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SonicBlue03, in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

The old neighbor’s calves must be incredible.

lars,

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

Sabre363, in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

Old? Did you kill them?

lars,

On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.

generic, in Seriously who patrols old posts...
@generic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

You’re*

OttoVonNoob,

I’m quoting him so this is perfect, he made like a speech to shit on me over nothing xD

Transcendant,

There’s some seriously sad, weird people out in the world… and the internet connects them to us.

RizzRustbolt,

Yay Technology!

Transcendant,

Tbh I don’t think humanity was ready for social media. In the past, complete and utter fuckwits would be shamed into silence. Now, they’re all connected to each other, reinforcing their shitty hot takes until they reach a critical mass; attracting other morons like a black hole of idiocy.

Forget technological singularity, we’re rapidly approach a singularity of stupidity. Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a how-to manual for fucks sake!

theforkofdamocles,

In that case, “a lot” instead of alot. I might as well put The Oatmeal’s excellent guide here.

VikingHippie,
theforkofdamocles,

Huh. That’s actually the one that sprang to mind, but all this time I thought those were the same creator. 😄

Mischala,

I personally hate it when I misuse my stupid. You must be truly mortified that this person has seen fit to suggest that you were misusing yours.

Godspeed friend.

Mechanite, in Pilk

Used to do this when I was a kid. It was pretty good! I loved the milk curdling, it made it taste extra frothy or creamy on top.

mriormro,
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ThatWeirdGuy1001, in Pilk
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

My uncle regularly drinks chocolate milk with Coke.

And I mean like 3/4 chocolate milk 1/4 coke

june,

This curdles the milk.

ekZepp, in Pilk
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

I’m more worried of the 13 psicopaths who are encouraging him to drink that s***.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It’s actually pretty good, for the same reason that a root beer float is good.

hydrospanner,

This is one of those times where the neurons in my brain have turned on each other in a sharply divided civil war.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

I haven’t tried it yet but i really want to

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

2/3rds Pepsi/Coke/RC to 1/3rd milk, you could probably stretch that to 75/25 but it would be a little thin, like coffee with not quite enough creamer. Preferably whole. You’re essentially simulating the cream effect from melting ice cream except it’s not quite as overpoweringly sweet due to the milk not being loaded with sugar.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

i shall choose pepsi and my favorite milk brand in my country tere! (that literally translates to hello!)

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

May your beverage be delicious 🫡

McDonaldIsHealthy, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

eah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

PoolloverNathan,

Your bot broke

rustydrd, in Into the endless expanse with them
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mi a simple beltalowda. Mi see bosmang, mi press like!

Five,

Thatz your sharpnez! Thatz your powa!

Track_Shovel, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

LOL

Alright, I’ll bite - I’m a soil scientist, and yeah, people make good fertilizer. Our C:N ratios are low (meaning evenish balance of carbon and nitrogen) and we have a lot of calcium and phosphorus in us too, relatively speaking. Some of the P is quickly available, the rest is in our bones (with Ca) and given their low surface area and relative stability, its really slowly released. But hey, if you grind those orphans up, yields will increase faster!

I’m on a fucking list now aren’t I?

crsu,

Is that why they call mass graves potter’s fields?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

No, that’s a twist of the word pauper, which is a destitute person (archaic word)

crsu,

Pauper Brand Potting Soil.

I think I’m onto something. BRB applying to Shark Tank

MisterNeon, in Cooking
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

You’re insulting garlic.

I’m a barbarian in most regards and even I’m confounded by your lack of refinement.

i_stole_ur_taco,

That’s not garlic, that’s its drunk uncle jarlic.

IAmHisBiggestSpoon,

He’s insulting precut, oil soaked garlic. Garlic is kinda like coffee. It’s best when you break it up right before you use it. But that doesn’t excuse OP being a dick to people who don’t have time to make their own food perfectly nor the money to pay others to make food for them.

name_NULL111653,

Am a vampire, I agree with OP. Don’t use garlic, it makes you a terrible cook. It’s really really bad. Countries should ban garlic so people don’t fall into the trap of being bad cooks.

balderdash9, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser
crsu,

Unpopular opinion: billionaires are greedy

Endorkend, in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

My downstairs neighbor seems to be wearing some of those glass breaking pens you can buy for emergencies, as heels.

Our apartment is incredibly well sound proofed, you can't hear any of the city noise and usually can't even hear the elevator bell on our floor, even though it's obnoxiously loud. You also can't hear voices, radio or TV from downstairs.

But yet my downstairs neighbor, who apparently ALWAYS wears heels and can't sit down for longer than 5 minutes, manages to make it sound like someone is constantly hammering a nail into solid concrete, with every step she makes.

The tack tack tack tack noise coming from down there, you can figure out where she is in her place, simply by where the sound goes and comes from. From that I know that while most of the layout of her apartment seems the same, two doors are in places where we have walls.

TheRealLinga,

every step she takes… every move she makes… she’ll be killin’ you

CarbonIceDragon, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

A modest proposal

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

A more profitable modest proposal

jabathekek, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

We need to keep poor people poor to keep labour costs down.

SuckMyWang,

If we cause a recession poor people will happily work 70 hours a week for the same pay. They’ll finally appreciate what we do for them by letting them work at our companies that they subsidise with their taxes

ultra, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

But fertiliser helps the planet, billionares would never agree with that

McDonaldIsHealthy,

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

They would if it makes their food tastier. Yum... infants.:-)

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