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GrievingWidow420, in "A language is a dialect no one would want to touch with a ten-foot pole" - Max Weinreich

You batter explain it, pal

Kerb, (edited )
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

idk about the england and dutch,
but the blue checkered flag is Bavaria.

Bavarians have a very awfull accent,
that is closer to austrian german than High German.

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Is the difference between the kinds of German obvious in text too? Or is it more like comparing American English to UK English

some_random_nick,

All official texts use standard German, but the differences appear in day-to-day communication. People usually write in their dialect and since there is no orthographic standard, it looks quite bizzare. If you know a little bit of German, take a look at Tapakapa Erklärt. An Austrian guy speaking and subtitling in his (Vienna?) dialect.

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Looked him up

I don’t know much German, but I definitely see what you mean.

Droggelbecher,

The grammar and pretty much all of the spelling is the same, but there are some words that are different, and some idioms and similar

some_random_nick,

Close enough. My original ideas was that Dutch is often taken as a joke language due to sounding like a cross-over between English and German. I just added Austria taking Bavaria with her because of the strong linguistic similarities. The inspiration for this meme was a comment on YT. A Dutch guy made a video in English with a strong accent. A German dude wrote “You should have made a video in German instead of in broken English.” The only reason we know the dude in the video was Dutch is because of some text in the background, but the accent sounded German.

sagrotan, in YouTube
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

On YouTube is so much knowledge, so much educational content, it’s no longer sufficient to administer it on a private level imo.

winkerjadams,

You want a platform that’s supported by taxes?

spfhaar,

this is not feasible even in China

tacofox, in The comments speak for themselves

Tldr?

joucker29,

Too long didn’t read.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I won’t waste my time reading your comment, but i’ll waste a lot of time talking shit about how i think you commented!

MacNCheezus, in The comments speak for themselves
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Sir, this is a meme.

bartolomeo,
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

I didn’t read the text, just came to comments to see what it was about. Now I know, this is a meme.

deaf_fish, in He'll be the death of us all.

Honestly, if you’re a republican, Trump is the only pic. I’m no fan of Republicans, but this is clearly the Republican party punching the Republican populace in the face.

ramenshaman,

If I for some reason were a republican I would have voted for Chris Christie.

madcaesar,

Sadly, it’s probably their least insane option.

dudinax,

Honestly, if you’re a republican, Trump is the only pic.

Why?

deaf_fish,

Best polling to beat Biden. If you want to win or to get conservative laws passed, that is the way. Last time Trump was president, he put in a bunch of conservative judges, he has a track record.

dudinax,

Biden only won because he ran against Trump. Put Biden up against an even half-way reasonable Republican and he’s toast.

deaf_fish,

I don’t disagree, which Republican candidate has better polling than Trump?

FinalRemix, (edited )

You haven’t been paying much attention to the Republican party as of late, have you? “Circle the wagons and toe the line” has been their schtick for a while now.

MayvisDelacour, in Har-monica

Monica has come a long way, hate to see all the grief she still gets. I mean it takes two to cheat you know but does anyone give Bill shit? Not really.

Kecessa,

“It takes two to cheat” but in most cases only one of the two is cheating

holycrap,

With the power dynamic is more likely he just took advantage of her

Lemjukes,

Most powerful person in the world and a 20 something intern. Yep it was totally all her fault and we’re in the right for making fun of her 25+ years later.

LemmyKnowsBest,

She has composed herself with such dignity and grace All these years and she articulates the whole debacle so well including all the political and social implications involved, and so relatably and so intelligently. How can we not respect her

captainlezbian,

Seriously, she deserved our sympathy from day 1, but since then she’s earned my respect.

ForgetPrimacy,

(source for what I’m about to say: I vaguely remember basically a couple headlines)

I remember reading a statement from Lewinsky regarding that allegation. Something along the lines of her agreeing that, while she had for many years defended him and declared to anyone asking that their involvement was purely consensual, she didn’t really have the power to consent. I believe it was referenced how the enlightenment of the recent Me Too revelations had influenced her evolving understanding.

yesman,

Many of us who were alive at the time owe Ms. Lewinsky an apology. None more so than Bill Clinton.

QuinceDaPence,

I'd argue they are giving him shit. She might be the punch line but he's the butt of the joke.

captainlezbian,

Yeah but she’s a person whose entire adult life has been in the shadow of being mocked for this. She deserves more than to even be a punch line

imPastaSyndrome, in Forgetting your motto. One step at a time.

Does that say ‘pay god’ 3 from the bottom?

robotica,

More like pay gas

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

I think so

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

That movie was great btw. My friends and I used to get stoned and watch it all the time. Of course back then all we had was a dvd player and like 3 movies.

xarexyouxmadx, in He'll be the death of us all.

This is just American voters in general every single election. Vote red. Vote blue. Doesn’t matter. It just keeps getting worse.

Linkerbaan,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

What a hyperbole. This two party thing has only been going on for 150 years. If Biden wins next time everything is going to be fixed trust.

