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db2, (edited ) in I’m fine. Totally fine!

That’s methed up.

Edit: guess I made Methany and Methaniel mad. 🤷

ShaggySnacks, in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

I said the title just like a Bop It commercial.

rothaine,

TWIST IT

FuckyWucky, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says the Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

At least four people were wounded, none critically, in a shooting at Morgan State University in Baltimore on Tuesday, according to authorities, who urged students to take shelter on the campus of the historically Black college.

No one dead, Americans won’t care.

Kecessa,

Heck, the government doesn’t consider it a mass shooting unless there’s three people that died! How fucked up is that?

Lucidlethargy,

Fuck you.

-An American

deezbutts,

✅ hbcu

✅ no casualties

✅ Dispute “between two groups”

Had to Ctrl+f to even find it as a bullet point on the CNN front page…

xusontha,

They don’t care when someone does die either…

Facebones, (edited )

Some people actively get mad too when you mention that people died.

“Of course people died, here we go another fucking gun grab wrapped in a sob story. If all THOSE people had guns too it’d have never happened. This is what you get for being unprepared now stfu I’m shopping online for another AR. 🤷”

Honytawk,

Any country where you need a gun in order to feel safe walking around is a shithole.

ipkpjersi,

Yeah it’s kind of wild to me the number of people that think teachers having guns is a good idea, that way teachers can get into a shootout with students that go crazy. Absolutely insane.

Falafels,

Does it actually make you feel safer? I think I would feel less safe every time I remember I have a gun on me because I may need to use it.

Facebones,

None of those gun nuts have ever been able to answer my basic question about their stated goal of everyone carrying at all times -

You’re at a public event, few hundred+ people in attendance,everybody (even just most) are packing. A gun goes off. Every “Good guy with a gun” turns toward the sound while pulling their guns. You now have 50-100+ (adjusted for crowd size) people with guns drawn. How do you know which of the 50-100+ people actually fired their gun?

Noone has ever had any answer other than “oH yOuD kNoW” which, call me crazy, doesn’t really answer the question.

Uniquitous,

People have gone numb as an emotional safeguard. People have lives they’re trying to live, and if they fell to pieces every time someone got shot in this country they’d die of dehydration from all the crying.

TopRamenBinLaden,

There is so much death and cruelty in the world that if someone cares too much they are just bound to wind up depressed. It seems that the majority of people really only care about people that they are acquainted with, or if they witness the terrible thing in person. It’s just kind of built into human nature, otherwise we would be in a constant state of grief.

Things like mass shootings bother most empathetic people, in general. It’s just that life kind of has to go on, and all they can really do to try and change it is to vote for one of two lesser evils in some local or national election.

The problem is not really with the people. It’s with our crappy political system that is controlled by corporate lobbyists. The majority of US citizens don’t really seem to have a say. Source: Empathetic person with chronic depression.

unphazed, in Come on market, crash.

I’m sorry, that vowel appears to be out of your range. How about a ‘y’? It’s got a great view of the assend of most words, and a turn increase of only 34%!

NathanUp, in Every day we stray further from God's light.
@NathanUp@lemmy.ml avatar
Alicecisnt, in let there be beer

I don’t get it. It’s addictive, disgusting, bad for your health, makes you make bad choices and then feel like garbage the next day.

I mean I still drink it because of my first point but I hate it.

ArcticLynx,

I drink it because all the objectively better alternatives are illegal

mexicancartel,

“Better” or “worse”?

ArcticLynx,

weed in comparison to alcohol is less bad, but, just like so many other drugs, illegal (in my country)

UlyssesT, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says the Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

For those that don’t know the reference, this is traditionally posted each and every time a mass shooting happens in FreedomLand.

theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nat…

Lucidlethargy,

That’s the onion. It’s a satirical website.

usernamesaredifficul,

it’s also weird to have traditions about it

UlyssesT,

It’s weirder that there’s a phenomenon that happens particularly in one nation that claims nothing can be done about the phenomenon.

usernamesaredifficul,

well everything about american politics makes sense when you consider that the US constitution is just a bad basis for a country

the government just shutting down on a semi-regular basis for example. That’s very disfunctional and not normal

HawlSera, in Says it all.

Selfishness as a virtue?

Christ, how can anyone listen to Ayn Rand after becoming an objectivist and not getting serious are we the baddies energy

Nosy, in Duolingo too

This is the way.

connaisseur,

This is the way.

lemmy_nightmare,
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is the way

10_0,

This is the way?

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

This is the way!

TheRealLinga,

this is the way.

PP_BOY_, in Come on market, crash.
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Wheel of Fortune Paying for Your Rent For Four Months

IHaveTwoCows, in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

Oh hey, I love you very much so here, I will give you a a rock. It’s on a metal hoop, and that makes you my property. No, we are not penguins.

MrShankles,

Penguins don’t own property, silly

Woland,
@Woland@lemm.ee avatar

Capitalist penguins do

Vyllenor, in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

My gf asked me to not give her a ring when I’ll propose, but a zweihander instead :D

LogicalDrivel,
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

She sounds like a keeper!

mikeboltonshair, in What a feeling

Brought to you by Anti Vax, MLM huns/wellness coaches, do your own research scientists…

The internet has helped make everyone a fucking expert with no expertise

TimeSquirrel, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Eyetwitch.

Omega_Haxors, in Album does a little tom-foolery

A racist a transphobe and an anti-semite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Aren’t you that girl who wrote harry potter??”

DragonTypeWyvern,

(The bartender is guilty of misogynistic belittlement)

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