three in the theater and I enjoyed them all, but the whole Gungan / Jar Jar thing makes episode 1 the weakest for me by far. The whole tone of the movie feels like it was aimed at a much younger audience, even compared to episodes 2 and 3.

Which is bizarre to me, since you have to imagine the core audience for those movies were middle aged people who saw the originals as kids.

Still, nothing is worse to me than episode IX. I’d watch a Jar Jar spinoff before I’d watch that again.

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

Obi Wan was the main character of the prequels but they kept thinking it was Anakin. Messes up the framing of a lot of events particularly in the first movie. By the third one I think they figured that out, but it has plenty of other problems even though the narrative focus was better.

spauldo,

It was episode 2 for me. Everything was just horrible about that movie. Acting, plot, everything. I never watched 3.

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

Ironically, as an OG fan who really disliked the prequels (you can find my lengthy screed elsewhere in this thread) I thought III was easily the best of those three.

spauldo,

Yeah, everyone tells me that, but I just can’t bring myself to care. Then again I watch maybe one movie a year, so I’m sure part of my disinterest in Episode 3 is my general disinterest in movies.

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

Fair. You aren't missing the pinnacle of cinema either. If you're going to watch one new (to you) Star Wars movie this year - make it Rogue One if you haven't seen it. It's the best Star Wars movie this century IMO. (By a lot.)

TheMauveAvenger,

Which is bizarre to me, since you have to imagine the core audience for those movies were middle aged people who saw the originals as kids.

These are the people they needed to draw in, but the real audience was their kids. They wanted to create a new generation of Star Wars fans, and they knocked it out of the park.

CyberEgg,

I was 12 when Revenge of the Sith came out and back then I would have agreed that Episode 3 was the best of them.
However, as I grew older it changed and nowadays I think Episode 1 is the best written of the prequels and the dialogue is much more cringe in Episodes 2 and 3.

petrol_sniff_king,

I liked episode 7. Never saw episode 8. Randomly saw episode 9 because the family wanted to.

I wanted to pull my hair out it was so awful. What did we spend, like a minute and a half on every planet we visited? It was giving me whiplash.

newIdentity, in *cleans room*
MentalEdge, in 🇪🇺 How the EU Feels about

This is a level of bullshit that will straight up make me vote to leave the EU.

Outlawing E2EE should just not be a thing. It just shouldn’t.

Dra,

Well, this is being implemented in the UK separately so I wouldnt be too hasty

ReversalHatchery,

Not really surprising, though

ruination,

Honestly, they could at least wait and see what happens in the UK before proposing something similar. They literally have a free guinea pig next door.

sexy_peach,

As if European state governments aren’t also stupid and would come up with this idea.

The EU sucks sometimes but where ever you live in the EU your gov would totally come up with this on their own…

Rivers,
@Rivers@lemmy.world avatar

UK has been trying to push this for the last 2 years the moment we left the EU

MentalEdge,

Obviously. The point is that it’s the kind of thing that will make me reject the very society I’m living in, and I would change it wholly to avoid this.

If the source was my own government, for the first time in my life, I’d be considering moving to a new country.

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I will just remind yall that an state in the EU has admitted to having access to the Pegasus spyware.

Pegasus is a program that is used by services combating crime and corruption in many countries…It would be bad if the Polish services did not have this type of tool

  • Jaroslaw Kaczynski, the leader of the ruling Law and Justice party as quoted by the Verge (first article I found)

He is also quoted as saying that claims that Pegasus had been used against political opponents are “utter nonsense”.

The Polish controversy was started when the spyware was found on a opposition members phone.

The Law and Justice party, according to polls (and some Poles), is set to win the largest number of seats in tomorrows election, though they might struggle to form a government.

We are doomed aren’t we.

hoshikarakitaridia,

One could think you’re proposing this as an alternate solution. It’s not. And Brexit is the biggest proof.

That said implementing backdoors is so backwards it’s creative in the worst way. You basically prepare the tools for a rogue government, rogue government employee, or a knowledgeable malicious actor to grab secure information from the silver plater. It’s the dumbest shit.

MentalEdge,

No shit. Only reason I bring it up is as a way to illustrate how badly I do not want this.

