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CPMSP, in But I can't sleep

What, are you my 7 year old?

WashedOver, in Dad had swag
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I think this was the stock that the eventual “he ducks” crowd came from

ComradeChairmanKGB, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,
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Just balkanize already

shiveyarbles, in But I can't sleep

Every day is pain

cosmicrookie, (edited ) in noob, bring that road roller
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Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes

Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars

weird_nugget, in But I can't sleep

This is why I’m sleep deprived

SnokenKeekaGuard, in But I can't sleep
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You dont go to sleep so tomorrow doesnt begin. I go to sleep so today ends, we are not the same

VinesNFluff, in Thank you therapy
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Unicorns aren’t real. Only weird gay ppl who pretend to be unicorns on the Internet.

jackpot, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,
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if texas did secede the federal US government would be blue for decades LMFAO. granted, texas is getting bluer by the day but still.

Fermion, in noob, bring that road roller

Did they take that toothbrush to a belt sander?

ryan213, in noob, bring that road roller
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Fancy pants using brand name toothpaste.

Zerush, in chop chop
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hemko,

Nice that there’s a separate bin for organic

AgentGrimstone, in Google “search”

SEO abuse has ruined the internet. We could’ve had something good.

worldsayshi,

More like content farming right?

Krauerking,

I worked very briefly for a company that was hirable to push websites for SEO. It was basically all young underpaid contractors and interns even the HR team except for upper management who was all the same people from their previous big company running telemarketing bullshit.

So yeah just want to add the usual suspects definitely had a hand in the enshitification of the search engine as you might think.

drdabbles, (edited ) in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,
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The missiles at night

Are big and bright

Launched at the heart of Texas

Anyway good luck being a large economy with no trade partners and ports blockaded.

Custoslibera, in Dad had swag

I swear when Wikipedia was a Wild West and weird edits stayed up for a long time there was an entry on the Conway Twitty article that described a story about a man who was divorcing a woman who was just a terrible person. He ended up walking out of their house with nothing but came back only for his Conway Twitty records.

That story always stuck with me and made me appreciate the impact Conway had.

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