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simin, in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....
Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

The only reasonable response

lemmy, in come on
@lemmy@lemmy.stonansh.org avatar

If you believe there is anything you can do about this. Then you are naive. There are almost eight billion of us. We have an immense industry. People not worrying about things like that is normal. Because they are to busy feeding there children. Trying to live a little. Also why do people think that you can stop climate change. The dice has been rolled. Alea iacta est.

intrepid,

It has become fashionable for some to take a defeatist condescending stance like this when it comes to issues that affect everyone. If you think it makes you look smart, it doesn’t. These are pressing issues and people have to take action. If you don’t want to, go ahead and disappear. But don’t talk down to those who are and those who are calling for it.

rynzcycle, in Some questions are better left unanswered

What if I mix in some flaming hot crumbs and deep fry?

(Blue Flame Tendies!!)

(Disclaimer: Don't do this.)

jawa21,

did this and ear stopped seeing? can’t leg anything?

dessalines, in Music alignment

I love how musicals are in both lawful good and chaotic evil.

dingus, in Come on market, crash.
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

I love the stock market. Line goes up and food becomes impossible to afford! Line goes down and we all lose our jobs! I love this fucking dumbshit criminal ponzi scheme of a system! /s

Gamestonk go BRRRRRRRR, NFTs are the future! /s

/s/s/s/s/s/s/s

CluckN,

Those /s’s cancel out making this a legitimate claim.

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Wouldn’t it have to be an even number for them to all cancel out?

DmMacniel,

There are 8 of them, though?

dingus, (edited )
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

One after the first sentence, one after the second sentence, and then a stack of seven at the end. Totaling nine.

Even if you separate them out ignoring the first two as being separate instances of sarcasm, the last section is still an uneven number.

EDIT: People please don’t downvote this person over misreading the number of /s in my post. Not justified. They made a simple mistake. You could just simply not upvote if that’s how you feel.

DmMacniel,

ah, I failed to see the /s on the first sentence. My bad.

RandomVideos,

Wouldnt they cancel out anyway?

Each sentance has 1 /s, canceling them, and then the 7 /s cancel the first /s’

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

I mean, realistically in math, when you stack a bunch of the same things together, they add together they don’t cancel out.

That’s what happens when you add a positive and a negative.

That would be if they were alternating tags for “sarcasm” and “not sarcasm” and there were just as many “sarcasm” tags as “not sarcasm” tags.

But I mean this is all just semantics because last I checked we’re not actually dealing with math here. Just like the Stock Market.

dessalines,

Okay this whole thread needs to be saved to /c/bestoflemmy

FordBeeblebrox,

Little green pieces of paper will literally lead to the end of this stupid ape species.

Could have had moon bases and starships but stock line go up so fuck off future I get money today!

STUPIDVIPGUY, in Let 'em COOK!

2033 memes: When it’s 83 and sunny and also November

cmbabul,

lol you hopeful sumbitch

barberousse, in Feel old?
@barberousse@lemmy.ca avatar

Too soon !

Aralakh, in I’m fine. Totally fine!

Homie, you okay? 👀

usernamesaredifficul, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

an entirely reasonable position they’re the organisation to set up football matches not the world police

Gorilladrums,

North Korea isn’t exactly a normal country. Considering how the vast majority of the world knows what North Korea is actually like, this will not be a popular event. FIFA is supposed to pick locations that will help the game spread and grow on global stage. The most shut in country in the world isn’t exactly a good pick. Not to mention the international criticism of FIFA as well as the boycotts from countries and fearful athletes,

ImmortanStalin,

How does everyone in the world know what it’s like if it’s shut in? Why is it shut in?

GCostanzaStepOnMe, in Feel old?
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

Actually it’s a common myth that fossil fuels are made up of Dinosaurs. They’re mostly made up of Silesaurs and to small parts Pisanosaurs.

Bootheal0179,
@Bootheal0179@lemmy.world avatar

My car is CNG so, a good 80% termite & bovine farts get me from here to there.

Sanctus, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.

doublejay1999,
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

They are for a week.

Then management decide to move marketing in with finance.

jubilationtcornpone,

Which would be fine except they want it done yesterday and you’re not going to find out about it until 2 days from now.

scottmeme,

I’m going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I’m planning on having it be eye sex.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Is there a !cableporn? I’d love to see some sexy cables.

scottmeme,

Will do!

AlgonquinHawk, in Accurate.

It’s Plex’in time!

XTornado,

Plex is getting worse tough just saying…pushing their own services and now they started blocking certain hosting providers.

HeneryHawk,

It may be but until other options are available on a PlayStation, I doubt I’ll move. I don’t even watch stuff but the people I serve to need functionally on the PS… maybe they’ll get smart TVs soon

TheFriendlyArtificer,

Jellyfin is a great and superior alternative.

NaibofTabr, in Every day we stray further from God's light.
BeMoreCareful, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

Mini marshmallows or bust!

DocBlaze,

YOU MONSTER!

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

At least the textures are similar 🤷‍♂️

angrywetnapkin, in Is there a Physics Memes community on Lemmy?

Sabina?

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