What a world we live in, when there’s a possibility my use of a private matrix server between family, might become criminal.

Ferk,
@Ferk@lemmy.ml avatar

There are plans for Matrix to move to P2P someday… I wonder what would happen in that case. Or if we just used tox.chat

Would the regulation apply at all when it’s just a protocol used between the users, with no intermediary or central server offering the service?

MinekPo1,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

One could think you’re proposing this [leaving the EU] as an alternate solution. It’s not. And Brexit is the biggest proof.

This is not a random thing thrown around, though it should be noted that those more involved in this side of “EU bad” usually advocate for remaking the EU, due to the deep systemic issues rather than leaving it. I believe a more mainstream version of this idea is given a stage by Macron (AFAIK he mostly wants to remove the requirement for every country to agree to some things), but moreso from this angle some Pirate Parties (PPP for example) advocate for it.

Quote from PPP’s programee (translated by yours truly, though I focused on translating it as directly as possible so it might sound a bit weird):

More democracy for Europe

We, Pirates, call for a writing of a new EU treaty, which will replace all existing treaties, remove uncertainties and respond to the need of a democratic reform in the EU. This treaty must be accepted by the citizens of the EU via a referendum.

While this is quite different to “we should leave the EU” it reflects the concerns of those who say that due to policies like this. As far as I know, Brexit was caused more by Brits not liking economic policies of the European Union, though I am not that knowledgeable about UK politics.

TL;DR: you can say EU bad while still wanting an EU I guess.

lolcatnip,

As far as I know, Brexit was caused more by Brits not liking economic policies of the European Union, though I am not that knowledgeable about UK politics.

I’m not that knowledgeable, being an American, but my understanding is that Brexit was mainly the result of racism, and of English people falling for easily disproven lies about the economic impact of EU membership. I’d like to think that what I lack in direct experience of British politics, I make up for with direct experience of the exact same bullshit in American politics.

STUPIDVIPGUY, in Spooky time

these comps always annoy me cause they’re too fast to even read the memes

gotta be a zoomer to enjoy this

NotNKVD,
@NotNKVD@lemmy.ml avatar

Exactly. The meme passes by, you register it, but don’t understand it yet. You get a dopamine hit. Next meme shows up quickly. Same happens. Infinite dopamine loop

tryitout, in *cleans room*

I remember this episode of Malcolm in the Middle

whyNotSquirrel,
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Look! Blood on my knees!”

whoisearth, in 🇪🇺 How the EU Feels about
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Friendly reminder it’s never about consumer rights. It’s about who is in control of the data.

A question you can all ask yourself. Despite the warts in both who would you rather control your data (you have no choice here. Someone is controlling your data and it is not you)

A. Google, Amazon, Microsoft, etc.

B. Government

You’ll get strong answers either way. Personally I’d rather the government strictly from an accountability perspective but that also warrants governments not electing shitheads which unfortunately the world is leaning towards with these populist right wing politicians gaining favour.

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

A, by a goddamn long shot. If google mistakenly thinks I’ve advocated for a crime against a massive corporation, they’ll remove my account and ban me from their services. If the government mistakenly thinks I’ve advocated for a crime against a massive corporation, they’ll arrest me and ruin my life. Microsoft doesn’t give a shit if you acquired the 1s and 0s that comprise a popular TV show without paying for them. The government will fine you more than the average person will make in their entire life.

It also depends on where you live. Facebook doesn’t care if you’re gay or trans, if anything that’s valuable monetizable data about you. Iran will straight up fucking kill you.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Tbf in this scenario, google reports you to the police. You get arrested in either scenario.

Gorilladrums,

The privacy tech is so robust and easily available right now that anyone could spend a few days and replace their everything with privacy focused alternative while still maintaining a solid experience.

Valmond,

NEITHER.

makeasnek,
@makeasnek@lemmy.ml avatar

It can be you. It doesn’t have to be Big Corps or Government. It can be federated instances, it can be self-ownership of data, it can be E2E encrypted.

jlow,

This one is completely about the people who pretend to “care about the children” but coincidentally also sell the software that does the proposed CSAM scanning. It’s a money making-scheme for them. Shit like this makes me lose the last bit of hope I have for democracy (really hard to not put this into quotes by this point … +__+).

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