Tbh I don’t think humanity was ready for social media. In the past, complete and utter fuckwits would be shamed into silence. Now, they’re all connected to each other, reinforcing their shitty hot takes until they reach a critical mass; attracting other morons like a black hole of idiocy.
Forget technological singularity, we’re rapidly approach a singularity of stupidity. Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a how-to manual for fucks sake!
2/3rds Pepsi/Coke/RC to 1/3rd milk, you could probably stretch that to 75/25 but it would be a little thin, like coffee with not quite enough creamer. Preferably whole. You’re essentially simulating the cream effect from melting ice cream except it’s not quite as overpoweringly sweet due to the milk not being loaded with sugar.
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Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER
Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER
Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER
Alright, I’ll bite - I’m a soil scientist, and yeah, people make good fertilizer. Our C:N ratios are low (meaning evenish balance of carbon and nitrogen) and we have a lot of calcium and phosphorus in us too, relatively speaking. Some of the P is quickly available, the rest is in our bones (with Ca) and given their low surface area and relative stability, its really slowly released. But hey, if you grind those orphans up, yields will increase faster!
He’s insulting precut, oil soaked garlic. Garlic is kinda like coffee. It’s best when you break it up right before you use it. But that doesn’t excuse OP being a dick to people who don’t have time to make their own food perfectly nor the money to pay others to make food for them.
Am a vampire, I agree with OP. Don’t use garlic, it makes you a terrible cook. It’s really really bad. Countries should ban garlic so people don’t fall into the trap of being bad cooks.
My downstairs neighbor seems to be wearing some of those glass breaking pens you can buy for emergencies, as heels.
Our apartment is incredibly well sound proofed, you can't hear any of the city noise and usually can't even hear the elevator bell on our floor, even though it's obnoxiously loud. You also can't hear voices, radio or TV from downstairs.
But yet my downstairs neighbor, who apparently ALWAYS wears heels and can't sit down for longer than 5 minutes, manages to make it sound like someone is constantly hammering a nail into solid concrete, with every step she makes.
The tack tack tack tack noise coming from down there, you can figure out where she is in her place, simply by where the sound goes and comes from. From that I know that while most of the layout of her apartment seems the same, two doors are in places where we have walls.
If we cause a recession poor people will happily work 70 hours a week for the same pay. They’ll finally appreciate what we do for them by letting them work at our companies that they subsidise with their taxes
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