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z3rOR0ne, in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
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Fuck Musk, Spez, and Zuck, and throw in Gates and Bezos while you’re at it. Each of them has made their own personal empires of shit.

GreyEyedGhost,

You can’t mention those and not mention Larry Ellison. If it weren’t for him, OpenOffice wouldn’t have forked.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

wait explain im confused

NoisyFlake,

The link doesn’t load. What did Gates do that you‘d put him in the same category as the rest?

z3rOR0ne,
@z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml avatar

Gates continued his bullshit well into his philanthrophy days.

And it looks like that the invidious instance that served my original post’s link is temprarily down. So here’s another link.

ulkesh,
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He is notorious for Microsoft’s anti-competitive practices in the 1990s. But, I wouldn’t put him in that company today. His philanthropy since leaving Microsoft is no joke.

Tankiedesantski, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Wtf based FIFA.

EvilTwin, in It means no worries!

Hakuna Mavodka - It means no memories.

mayo_cider, in A greater sacrifice than you could possibly know
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Introversion and social anxiety are two different things

Blapoo, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

Sometimes, when hiking, I’ll see something incredible, and when I go to capture it in a photo, it just doesn’t come out the same.

Those vistas are allllll for me

CantaloupeAss,

The photo will never replicate the experience, but you can use it as a cue to go back to that place in your mind!

Blapoo,

Agreed. Partially. I find myself looking back at pics and experiencing something much different.

Similarly, I can retrace a route again and see things I completely missed before. Memory is fun :)

usa_suxxx, in This is like a nightmare Romanticist version of David Hasselhoff eating that burger
@usa_suxxx@hexbear.net avatar

Is that a third knee or a an absurdly massive dick?

slurpeesoforion, in Accurate.

Are ya ready, kids?!?

DmMacniel,

aye aye captain!

quazen, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
@quazen@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nuke dropped if a western country wins

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, in What a feeling

Oh no, they feel the same way with less knowledge.

PorkTaco,

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

balderdash9,

I mean, in some areas the same facts can lead to reasonable differences in opinion. But in other fields there are objective right/wrong answers

Starshader,

Objectivity doesn’t exist.

Kant, and friends.

GCostanzaStepOnMe, in Hey bro let's go look at naked women together bro it's the perfect place for friends to hang out bro
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I love going to a fancy restaurant and just smelling the food.

Willy,

I love going to art museums and eating the paintings.

Rowsdower, in Wikipedia is the real black hole

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  • Classy,

    Metatarsophylangial joint

    Letstakealook, in Wikipedia is the real black hole

    I’m extremely prone to this. On several occasions, I’ve looked up a word using kindles built in library, then see an interesting related word, then I see an unfamiliar word on the same page, then there’s a link about pronunciation, before, finally, I think to myself “Motherfucker, have you been reading the dictionary for an hour?”

    boydster,
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    I was just gifted a dictionary of etymology. The Barnhart one. I might be leading you down a dark path here, but you may want to consider adding it to your word-lookup routine if you’re having fun with what you’re doing already.

    andthenthreemore, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

    It’s because people want to imagine themselves as a hero, engaging in one on one combat. A knight or samurai.

    They don’t want to imagine themselves as a barely trained serf in a block with 30 other people holding 3m long pikes trying not to shit yourself as arrows start to rain down.

    Umbrias,

    By the time of 3m pikes most infantry would be receiving pretty decent training.

    schnokobaer, in chaotic evil is for me

    To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:

    get a life

    MystikIncarnate,

    I use the clip if I can find it…

    … I mean, was RIGHT HERE a second ago…

    Omega_Haxors, in Just another day of saving the bees.

    Instead of “Oh no a bee, I don’t want to get stung 😨” go “Oh boy, I can’t wait for that bee to put its crotch fluids inside of me 🥵”

    Cysioland,
    @Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Reminds me of a certain cursed reddit community

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
    Omega_Haxors,

    Insex

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