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tacosanonymous, in Catch me outside

Damn, bro. Save some bussy for the rest of us.

frickineh, in Crackers

I put a little butter on them sometimes and it’s delicious but everyone thinks I’m crazy until they try it. I wish I had some saltines right now.

Sotuanduso,

I also think you’re crazy, but I believe you.

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

mixing carbs and fat is never crazy

Kit,

My grandma used to do this. It really is a satisfying treat.

intensely_human,

I’ve done this. It never crossed my mind other people didn’t. You have some butter nearby and you’re eating crackers? You put the butter on the crackers.

It’s like finding a thread where people are going “Try butting butter on the toast. I know it sounds weird [no?] but you gotta try it.” and others “Oh yeah my grandma used to do that”

Elderos,

I get that a lot when I put butter on my pizza crust, I mean it is bread?

i2ndshenanigans,

I like butter on saltines.

seth,

This suggestion is relevant to my interests, and I have all the ingredients on hand. Thank you for your service. 🫡

lolcatnip, (edited )

Isn’t that what saltines are for?

Edit: Wait, I read that as peanut butter. Butter is…not gross but not what I do.

frickineh,

Peanut butter is good too. That’s for when I feel like making marginally better choices, though (because then I can say, “Well it has protein?”)

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I survived for something like three years on butter and saltines. It’s the best if you use unsalted butter, and put rock salt on top, but let’s be real here–we’re just scraping butter straight off the stick with each saltine and eating it like we’re in the trenches of the Great War and we don’t know when the Krauts are gonna attack us so we gotta eat fast

KingThrillgore, in He'll be the death of us all.
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

The problem is I actually see Trump winning by breaking every system in the process and the ramifications will be, well, bad

Telodzrum, in Just sayin

This just results in larger complexes being owned exclusively by the ultra rich. This idea outlaws the very concept of a co-op.

SteefLem, in The comments speak for themselves
@SteefLem@lemmy.world avatar

I read comments first mostly because a lot of posted articles are behind a paywall or i have to turn off my adblockers and maybe someone posted a tldr

pastaPersona, in The comments speak for themselves

Kinda understandable for articles from sites that pester you to disable adblocker or pay for a subscription (WSJ/Wired/Guardian type news sites etc).

Feathercrown, in The comments speak for themselves

I’ll do it again!

balancedchaos, in You don't actually have to assemble these things

Punchline in the title. Always a favorite of mine.

DontRedditMyLemmy, (edited )

He figured out you don’t actually have to come up with a title for these things

IWantToFuckSpez, in Pragernant

The average amount of testicles in a body is less than 1

Rednax,

I don’t believe that is true. It might surprise you how often testicles are eaten.

Enkers,

Wouldn’t it also be greater than 1 for the same reason as OP? I think there are probably more babies in mothers than people missing testes.

filgas08,
@filgas08@lemmy.world avatar

but mothers don’t have testicles

Enkers,

Not their own, no, but the average number of testicles in a mother’s body is greater than 0.

MustrumR,

But they have the testicles of their soon to be born sons.

I would say whether it's greater than 1 or lesser than 1 is inconclusive without accurate data .

You would need to find out whether amount of men with removed testicles is greater than amount of women pregnant with a boy (after the average week when testicles appear). Also men to women ratio in global population needs to be accounted for.

Feyr,

That’s easy. The number of men missing testicles is not 50%

fl42v, (edited ) in Heartburn is not the only punishment you'll receive

Meatball document object model or something

bappity, in Just sayin
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

I wish every corporation buying residential properties a very haven hills alabama

Easyreever, in Just sayin

Or contribute to political campaigns….or a thousand other things they abuse.

CodexArcanum, in 「SERENITY NOW」と

Kramer-san!

Trudge, in Just sayin
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No more landlords? That sounds like communism.

sagrotan, in 「SERENITY NOW」と
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Saianfeldürü

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