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GrammatonCleric, in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza
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ininewcrow, in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza
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This blood type is what causes Italians to cry out … ITSA SPICY MEATABALL, AH???

It also causes them to flail their arms and hands around often, especially when they’re talking.

BirdyBoogleBop, in Don't you hate it when they interrupt an explanation to ask that?

Wait where is “I don’t know anything. It’s all surface level knowledge. My knowledge is as wide as the ocean but as shallow as a puddle.”

miss_brainfart, in Modern consumer logic
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Sucks that my packages keep getting stolen

And that’s why in other countries, delivery services aren’t allowed to drop a package at the door unless you’ve explicitely told them to do so

JudahBenHur,

Amazon totally drops packages outside in Ireland

fatalError,

Here in Romania that is unheard of. The courier will personally hand it to the recipient. If you are not home, you have the option to redirect it to a different address, courier HQ or some local stores that they have contract with. And even so, they ask for a verification code you get via sms in the morning. It’s very unlikely to lose a package.

JudahBenHur,

Sounds like a better system. Here in Ireland, the trucks park with two wheels on the footpath and the flashers on, blocking one lane of traffic on a two lane road (completely fucking pedestrians and cyclists, and making cars have to be driven out into the opposing lane of traffic) while the driver fucks your package up against the door and they leave without ringing the bell (you’ll get an email or text, though).

We don’t use Amazon unless we, in the over 40 year old person usage of the word literal, literally cannot find something we literally need. When we extremely reluctantly do though, this is how it goes.

fatalError,

Up until a few months ago amazon didn’t have free delivery here, it was about 6-11€ for shipping, so the deals had to be really good to make it worth it. But since then, they added free delivery for orders over 49€, so I expect ppl to start using amazon more often.

The way couriers deliver the packages is the same for both amazon and the local online stores tho.

Shady_Shiroe, in I hope you have a wonderful night!
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2 years ago, my OCD would have made me mad, now I look at it and its beautiful

HappyMeatbag, (edited ) in How many do you need?! *sobs*
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My hatred of throw pillows is so extreme that it borders on psychotic.

“They don’t serve any purpose besides getting in your way! What if you want to sit on the couch, but there’s already someone else on it? You can’t just put the throw pillow in their lap. You can’t toss it on the floor, either. That’s rude. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.” 🔪 🪶🪶🪶

Track_Shovel,
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I’m with you. Fuck you and your decorative pillows and towels!

Bloodwoodsrisen,
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Neither of you have heard of Decorative Soap it seems

HappyMeatbag, (edited )
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I have. Sometimes, if I’m forced to attend an event at the house of someone I don’t like, I’ll wash my hands with it out of spite.

Bloodwoodsrisen,
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I applaud your spite motivation, Sir

xia, in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

Holy blundered brainwashing, batman!

dipshit, in making memes from stock photos day 3 (oc)

“But anyway gary you did a great job on the company website.”

Wutchilli, in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

If I remember correctly, US patents are protected for 20. So If they want to pull this of, they likely gonna do it in the next 10 years.

Appoxo,
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With the slow boil going on, I’d expect the world to implode on ads starting within 8 years.

xia,

…or, in 20 years EVERYBODY will suddenly start doing it.

emberwit, in Please discuss.

No, a sandwich is made from slices of bread.

xthexder,
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What about an Ice Cream Sandwich? No bread, but sandwich is in the name.

AtmaJnana, in Vegan food: The west vs India

Water is a chemical. Salt is a preservative This is fucking stupid.

10_0,

Water occurs naturally, salt occurs naturally, quron doesn’t

zakobjoa,
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Your phone doesn’t occur naturally. So go play with sticks in the woods.

10_0,

Touching grass occurs naturally 🤣

ReluctantMuskrat, in How many do you need?! *sobs*

My sofa isn’t so bad but I have 14 pillows on my bed. It’s out of control.

cdf12345, in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV

Except that the I in air isn’t lit so it can’t be that.

beckerist,

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  • cdf12345,

    Wow, someone actually edited this one. I’ve seen it a thousand times and the I in “IN” is lit up. I suppose this wire makes the joke possible.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/660ad996-2da3-4ff9-b84b-7319adfa9ec1.webp

    Swarfega, in Me Trying To Use The Internet

    The internet never used to be like this. It used to be full of shitty GIFs and under construction signs. Also don’t forget to sign the guest book and be impressed with the high hit counter.

    Yahoo! Also ruled as a search engine.

    mexicancartel, in Don't you hate it when they interrupt an explanation to ask that?

    Chaotic good

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