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fushi01, in Need to make more money 😩
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Nanami moment

kamehameherp,

He’s just like me fr fr.

Restaldt,

Whats the number and locations of your associates?

NENathaniel, in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

Who is this 😅

CrumblyLiquid,
@CrumblyLiquid@lemmy.ml avatar

I believe this is Steve Huffman (aka u/spez) the co-founder and CEO of Reddit. (wikipedia)

This controversy is what this post is most likely referring to.

BackOnMyBS, in yeugh
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

that’s Harland Williams on the right

Blastasaurus,

I honestly can’t tell if you’re joking.

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

joking because of @AJMaxwell

Imgonnatrythis, in She speaks from the fart

I think that people that don’t find farts funny are fakers or have brain damage. It’s pretty much a reflex to trigger the funny center of the brain.

MotoAsh,

I think it depends greatly on what part of the fart they’re enjoying and why. Someone laughing at a nicely audible, clean rip is very different than someone chuckling at overhearing a wet one.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Both are funny to me. I didn’t know there’s comedic range to poop-air.

gibmiser,

I think for wet facts the comedy is inversely proportional to the distance from you.

Imgonnatrythis,

You sound like a bit of a connoisseur. Did you perhaps minor in flatuent psychology?

Jessvj93, (edited )

Narcissism, so mental health in the “I’m better than this” basket lol

PsychedSy,

I’m the rather fart in a toilet than shit in your pants sort. It’s mostly me finding it pretty fucked to make people smell your shit fumes.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

To be fair, if you say "Smell my shit fumes!" before letting one rip, it naturally changes the tone of the whole proceeding.

PsychedSy,

And I know a coworker that would 100% say that in an enclosed space.

LazerFX,

Is that me?

PolPotPie, in She speaks from the fart

not necessarily the same number of farts though. think about it; if you are known as being pro-fart and think farts are funny, farters are going to gravitate to you and are going to fart at you. if you’re vehemently anti-fart and make that clear to people around you, they won’t feel comfortable farting around you. these fart lovers ain’t tricking me again. keep your bodily gasses to yourself at all times

PsychedSy,

Bullshit. Good friends will target you due to your dislike of it.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

One could argue if you have those “not playing along” vibes in general on top of the flatulophobia, they might go out of their way to keep them in and seek you out just for extra fun. Behold how the funny stacks:

Fart

undesired fart

undesired stealth fart

undesired stealth fart one cannot really address

undesired stealth fart nobody can really address with a layer of spite and schadenfreude

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

And don’t forget the adrenalin junkies trying to get away with farting on fart karens

flambonkscious,

I thought my flat was bad for playing fart tag, that sounds glorious!

LazerFX,

Fart Karen’s! Oh boy, that is hilarious!

tdawg, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

My favorite is when I shut it down and then it reboots into Ubuntu bc that’s my default in grub

AVincentInSpace,

me who uses rEFInd which remembers the last OS chosen and defaults to that: I don’t have such weaknesses

ruckblack,

Grub also has this feature lmao

Vilian,

lmao true

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

so true bestie

SeducingCamel,

Lmao this just happened to me last night

Duamerthrax,

Oh god, I run hackintosh and had a problem for months that Win10n wouldn’t update correctly. Had to pull every drive but Win10 before it would update correctly, then properly corrupted itself and I had to do a fresh install anyway. POS OS.

tdawg, in Good morning I choose thoughts you've never had before.

They’ve seen worse

Mindfury, in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
@Mindfury@hexbear.net avatar

reminder that this dweeb saw himself as a slavemaster in a post-collapse future

Hadriscus,

really ?

Mindfury,
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"I also have this somewhat egotistical view that I’m a pretty good leader. I will probably be in charge, or at least not a slave, when push comes to shove.”

From “Doomsday Prep for the Super-Rich” in The New Yorker

emilygage,
@emilygage@lemmy.ml avatar

That sure is something. Jesus Christ.

DavLemmyHav, in Wholesome

not funny. didnt laugh

givini9229,

Your sense of humor is broken

db2,

Says the 22 minute troll account. Get fucked.

givini9229,

Get fucked.

By who?

doofer_name,

Get fucked you absolute disgrace of the human race

givini9229,

I’m a disgrace to the human race meanwhile the people who cut off their dicks and call themselves women are not?

EmptyMusic,

How’s the 8th grade going?

givini9229,

Nice projection

velox_vulnus, in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*

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  • Diabolo96, (edited )

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    sooper_dooper_roofer, in Definetly.

