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ergifruit, in noob, bring that road roller

if you live in the US and are on Medicaid, you might be able to get a box of dental supplies for free. i have UniCare and they sent me an electric toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss. i’m sure other Medicaid/Medicare insurance companies offer similar, so make sure to check their websites.

ergifruit, in noob, bring that road roller

my shampoo bottle is at least 1:1 water and shampoo at this point 🥴

ULS, in Wishing you guys a happy civil war 2

What happened? Be my Google.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Trump cannot be on Colorado ballot, judged by Colorado Supreme Court.

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Colorado Republican Primary ballot for sure. I haven’t read the decision, but that was the immediate effect.

I don’t think there’s any way the SCOTUS will let this stand.

TootSweet,

…unless SCOTUS overturns it.

andrewta,

Not sure why you got down voted.

PoolloverNathan,

Unfortunately, there’s a few republicans in this thread.

Madison420,

They can’t, that’s not how the Supreme Court works.

TootSweet,

Reuters:

The Colorado Supreme Court paused its own ruling pending review by the U.S. Supreme Court, which Trump said he will immediately seek.

NPR

Justin Levitt, a constitutional law professor at Loyola Law School, told NPR that as long as there’s a petition for U.S. Supreme Court review in place by Jan. 5, there’s a “99.9%” chance that Trump will remain on the Colorado primary ballot.

AP

The court stayed its decision until Jan. 4, or until the U.S. Supreme Court rules on the case.

If a) Trump seeks review, b) SCOTUS agrees to take up the case, c) SCOTUS overturns Colorado’s Supreme Court’s ruling, and d) all that happens in time, then Trump will appear on the Colorado ballot.

Madison420,

That’s a pause to see if the court will take it which they can’t.

TootSweet,

The U.S. Supreme Court “can’t” take up the case in the same sense as Trump “can’t” incite his base to storm the capital building. But that didn’t stop him.

And as I’ve said elsewhere in this thread, we’ve got three Trump appointees on the SCOTUS plus a guy whose wife took part in the January 6 rally and endorsed the attack on the capitol.

I hope you’re right (and I’m not saying there’s a 0% chance it won’t get overturned – not that it’s going to make a difference whether Trump wins the general election in 2024 either way) but I fear we’re living in a world where “can’t” doesn’t necessarily mean “won’t” and where the U.S. Supreme Court may be totally willing to flout the rules.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

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Osa-Eris-Xero512,

Wouldn't scotus ruling one way or the other, due to this being 14A, also automatically apply to the other states?

Zipitydew,

Not automatically. States have the authority to run their own elections. But this would set precedent for others to follow.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

What they said ^

Drusas,

How can SCOTUS even have jurisdiction when the Constitution specifically gives the power to oversee elections to the States? This seems more like it should require Congress to change the Constitution if the federal government wants the power to supersede the decision of the Supreme Court of Colorado.

tacosanonymous,

States are allowed to make their own rules but they aren’t allowed to contradict the US Constitution. Since the US Constitution is subject to the political leanings of the current court, who tf knows what’s ever going to happen.

Drusas,

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but they are following the Constitution in making this decision. The Constitution does not require a conviction.

TootSweet,

I mean, three of the SCOTUS were appointed by the guy who tried to coup the U.S. government and a fourth is married to someone who also tried to coup the U.S. government. I don’t think it’s so much about whether the arguments why they “can’t” overturn it are good arguments or not at this point. It’s like telling a pidgeon to stop shitting on the chess board because shitting on the board is not a legal move in chess.

Madison420,

It has no constitutional implication aside from the state constitution. The supreme court can’t touch that issue.

Anticorp,

Good! That criminal shouldn’t be in charge of a Popsicle stand, let alone the most powerful country on earth.

Sabre363,

What does that mean? I assume he will be missing out on any potential votes from Colorado?

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Yup, none of Colorado’s 10 votes will be for Trump. Colorado has a winner-take-all method, so even if there are alternate candidates, the difference will probably fracture the republican vote and loose any chance of any votes.

Custoslibera,
Tikiporch, (edited ) in Pizza delivery

Driving a car is why both are dangerous.

Edit: look up the most dangerous jobs BLS stats, and most common cause of death for almost all jobs is transportation related.

gnate,

Other people driving is the dangerous part, hence garbage collection and postal delivery being near the top of the list.

rockSlayer, in chop chop

I’m game, sign me up. I don’t want to join any zombie hordes again

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

hate it when that happens

scytale,

Again?

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Think about it, we put our dead in the sun to dry and after they become dead jearky we chop them in small pieces and recicle as bricks! We can build thousands of houses! And we can even use the cemetery grounds, since there will be no more burials! Win x Win x Win!

You can live with your loved ones for ever; End the cemetery space problems; End Homelessness; Save the planet!

can, in Feeling Sad and Depressed?

suicial

Sanctus, in Why am I the way I am 😭
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

The Don’t Look Up I was looking for.

dylanmorgan, in Feeling Sad and Depressed?

Wow, I think that’s it!

Whatevster, in Oscar winner and sexiest man alive!
@Whatevster@lemmy.today avatar

I absolutely read this in Dunkey’s voice.

MacDangus, in Why am I the way I am 😭

The monster fuck

vodka, in Why am I the way I am 😭
SharkEatingBreakfast, in Why am I the way I am 😭
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

That’s pretty gross considering exactly why Medusa was cursed to be the way she was in the first place.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately

Is there a quiz we can take to help us determine which telescoping-retractable-slimy-eye-snail we identify most with?

melisdrawing,

Yes, you are taking it now, and you are almost out of time, and it will determine your future, and you forgot your pants! Such a Miguel day!

Isoprenoid, in For my fellow librarians
Evil_Shrubbery, in Why am I the way I am 😭

Stuck between a rock and a hard medussy

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