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ILikeBoobies, (edited ) in is a hot dog a sandwich

Wouldn’t a slice of stuffed crust pizza be sushi attached to toast as the slicing opens up the ends?

son_named_bort, in is a hot dog a sandwich

So chips are a salad? I knew it!

brianorca,

Pretty sure chips are toast in this diagram. Or maybe it depends if they are potato or tortilla chips.

lhamil64, (edited )

It probably depends on the type chip. If they’re the scoops tortilla chips, they would be quiche.

getoffthedrugsdude, (edited )

Scoop tortilla chips = Mini quiches

Math checks out

Donkter, in irony deficiency

Ummm no??? If you don’t understand sarcasm on the Internet you’re going to have a bad time!!! I swear people are getting dumber.

lars,
Sigh_Bafanada, in So true

“Staahhp”

Dicska,
ilinamorato, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Bread bowl salads are quiches?

pingveno,

Bread bowl salads are monstrosities. Also, quiches.

w2tpmf, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Big Macs are cakes.

pingveno,

Meat cakes?

Bytemeister, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

I told my wife that when I die, if she can, claim she doesn’t recognize the body so that the state has to dispose of me to save costs.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I love this so much lol.

Perhapsjustsniffit, (edited )

I told my wife the same…repeatedly. We are Canadian though.

Arfman, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Then a calzone is just a big taco

OmnipotentEntity,
@OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

Correction, it is two tacos. One flipped upside down and rotated 90 degrees and placed on top of the other.

Arfman,

Huh the calzone we made at the pizza shopped I worked at was just a pizza that’s folded

Imgonnatrythis, in Sounds delicious

Bitchin soundbar you got there honey.

Thcdenton, in is a hot dog a sandwich

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

captain_aggravated, in Put me in the trash can at the park.
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

As a woodworker, my first thought is 'I can build my own casket for a tenth of that price."

My second thought is “Damn I need to get into the casket industry.”

MashedTech,

So what did you do?

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

In the 20 minutes since reading the meme, posting a comment elsewhere in the thread, then posting this one? Took a few more bites of my lunch and watched some of a retrospective about the TV show Farscape on Youtube.

MashedTech,

Thank you for information. I am satisfied!

TropicalDingdong, in Sounds delicious

Bro I’m shooting for some Juanitas and a pile of quac.

THE_ANON, in Sounds delicious

Based

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

Omg I forgot all about the tripping through time subreddit. Keep em coming!

Rusty, (edited )

There is lemmy.ca/c/trippinthroughtime but it’s not very active

Anticorp,

On what?

THE_ANON,

Studies

BananaPeal, in is a hot dog a sandwich
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

A Big Mac is a cake?

psud,

Near enough

Vaginal_blood_fart,

It’s a club sandwich

Zoots, in Yeah, well...

Sounds like you were dealing with a troll

exocrinous,

Are you a member of that movement that’s trying to segregate the realities of the left and right by convincing people that everyone who disagrees with them or has a bad opinion is faking?

AVincentInSpace,

Did you read the post in the screenshot?

exocrinous,

Yes, it’s a person being exactly as unreasonable as the average person tends to be. You seem unwilling to admit that people can have bad opinions. So are you part of the partisan realists?

JasonDJ,

I’m sure a person can have a bad opinion. I’m simply amazed so many people have such a shit opinion.

We’re not talking about pineapple on pizzas. We’re talking about basic human decency.

pingveno,

I am pretty sure keeping pineapple off pizza is basic human decency.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

You seem unwilling to admit that people can have bad opinions.

You seem awfully hasty to shove words in my mouth based on absolutely nothing.

Also, if you think that the average person is as unreasonable as the person in the screenshot, I am begging you to go outside.

exocrinous,

The average person knows that oil is making the world uninhabitable and still drives a car. In fact, when I go outside like you’re suggesting, there’s no more nature, I only see cars and infrastructure built for cars. So yes, the average person is this unreasonable, and going outside won’t convince me otherwise.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

I agree that those are problems, and I agree that we need to invest more in public transportation, but the fact that public transportation in its current state sucks is not something I can immediately do anything about beyond voting and opting for jobs that don’t require me to physically commute. If I want to go to a friend’s house, or to a grocery store that’s too far for me to walk, I still have no choice but to drive.

I still don’t see what this has to do with me or the person you originally replied to (we’re two different people) trying to convince anyone that anyone who disagrees with them is a troll.

exocrinous,

Well, you think the person described in the story is a troll because nobody is that unreasonable, right? You’re wrong. People really are that unreasonable. Not everyone whose words are incompatible with their actions is faking to try and trick you. Most people, like you, have some kind of made up excuse why it’s okay for them to act contrary to their own beliefs. Like the state of public transport. I’m sure the person in the story has an excuse just like yours.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

No one is so totally oblivious that they refuse to change their mind about whether or not minds can be changed in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary. For that matter most people do not completely discount evidence that disagrees with their viewpoint.

I strongly disagree with your claim that anyone who tells you not to talk to someone who refuses to change their mind in the face of ample evidence is probably a troll, and that even if they’re not, they’re not worth talking to, is part of the shadow government trying to drive the left and the right apart.

For that matter I really don’t know how anyone can seriously argue for political unity now that Trump is quoting Mussolini.

exocrinous,

The original argument was about whether people change their minds in the face of evidence. The evidence says people don’t change their minds in the face of evidence. The person you’re saying is a troll refused to change their mind in the face of evidence. You think they should have changed their mind in the face of evidence, because you believe that people don’t change their minds in the face of evidence. Correct?

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

I agree that most people would not change their minds in the heat of an emotional argument. I also believe that despite this it is the duty of every citizen with a brain to change their minds when presented with new evidence. I also believe that no one could miss the irony in the original post unless they were doing so intentionally.

Anyway, you were talking about driving the left and the right apart.

exocrinous,

Partisan realists don’t want to have more disagreements with people who have different politics, they want to pretend there are no disagreements and that people with different politics don’t exist. They call anyone they disagree with a troll who’s just lying that they disagree

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Okay. I’m not yet fully convinced of the existence of such people, but I can all but guarantee there aren’t any in this thread. There’s a big difference between that and saying you should stop arguing with someone who clearly isn’t interested in what you have to say.

Also, no one said trolls were lying about what they believed. Many trolls like to hide behind “I’m joking” as an excuse for believing things that are not acceptable to believe in modern society.

exocrinous,

It’s the definition of a troll. Being disingenuous in order to upset others. If that’s not what you mean, don’t call someone a troll.

I do believe trolls exist, and in my opinion the world’s greatest troll is Ken M, who makes fun of people that were going to get upset anyway, and who never punches down. But I would rather use Hanlon’s razor in most situations.

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