    The real elephant-in-the-room is that wypipo tech comes from aliens

    wp have existed for almost 4000 years, but only went ahead of the rest of the world in the last 400

    Tesla was undebatably of alien origin, you simply need to look at his face. All of earth’s history is just extraterrestrial proxy wars, and we can barely even perceive, much less understand, the tools they use to fight them

    BestBouclettes, in I hate to tell ya...

    Why isn’t Death SPEAKING LIKE THAT.

    OlPatchy2Eyes,

    Uncultured, clearly hasn’t read enough Discworld.

    clb92,

    Dᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ sᴘᴇᴀᴋs ɪɴ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs.

    Looks better with a serif font, though.

    EDIT: Oh, it actually depends on the publisher too, it seems. In the digital ones I’ve read, it was small caps, but in some others it’s apparently all caps.

    db2, in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

    One of the terms for anal sex is “Greek” though…

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    thatsthejoke.webp

    db2,

    Oh it’s one of those. Carry on.

    scrubbles, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway
    @scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

    I can’t stand how windows updates are so intrusive. Sometimes I’ll leave my computer on running a task overnight and Windows will just say “Oh fuck you, I restarted halfway through the night, and then your computer sat idle for 3 hours”. And, btw, I have updates “suspended”

    I’m like everyone else here, I run Linux for most of my stuff, but Windows is on one last box, and it’s just so aggravating now

    boredtortoise, (edited )

    My experience is Windows starting updates during the night, getting stuck on bitlocker, so fans are yelling at 100 until I can login

    onion,

    Set fan speed in bios

    boredtortoise,

    I had fans at the most silent setting in bios but it’s not a good fallback for those times when speedfan fails. It’s a tough compromise

    Appoxo,
    @Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    What are you all doing with your installs.
    Literally never happened to me. Not in 1809, 1903, 1909, 20H1, 20H2, 21H1 ever.
    It surely did some stuff believing it was idling while I was just surfing on my phone but it never restarted from itself. And I manage a good amount of PCs (Win 10/11 Pro) to say this is not a thing. At least not in Germany.

    erev,
    @erev@lemmy.world avatar

    At a certain point, Windows decides that you’re going to update whether you like it or not. It’s one of the main reasons I stopped using it. And the updates honestly suck so hard. Such a shitty upgate process.

    hinterlufer,

    I’ve had it happen three times in the last ~1 year each time killing some running process that I kept my pc on for. IIRC it were robocopy backups twice and once during deep sky photography.

    I get why they force updates, but resarting is a bit too much for me. Although I understand why they do it, there’s so many people just never shutting their systems down and Windows apparently just needs to reboot a lot for updates.

    If you haven’t noticed it on your machines, it probably is because you keep them updated and restart them regularly (or disabled the “feature” somewhere).

    asexualchangeling,

    (or disabled the “feature” somewhere).

    Nah, windows tends to ignore any setting telling it not to automatically update, at least it did 2 years ago, otherwise I’d still be using it

    Cold_Brew_Enema,

    How do you know if someone uses Linux?

    Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

    Empricorn,

    I mean, they’re complaining about something in Windows. So without the disclaimer they’re guaranteed 20 comments saying to just use Linux.

    Etienne_Dahu,

    Hi, I’m a vegan Linux user, do know want to know why you’re wrong about everything?

    UnRelatedBurner,

    I’m having a hard time reading this comment thru the “activate Windows” text. I gtg work starts soon, I’ll react when I get home, I work as a butcher btw.

    /j

    ReakDuck,

    I am so satisfied with my Windows Amliorated version because it will never have Microsoft updates ever again, only through playbooks. Every bad thing is removed. I just love it and ots the first time I actually feel comfortable and not betrayed. I feel like the OS is mine and not an entity with its own desire and magic.

    But of course I use Arch linux btw. Only using Windows for VR gaming

    cows_are_underrated,

    But of course I use Arch linux btw. Only using Windows for VR gaming

    Was about to write a windows rant comment for you, but this saved you. I too use Arch btw.

    ReakDuck,

    But now I am curious what the rant would be about.

    ColonelSanders,

    “I’m like everyone else here, I run Linux…”

    Erm, did you just assume my OS?

    ShaunaTheDead, in Left, right, left
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    It's crazy that we gave away so much real estate to cars like in this cartoon and how we let the auto industry start blaming pedestrians for getting hit by cars rather than the other way around.

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