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aliser, (edited ) in But I can't sleep

Yeah, but you’ll wake up later and possibly more tired. And if you stay longer, you’ll get tired pretty fast and will not be as productive.

No winning this.

Katana314, in But I can't sleep

A few times after sleeping well, I can actually wake up in the morning and get significant things done involving an outing for breakfast, and feel like I’m midway through my day at a time I’d usually be waking up. It’s hard to build up to that point though.

McLoud, in New Yorker Caption Contest #695

I’m sorry, sir. This is the Toast Masters Club. The Bread Buddies meeting is across the street.

Buttons, in But I can't sleep
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

Imagine a world where everyone goes to sleep as soon as they are done with work, and saves their groggy end-of-day hours for work. Unfortunately, society has chosen the opposite.

Nacktmull, in But I can't sleep
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

XD

Pandantic, in Dad had swag
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

That was my grandpa. My mom’s already found two.

Anticorp, in Dad had swag

My dad was a Hell’s Angel. I’m pretty sure I have a few siblings I’ve never met. I never actually even considered that until right now, and I’m surprised at the ease at which I arrived at certainty.

ElPussyKangaroo, in Google “search”

DuckDuckGo ftw 💯

amphetaminisiert,

Nowadays I use Qwant and it’s working great. If you use Google with a VPN it’s always asking for captchas 🙃

ElPussyKangaroo,

I had taken a look at Qwant. It’s pretty cool… But I love DDG’s Bang shortcuts. Idk how many engines support those.

Wilzax, in look within

Bro’s brain goes all the way forward fr

Dagwood222, in For my fellow librarians

[off topic]

Just read a great library based crime thriller and I’ve been sharing it with everyone.

“How Can I Help You” by Laura Sims. A serial killer and a wannabe writer go head-to-head in a small town library.

bookshop.org/p/books/…/19108763?ean=9780593543702

wren, in For my fellow librarians
@wren@sopuli.xyz avatar

I mean people using libraries for the most part don’t really understand the decimal system and probably wouldn’t get the significance of it being in the 000s - especially the 000s where it’s sandwiched between computer science and knowledge structure & other general works. When I’m compelled to aquire a bs book in any category, simply because patron demand is high, I prefer it be in the same section as factual information so it may be drowned out a little more. (And I say aquire, instead of purchase, since those types of books I try to rent so they can be returned after it’s been taken out by those requesting it and it never makes its way into our full collection)

I do like the meme though! This format is pretty great and we do indeed need more librarian memes, I don’t mean to get all pedantic here haha

menemen, in Spices too
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

You include shallots, but not spring onions? I feel offended.

phoenixz, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

This would be so much fun to watch. They wouldn’t be able to take the US army with them, US army bases would be dismantled, nukes would be removed, Mexico would be like “fuck no” and have no trade with them, and the US, being their former Union, would also give them the finger. Thousands, plug not millions of people would cross borders there to either leave or join the shit hole (because fuck the liberal US government!) causing a huge outflux of knowledge and competence and a huge influx of rednecks.

Let me be clear though: this will never happen, because the politicians calling for this know damn well that they’d be fucked. They’re just riling their base with dumb but popular rhetoric.

Diabolo96, (edited ) in But I can't sleep

Hits too much in the feels, man.

aegis_sum, in I need to buy better band-aids

Buy kids bandages, they’re usually much stickier.

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