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mrcleanup, in Dating

As I near 50 my plan if I ever have to date again is just to wear a pin with my age and “single” on it and if anyone wants to know more they can ask.

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

clinical anxiety speedrun

brian,

if skyrim has taught me anything, it’s that wearing jewelry that says single will attract literally everyone

dataprolet, in Hill to die on
@dataprolet@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Israel is discriminating non-citizens like every other state while e. g. Arabic citizens have full civil rights. As much as you might hate Israel, this is not Apartheit.

foggianism,

Educate yourself on the matter before you continue spouting nonsense: youtube.com/watch?v=Q_MDC2Gty4I&si=x4COLgcQIa…

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Damn, this is embarrassing

Catsrules, (edited ) in $1 grilled cheese

What happens if i pay $1.50?

Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?

Land_Strider,

Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire

what happens if i give you $1.37

Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019

i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker

AlpineSteakHouse,

If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can’t even pull a “I don’t have a smaller bill” or other shit.

If you try to pay $1.50 then you’re just being a trouble maker.

LoamImprovement,

I imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.

Catsrules,

I was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn’t live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?

LoamImprovement,

I thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

He’ll make you two sandwiches, but he’ll take three bites out of one of them.

JCreazy, in $1 grilled cheese

Why would anyone ruin a grilled cheese sandwich with a slice of tomato?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Pickles on grilled cheese is the superior grilled cheese and everyone that says otherwise can go right to hell

ZombieMantis,
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

I say otherwise, & I will happily bathe in the righteous flames of the eternally damned, rather than suffer the unholy blight of pickles on my beloved grilled cheese.

Classy,

Juh-lah-pino juice, green olive juice

ReluctantMuskrat,

Probably got the bread soggy with their damned pickle juice too!

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

glitch1985,

Anything other than bread and cheese is a melt.

someguy3,

Let’s keep it calm here, ok?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What about butter or mayo?

It’s not just important, it’s necessary.

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mom made them with a thin smear ofmiracle whip inside the sammy when I was little. So good. Never tried mayo. Gotta give it a whirl.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d heard of mayo on it,but thought it was just for flavor. I gotta try that soon.

I_am_10_squirrels,

Pickle melt

Jorgelino,

Because tomatoes are the perfect fruit/vegetable and improve every single dish they’re in, without exception.

machiabelly,
@machiabelly@hexbear.net avatar
ShaggySnacks,

Don’t make me tap the sign again.

weevai,

Lies!

FattestMattest,

Except for grilled cheese

SheDiceToday,

Sure, tomatoes bad, but have you tried jalapenos?

JCreazy,

That does sound good

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

You two are the exact type of people to get kicked out of line at the grilled cheese truck.

JenIsBringingTheDrugs,

NO GRILLED CHEESE FOR YOU! NEXT! soupnazi

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol that’s exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

SpeakinTelnet,
@SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sure, but that’s a melt, not a grilled cheese

Alaskaball,
@Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

Anything else added to a grilled cheese sandwich automatically makes it not a grilled cheese sandwich.

damnthefilibuster, in *clamp clamp*

Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I feel the gold coming from your heart.

mindbleach,

That’s compressed cholesterol.

Compressterol.

Mischala,

Ahh yes, Compressterol, the Artery clamping compound.

vzq, in Cooking

We hating on salt and lemon juice now?

What’s next, hating on butter and flour?

hinterlufer,

tbf, packed lemon juice doesn’t stand a chance compared to fresh pressed.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Sure. But buying and storing fresh fruit just to juice occasionally seems… Bougie AF. Like meal planning 🤣

coffinwood,

Depends on how you weight the (dis-)advantages.

My bottle of direct lemon juice can sit in my fridge for months without going bad. Also I don’t have to use the whole bottle at once or at least half of it, like you have to with fresh lemons. And when used in cooked or baked dishes, the difference in aroma isn’t worth the hassle.

fleet, in Pilk

We used to call this a brown cow.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I thought a brown cow was Kahlua and milk

Neato, in This situation is so ridiculous, this is the only way I know how to cope.
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Jocat didn’t get cancelled, he got bullied and his family threatened to the point he quit.

Donkter,

Ironically that’s far closer to actually being cancelled than whatever conservatives complain about.

mobius_slip,

This is going to sound like a dumb question, but what’s the difference? Getting cancelled isn’t exactly an official status that is bestowed on people.

Wes_Dev,

“The viewers are mad because of something you did or said, so we’re cancelling your show on our network.”

vs

“Hey everyone on this forum, let’s all dox this person and send anonymous hate mail to their actual home.”

