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Custoslibera, in Don't read classical philosophers, they're cringe

You’re wrong.

My opinion is better than yours.

PP_BOY_, in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building
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You’re a good guy OP but someone in my city is being sued by their landlord specifically for doing what your post is about and supposedly ruining the pavement, so make sure to cover person #1 before others!

Ookami38, in is a hot dog a sandwich

A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.

Squizzy,

Pizza being toast is acceptable to me

DragonTypeWyvern, in Don't read classical philosophers, they're cringe

“You think slavery is immoral? Is it because you’re a beta cuck?”- Socrates

dudinax, in Don't read classical philosophers, they're cringe

One guess who Plato thought would be the best ruler.

SpermHowitzer, in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building

Please done just put salt down without shoveling. It makes piles of slushy salt that at best are a mess, but likely will re-freeze into an uneven hazard. It’s also really hard on dog’s paws. An able bodied guy should be able to use a shovel.

cantstopthesignal,

I use dog friendly salt.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited ) in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building
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Unless you own the building, you are not obligated to take care of this, the landlord is.

If they aren’t doing that, report them to the city.

Good looking out for your neighbors, but don’t let your landlord neglect shit.

Edit:

In the United States, the Americans with Disabilities act requires landlords to provide their tenants with a habitable place to live (because that’s what they’re paying for).

Additionally, if anyone slips and falls on a property, the owner is legally liable. Those are facts: It doesn’t matter how you feel about them, they are what they are.

Downvoting the person informing you won’t change anything.

Downvote away if it makes you feel better, but if you’re a landlord, maintain your fucking property and take care of your people! Don’t be a piece of shit slumlord.

aeharding,
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Mowing and shoveling is standard lease stuff where I live.

(But not things like clearing gutters or worrying about ice dams)

RubberElectrons,
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Really? Can I ask where that is, because that sounds crazy.

aeharding,
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Madison Wisconsin USA

RubberElectrons, (edited )
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I guess every area has it’s own weirdness… in my part of California, we have to provide our own refrigerators for our rentals! What!

Liz,

That’s gotta be a local thing. I have a hard time seeing landlord snow removal making it into federal law (assuming you’re American).

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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If a disabled person lives there, then (in the US) landlords are legally obligated to provide the disabled renter with a habitable living space under the Americans with Disabilities act, which is federal.

It’s also worth pointing out, that anywhere in the US, if a person slips and falls on your property you (but mostly your insurance company probably) are responsible. So the landlord is open to additional liability there even if there are no local laws regarding snow removal simply because they are the owner of the property.

Liz,

Great point in that first paragraph. In the second paragraph, it’s my understanding that you can’t sue if there was no expectation of safety. If the path isn’t cleared in the slightest, then you’re not liable. I also know that in some areas the owner can just write into the lease “you guys have to clear the snow” and it becomes the tenant’s responsibility.

Anyway, fucking, clear your sidewalks people, be nice.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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You can sue for literally any reason you like in the US. Doesn’t guarantee success of course and you might even end up being liable for court costs in addition to your own lawyer (if you hire one) but even if the lawsuit fails, being sued is a pain in the ass to begin with so why even open up the opportunity? Just shovel the damn snow or hire someone to take care of it especially if you are renting to disabled people.

Slumlords will downvote but fuck those assholes.

sukhmel, in is a hot dog a sandwich

The Structure purist is strong with this one

theneverfox, in is a hot dog a sandwich
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Wouldn’t a stuffed crust be sushi? It’s a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

NigelFrobisher, in is a hot dog a sandwich

A Big Mac is a cake.

Vaginal_blood_fart,

Or a club

chocosoldier,

I came in here to say this

EmperorHenry,
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any burger with more than one pattie is a meat cake. There are meat based pies, so of course there can be meat based cakes too.

ChonkyOwlbear, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Is every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?

curiousaur,

Some pies are calzones.

ChonkyOwlbear,

Calzones are in the hand pie family along with Cornish pasties and empanadas

curiousaur,

I didn’t see those ones on the chart.

clearleaf, in So true

Are these transcriptions auto generated or are they hand written every time? It’s funny seeing such dry and academic descriptions of goofy images.

djasee, in Yeah, well...

this is what taking a philosophy class as a Marxist feels like lol

OurToothbrush,

Right?

RIP_Cheems, in Put me in the trash can at the park.
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In the mighty words of Danny devito, “when I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”

BonesOfTheMoon,

Trash man!

DrPop, in Sounds delicious

I got my annual gardettos implant two days ago and the rye chips still hurt.

KreekyBonez,

bold choice

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