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Haha still a 1000x better chance that if we get trump the Genocide Supporter ©

undercrust,

BoTh SiDeS!!1!!!1

Alsephina,

They’re both right-wing parties that don’t give a fuck about the working class lol; they’re on the same side.

And the supposedly “lesser evil” one is currently openly funding and supporting a genocide (even going as far as to bypass congress to do so) and is openly a zionazi.

There is no representation of the other (leftist) side in the US, and there will never be until the system itself, that’s specifically designed to prevent that and serve Capital instead, is overthrown.

xarexyouxmadx, (edited )

It’s all one side. I know fans of each party like to twist themselves in knots to find daylight between them but outside of the culture war nonsense & which brand of idpol they subscribe to, the distance between them has only gotten smaller with every passing election in my lifetime.

The supposed solution to trump and the gop (who was labeled a dangerous madman that would get us into ww3) was to elect Biden and the Democrats

What has happened since?

  • Provoke Russia
  • Provoke China
  • Provoke Iran
  • Arm Nazis in Ukraine
  • Aid “Israel” in their genocide

All while their own citizens continue to struggle with basics like food & shelter.

Will republicans be happy to continue all of these? 100%. But let’s not pretend there’s some grand meaningful difference between them unless your most important issues fall within the category of the culture war in which case you must be doing pretty well.

naught,

If you actually compared the policy positions of both parties around foreign policy, taxation, healthcare, education, gun control… the list goes on – you would know that this argument is disingenuous at best.

Blue_Morpho,

Arm Nazis in Ukraine

The Russian special forces was called Wagner after Hitler’s favorite musician.

The Z emblem of Russian forces is part of a Russian swastika motif that their military wears.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_(military_symbol)#/medi…

Russia used Hitler named units and swastika patches on their uniforms while calling the defenders Nazis. That’s crazy.

fadingembers,
@fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

At least one of the parties isn’t trying to wipe LGBT people off the map. What you call “culture war nonsense” is a very real threat to those affected by the hundreds upon hundreds of legislation being proposed and passed every year

hashferret, in YouTube

I will pay for premium when it means they will not sell my data and will allow me control over my algorithm to prevent it from playing to my vulerabilities. Since they won’t change, I won’t pay.

TheFriar, (edited )

I will never pay for premium. Yewtu.be and all the similar front end ad killers are always there when ublock Origin gets half a step behind in the never ending cat and mouse it seems to have with YT. Fuck tech companies. Fuck YouTube. Fuck Reddit. Fuck em all.

usualsuspect191,

I also want to be charged the amount they actually make off of me. I suspect that’s less than the subscription price

lolcatnip,

Who are they selling your data to?

undercrust,

Literally everyone. Have you been living under a rock?

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

Google doesn’t sell your data, they’re one of the few that don’t. That doesn’t mean they aren’t misusing your data though. They’re more the dragon hoarder than the thief selling off stolen goods. They want all your data so they can learn everything about you. Selling your data to others makes it worth way less. It’s a difference in strategy. Google retains the data to enhance their products, Facebook sells your data because they have no products that would be improved by keeping it.

undercrust,

Sorry if I miscommunicated. No, they’re not selling your home address. But the idea that they aren’t monetizing your personal data aggressively is laughably wrong and heavily documented.

eff.org/…/google-says-it-doesnt-sell-your-data-he…

lolcatnip, (edited )

So literally no one, then?

I don’t know who started this trend of “showing ads is the same thing as selling data” but it’s fucking irritating to see so many people confidently wrong about something they could figure out themselves if they thought about Google’s business model for 30 seconds.

uzay,

Showing ads is not the same as selling data, but it’s also not really what google is doing. Google spies on you and uses that data to sell access to you to any company that wants to exploit you. They’ve also been known to give (not sell) data on you to law enforcement based solely on your location data or things you looked up.

undercrust,

Since we’re all dummies and you know the answers, please go ahead and explain how Google goes about selling heavily targeted ads to uniquely identifiable groups, but that they also are not “selling data”.

Are we being massively pedantic and saying that it’s not actual user data, but rather leveraging said data to sell ads to the anonymized targeted groups, who are actively tracked by Google around the internet so ads can be served up at opportune times in their browsing?

Because that dumb argument is like saying Oxford Dictionary doesn’t sell words, they sell definitions; or that McDonalds doesn’t sell beef, they sell hamburgers.

Donkter,

There is a massive massive difference between using the data and selling the data.

lolcatnip, (edited )

They sell ads, but data. If you can’t see the difference I can’t help you. It’s not “pedantic”, it’s being factual. Sorry you apparently think facts don’t matter.

namingthingsiseasy,

when it means they will not sell my data and will allow me control over my algorithm to prevent it from playing to my vulerabilities

The problem is that this will never happen. That boat has sailed - companies will never give up on their existing revenue streams. They may say that paying today will exempt you from the ads, but it’s only a matter of time before they ramp up the cost and start showing ads anyway. That’s how cable television started, and it’s how internet streaming will end as well. And as for the not selling data/controlling the algorithm, well you have no way of proving that they don’t do that so they’ll do it no matter what they say.