PP_BOY_, in You are what you eat, I feel like shit..
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I have ate like shit for a few days

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Username does not check out

Karaatti, in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
klemptor,

Not the chancla!

stefenauris, (edited ) in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
@stefenauris@pawb.social avatar

hmm, image doesn’t appear to want to load for me on my instance

and then after visiting the post directly it does. how odd

psud,

It might just have been that you were the first person from your instance to visit this conversation, so your instance hadn’t bothered to cache the image

sharkaccident, in Rent is Robbery

Everyone paints landlords as money grubbing evil people. I own a couple rental houses and set prices so that my return is 7% annually. While that may paint me as the description above realize this; that price was set when I set a tenant and only increases with inflation. The majority of my units are 25% below market rates because once I have a good tenant I don’t see a reason to make more work for me. 7% return and I never hear from them is worth it in my mind.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

There are very few jobs that actually give annual raises that keep up with inflation. You are no better than corporations that raise the price of food for no reason, other than following an arbitrary market metric(inflation) You should give your tenants 3 months free rent for Christmas, and give them the option to buy the properties from you for what you bought them for, and get a real job.

aes,

What part of 25% below market makes you compare him to the food oligopoly? He likes trouble-free tenants, and I’m pretty sure his tenants like this arrangement too. By contast, you come off as very tiresome. Do you have any skin in the game? What are you doing to help make housing affordable? Do you do anything besides exemplify why having revolutionaries in charge would be terrifying?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

What part about 25% below market makes them a hero, while they are actively hoarding properties keeping prospective buyers out of the market, raising prices to keep up with “inflation” on a commodity necessary for survival IS the exact same thing the food oligopolies are doing. And wtf are you on about having skin in the game? I pay $1700 a month in a rent controlled apartment and have no hope of buying a actual property in the market i live in without having to move hours away from work. I would love to hear what you think i should be doing to help make affordable housing, cause if its within my means, ill do it.

aes,

Well, there’s some timeless advice on these topics, right? The simplest is: be likeable. The reason is that since you can’t accomplish the task on your own, you need people to take your side, and to do that you need them to want you win, whatever the arguments. (“that’s dumb, my argument is better”. Yeah, maybe, but if people don’t like you, that won’t matter)

Another, more focused on societal change is: Move the middle. The middle of the bell curve is where most of everything is, and moving it, even slightly, can have dramatic effects. Also, if you want get anywhere, getting going at all is probably a good move, right? I’m thinking specifically of sorting recycling: it’s mostly bullshit, but the bizdev bros would murder for that kind of ‘engagement’. It’s easier to sell everyone on next step when they’re already on board…

Or, you know, rant about revolution. It’s not going to change anything, but it might make you feel better.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol be likeable?! Nah not gonna delute my message to be likeable to landlord’s or folks who have rent seeking behaviors, I’ll just keep pointing the inherent flaws and hypocrisy of capitalism in meme format to hasten its end, not trying to lead any van guard, merely raising the dial of class conciousness, I see no need to be nice to landlord’s who are leeching off of society, but I wont go so far as to say they deserve the wall. I haven’t ranted once about revolution in this thread nor have I read all the comments in it which I assume is what you are referring to, but you must recognize that when peaceful revolution is impossible violent revolution is inevitable, and I know which side I would support when push came to shove and if you would support the side that has exploited the working class for decades just because you want to be a landlord you are no comrade of mine.

Alsephina, (edited )

that price […] increases with inflation

While the vast majority of wages don’t, not nearly enough to keep with inflation. Surely you can see the problem here, right? I agree with op that you should get a real job.

But yeah, putting the blame on individual landlords isn’t very productive. The core issue here is the capitalist system that allows landlords to exist in the first place.

Jadesayade,

Lemmy can be such a hateful place sometimes. Mom and Pop landlords such as yourself are not the problem. I would assume that most people renting from you are not in a situation where they can buy a house yet. Providing them a place at a reasonable price gives them the opportunity to save for a house of their own. I think just about everybody who has bought a house had to rent first, including myself, without available rentals what would we do?

FartsWithAnAccent, in This situation is so ridiculous, this is the only way I know how to cope.
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

What is Jocat?

MisterNeon,
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know either.

sulgoth,

YouTuber/Twitch steamer.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Cooking

Iodized salt = shitty cook?

Skill issue.

FierroGamer,

I mean, it tastes pretty bad 🤷‍♂️

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

What??? It’s the same taste as any salt!

FierroGamer,

Is it like how some people can’t taste the difference between sugar and other artificial sweeteners?

Annoyed_Crabby,

Iodine is tasteless tho.

vzq,

But not odorless.

I tend to use sea salt, but that reeks of iodine all by its natural self.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You’re supposed to add it to food not just eat it by itself

agamemnonymous, in Pilk
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar
thawed_caveman,

Row 1: he’s doing it for the meme

Row 2: he realizes it’s actually tasty and has to rethink his whole reality

Stache_,

Well I mean, it looks like he chugged it so it must’ve been good

moody,

He looks like he knows it’s going to come back up in a minute.

First,

He looks like he’s trying to scam us of our internet points by making a face.

VicksVaporBBQrub,

And the next sequence of images would be…

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/65759863-29f8-4890-bb22-ab2f173290ea.jpeg
(meme pablo escobar pondering)

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