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robocall, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.
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No more Mister Nice Guy

No more Mister Clean

No more Mister Nice Guy

They say he’s sick, he’s obscene

Self_Hating_Moid, in Vegan food: The west vs India
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White people are afraid of spices, they activate their yakubian self destruct instincts

AgreeableLandscape,
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They invaded the entire world for spices yet decided they like none of them

n3m37h,

Not true, I ate some Jerk pork last night, had shrimp & bananana curry with scoth bonnet earlier this week.

Lifebandit666,

So you speak for all white people do you? Because if so I’d like a fucking word.

If we just stopped spending money on bombs and instead spent it on working out ways to help each other we could do amazing things.

Fucking chuffed to bits I managed to get this in with the guy that speaks for all white people, thanks for your time.

Shepstr,

No need to be an arse.

n3m37h,

we just stopped spending money on bombs and spent it on working out ways to help each other we could do amazing things.

We’re on the same page here, just because I’m white means fuck all

Long life and peace

AgnosticMammal,

Not afraid, they just don’t like spices that smell and so would prefer them to attack

That or they are just not creative

NuPNuA,

Yeah, that’s why things like Indian, Chinese and West Indian cuisine became parts of British cuisine bu osmosis is it? Get to fuck with this racist nonsense.

Sprite, in Business is going well
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I tried Mastodon, but had dead feeds and the discovery was really bad. All I want is gay people but I’d get USAian politicians and other irrelevant shit. I got BlueSky and it’s all very relevant. Many dead accounts, true. Still seeking out ppl to follow.

rustydomino, in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV
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As much as I appreciate Skeltor, the cat would have worked just as well.

Sharkwellington,

The memes are the bottom are so incorrect that I have to imagine the creator was trolling.

cmder, in Veggietales

ILoveAnalSex

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

Don’t we all?

troyunrau,
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Funnier in the context of VeggieTales being Christian morality tales.

makeasnek, in Business is going well
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use mastadon or nostr, they are actually decentralized. Bluesky is just twitter 2.0 with the same broken incentives and the same broken business model.

ZeroCool, in 4am every weekend in college be like

Gotta make sure the pizza bagels don’t escape.

WalrusDragonOnABike, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

My shutdown button always just reboots. Doesn't matter if there's an update or not. Like, after a fresh install, it might shutdown correctly once...

Sprite,
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I had this issue so frequently with Windows yet never with Linux. Fuck Windows.

NielsBohron, in Need to make more money 😩
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Unrelated to the meme, but I appreciate your username. Do you prefer chair conformer or boat conformer?

Radamand, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.

Nuke em both, problem solved.

Catfish,
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Bloodthirsty maniac.

matcha_addict,

Start with yourself.

JPAKx4,

“don’t throw out the baby with the bathwater” -someone, probably

Zuberi,
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Beep boop bot account found

narwhalperson,

Regardless of the number of people involved in this conflict, nuclear escalation could only increase the number of deaths. There is no world in which atomic weapons solve this issue

_lunar, in Business is going well

What’s with Lemmy users doing free advertising for corporate social media like this? You’re already here, so you should know better, right?

rustydrd,
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I mean, yeah, I’m on Lemmy and lots of other sites in the Fediverse, but why would that make me “know better”? Is my account supposed to give me some profound insight that sets me apart from the plebs on other sites? What I begin to know unfortunately is that the Fediverse and Lemmy in particular would be much more popular if it wasn’t so full of self-absorbed comments like this. The sole point of this post was to share something I found interesting that day, but if the mere mention of services that aren’t Lemmy provokes these kinds of comments, then I fear Lemmy will never make it out of obscurity. JFC

_lunar,

No, having an account won’t give you insight, but what I’m getting at is that most of us are here to get away from the glaring flaws of corporate social media. Obviously I want as many people as possible to join the Fediverse, and I don’t see how advocating for or at the very least normalizing more the exact kind of corporate-controlled platforms that drove most of us here is going to help that.

rustydrd,
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Personally, when it comes to Lemmy’s user numbers, I’m more concerned about the condescending tone that keeps getting worse and worse on here than I am about people posting memes about the broader social media landscape. But we don’t have to agree on which of these is more or less helpful.

miss_brainfart, in Smoking decreases IQ by 120.
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Addiction or not, someone who doesn’t put their trash where it belongs is disgusting scum.

Especially when that trash can start a fire.

Holzkohlen,

That is why I keep the league of legends icon in the bin 💪

kamehameherp, in rust 😋😋😋

1v1 me on licking rust

spicysoup, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.
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free palestine

headset, in A King regardless

Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus! Here’s some poor mans gold 🖕

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