There’s no reason for google to do this whatsoever. They have their business model - any new revenue streams will 100% definitely not reduce the other ones at all. It’s just gonna be another giant dump into the pile of enshittification.

Lazhward,

I simply turned off my watch history, no more algorithm.

sweafa, in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

could it be that the terrifying creeper in the background is Ken Whiteley? The one Raffi is singing with on that album?

lars,

I don’t care if it’s the Queen of Sheba back there doing cameos. I haaaaaaaaaaate being watched from places like a grocery store ferneries where I can reasonably expect the number of hobgoblin trolls on site is less than one.

tomatoisaberry, in Just here to celebrate my cake day! (4 years!)

Remember to don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.

ff0000,
@ff0000@lemmy.ml avatar

That is good advice! I only pet our feline stuff 🐈 🐈‍⬛

Thank you!

tomatoisaberry,

If it’s anything like my feline, it is not appreciative.

ff0000,
@ff0000@lemmy.ml avatar

We are owned by three different ones, one of those a typical brain cell sharing red tabby cat. He loves to be touched. Those others, only when they are really in the mood.

MentalEdge, (edited ) in YouTube
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Haha yea, shame on them for trying to transition to a business model that’s actually a great value for the customer compared to other music and video playforms, no longer relies on datamining customers to maximize ad-effectiveness, and brings in more income for creators than ads ever did…

It’s a totally stupid idea, YT should just eat the costs and be subsidized by Google search revenue forever.

Why can’t we just keep taking from the platform while its expenses are covered by some shrinking group of shmucks who don’t know about ad-blockers yet, drowning in commercials?

/S

I don’t understand this outlook. Like, sure, you can use adblock. One person stealing a mars bar isn’t gonna hurt Walmart… But if literally everyone just took their shopping cart home, never once paying, Walmart would just… Cease to exist.

What makes people think that math is any different for online services?

triplenadir,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

“Walmart would just… Cease to exist”

Utopia 😍

AVincentInSpace,

no longer relies on data mining customers to maximize ad effectiveness

You’re an idiot if you believe they won’t do that anyway.

MentalEdge, (edited )
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

You don’t say. Everyone does it.

But it’s a shit source of income that nets mere cents per user, and should be made illegal as soon as political will allows.

Hence, a good service should not rely on collecting user data as a sole revenue source.

hemko, (edited )

Google doesn’t deserve your money.
You don’t pay a bully so that they bully you a little bit less

MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

That’s a very bad analogy.

That logic would lead to defect-defect scenarios in all but the rarest of cases.

By all means, defect when warranted, but if a bad company changing course doesn’t net rewards, why would corps ever do anything other than the worst possible, taking as many users down with them as they can snare?

GregorGizeh,

If google goes down someone else will fill the void. And I don’t give a shit about their numbers, if it’s not financially feasible to host everything without running a loss for years to extinguish competition and then to hike up the price, they should have thought of that before.

Aside from that, any Corp that goes down is a victory in my book.

MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Then I hope YT gets legally enshrined and archived in some way.

Like it or not, it is the sole complete repository of a lot of video and audio records for recent human history.

It’s become something that should not be under corporate control. Something which should be treated with care and reverence.

Yet it is, and isn’t.

Cortius, in YouTube

I read everyone bitching about the ads but I don’t get them, and I have access to an awesome music streaming service too… you know, cause I have premium…

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I use Firefox with ublock origin and get all that for free

Cortius,

I won’t criticize you for that. If it works for you go for it. I just don’t want to.

sar1n,

Why would you admit to making poor financial decisions?

Cortius,

Why is it a bad decision? It’s the same cost as Spotify, but I get ad free videos. I don’t get this line of thinking…

arudesalad,

It also supports the creators of the video as well. If I had the money I would choose premium over an adblocker just because of that.

Cortius,

100% agree

namingthingsiseasy,

Why is it your responsibility to pay the creators? Google is a trillion dollar company and makes billions off of what people post on youtube. Shouldn’t they be paying them instead and not you?

Besides, it’s only a matter of time before Google takes more and more of the cut that you think you’re paying them.

diffcalculus,

Lmao… Amazing logic.

YouTube makes enough money to pay creators so you don’t have to.

Ok, how do you think YouTube makes money?

Error. Division by zero detected

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

Your logic doesn’t make any sense. They make money off of people paying for a service or watching ads. If you’re blocking ads then you’re costing Google money and no creators are getting paid. If you’re paying for the service then you don’t get ads, and you pay the creators, and you pay for Google to keep running the service.

survivalmachine, in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

Ring the man up on his bananaphone and ask him.

Mothra,
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RIP_Cheems, in YouTube
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

So…when are we raiding youtube?

milicent_bystandr,

Tomorrow. At dawn. See my YouTube video for the details, and keep in touch on the Google spreadsheet.

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