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slazer2au, in Gotta love international shipping

At least you got an answer to how your parcel was lost.

Better the a generic lost on transit email.

AlligatorBlizzard,

A friend of mine had the funniest lost in transit story - they’ve got genetic joint issues among other things, and they needed a pair of crutches with forearm rests. Turns out the only manufacturer of those still left is based out of South Africa, so they contacted the company and arranged for a set to be shipped over to the US (and it was still cheaper than it would have been through insurance). They got an email from the company and it turns out the shipment to the port got hijacked. The apologetic representative from the company drove a set down to the port and my friend got their crutches a couple weeks later and a funny story out of it. And probably the other set of crutches eventually got to someone else who needed them, so win win, lol.

saltesc,

2019–2023, 100% WFH until recently. Once or twice a week, notified a package couldn’t be delivered because no one was home.

Became mates with the local postman because I was always home for domestic deliveries and just taught the house to “suffere” the extra day for postage instead of +$3 for faster international shipping since it was going to be guaranteed and ultimately faster. PLUS it gave out local post man a chance to chat with me and give the dog pats and a treat.

Bogus5553, in Yes I probably should just go to sleep but there's something about trains...
xan, in Snails
@xan@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I showed this to my mom and she laughed really hard 😭😆

VikingHippie,

How old were you when your parents got divorced? 😉

electrogamerman, in I can't focus when someone does this

Why is your boss naked?

systemglitch, in Roses are red

Sunburnt nipples are no joke, mine as sensitive enough to shirts I have to put bandaids over them on e or twice a year… sunburnt nipples would be total hell.

Visstix,

His are even burnt to a crisp!

Eudaimonia, in Fall guy
@Eudaimonia@lemmy.ml avatar

I have some broken ribs + the worst toothpain of my life rn so idk…

MicrosoftSam, in Trying to pay rent these days...

This is real right?

Lauchs,

Yeah, old photo from (I think) the great depression.

DarkGamer,
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theFibonacciEffect,

That is extremely tragic

Eheran,

Ooof

BedSharkPal,

Oof. I don’t like my memes this dark.

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:4_Children_for_Sale.jpg of the photograph.

The picture was taken August 5, 1948, for The Vidette-Messenger.

SternburgExport, in Today is about to become unpleasant

Just ask him who would win a cook off. Him or some british bloke that made a video of him unboxing a Toyota Yaris.

Pinecone,

That’s not even the first time James May won vs gordon. They both ate bull penis and Ramsey couldn’t handle it lol

SternburgExport,

LMAO I did not know that

dynamo,

Captain Slow

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

TIL.

mustbe3to20signs, (edited ) in Snails

Fun fact: slugs are called naked snails in German (Nacktschnecken)

Flaky, in Hon Hon hon
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Been missing Polandball since leaving the other site.

DeterminedBauhinia,

The sub that made me stay, and the sub that didn’t leave.

They’re making a youtube channel tho. piped.video/channel/UCZLOi_T4PJ0Wg9oBrM5X8eA?dark…

Flaky,
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Still had to leave Reddit. Polandball may be fun but I had to stick to my principles. I wish they had their own community board elsewhere.

Also, is that actually the official YouTube channel? Neat, if it is.

DeterminedBauhinia,

Yes it is official

xusontha,

Yeah, I’ve looked around but there doesn’t seem to be any good community around

I’d do something about it but I’m not in the community enough to do a good job

Rooty, in Does it come with Existential Angst?

Me sleeping as a baby the day after I made a fool of myself at the company picnic.

sharkfucker420, in Trying to pay rent these days...
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Dawg this is not a meme what the fuck

Sivalente, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

They’d show the pcb layout if they wanted a true representation.

bonfire921, in How do y'all say GIF?

xif, to be inclusive

son_named_bort, in Gotta love international shipping

What a weird place for it to fall into the ocean.

DmMacniel,

Well at least better then a fire at a sea parks.

Rukmer,

I mean, if she has said that her parent are drowned, I’d be the happiest man in the world. But, a fire?

DmMacniel,

If only they have called emergency services.

They have such a memorable new number.

0118 999 881 999 119 725…3

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