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cro_magnon_gilf, in Outlaw County Wooo

Country music has never been good or cool

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Thats like just your opinion man.

wreckedcarzz, in This is for something else.
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

They are going to “ride” the dinosaur, aren’t they?

AngryCommieKender,

If heroin is “the dragon” which drug is “the dinosaur?”

jollyrogue,

Weed!

hydroptic,
Thermal_shocked, in Outlaw County Wooo

I recently discovered the band Ween and the song Japanese Cowboy is so pleasing to hear.

deranger,

12 golden country greats is such a good album.

Titan, in I’m loving this format

Signs of an abusive relationship

BmeBenji,

💯

Life_inst_bad, in The comments speak for themselves
Orixinz, (edited )

I remember seeing that bot make something longer once, super useful.

son_named_bort, in Outlaw County Wooo

I still think the devil won that fiddle contest.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

As long as jonny accepted that battle the devil won. Greed and all that

phorq, in YouTube

The problem is that they actually don’t mean that. And truthfully I don’t mind the idea of paying for video hosting, that shit’s expensive, but YouTube is going about it in the worst way possible.

KpntAutismus, (edited )

slowing my buffer down is not how you get me to turn of my adblocker. no thanks.

lunachocken,

YouTube didn’t slow down the buffer. It was ublocks latest update. There’s a patch rolling out I believe.

micka190,

Do you mean the actual video buffer or the page’s loading time? Because they made it take 5~ seconds longer to load on Firefox when they started going after adblockers and my filter that replaced it with 0.0001 (or whatever) seconds hasn’t been working for a little bit.

lunachocken,
micka190,

Is it really uBlock Origins? They mention AdBlock and AdBlock Plus, which are separate from uBlock Origins.

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

I thought it was adblocks latest update.

hoshikarakitaridia,

Was gonna comment you’re wrong.

Turns out you’re not. Well fuck me I guess.

Lazhward,

This idea that nobody on the internet is willing to pay for anything is outdated. Most people know that if it’s not money, they’re paying in data, time and/or attention. I much prefer paying with money, as do most people that use Proton, Kagi and other paid alternatives to free Google products.

milicent_bystandr,

Right. Some people get stuck up about getting things for free that they think they should get for free.* But a lot of the problem is the obnoxious ways companies go about control and profit.

*There are important arguments to be had about freedom, still.

phoenixz, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

Install Linux, be done with the Microsoft windows shit.

redditReallySucks,
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

My manjaro install broke 5 hours after I installed it. My latop speakers never worked…

IsoSpandy,

Don’t use manjaro mate. Install something stable like Debian or Fedora.

calcopiritus,

If you do that, people will claim that your new problems originate from slow updating OS and will say that arch is the answer.

Then people will say that the problems you experience in arch are non existent on stable distros. Forever.

Sometimes, windows is just a better OS.

redditReallySucks,
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Found the problem because of which kde was not booting. Still have no speakers but that’s how it is I guess.

IsoSpandy,

Is pipewire with pulse audio properly configured? Check pavucontrol and tell me if you need any more help

redditReallySucks,
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I got help on the manjaro forum. had to edit two different configs. Everything works now.

cyberpunk007,

That sucks. Laptops are always a bit trickier. Linux works flawlessly on most things I install it on these days. Manjaros been on my desktop for the past 4 years.

redditReallySucks,
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I reinstalled and am now making backups but my speakers still don’t work :(

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Wow, I had to scroll past 5 comments to see a Linux circlejerk. What’s happening to Lemmy??

soggy_kitty,

I’m here to be jerked off by a Linux user, can anyone let me join in?

WatTyler,

This is a post complaining about an operating system. Someone else recommends an operating system that doesn’t have this problem. Where’s the circlejerk?

Instigate,

It’s just a well-known trope of Lemmy nowadays that whenever any issue with any OS is reported, rather than providing advice for the situation the default response is often “FUCK [OS], USE LINUX”. It’s become so common that it’s essentially now viewed by non-Linux users as Linux users just engaging in a circlejerk of their favourite OS. I know that circlejerks usually require more than one person but the Lemmy hivemind tends to respond this way, so a single comment (that is usually highly upvoted) is viewed as a circlejerk.

fatalError,

They are the vegans of OSes. You know why they do it, you know it’s not for everyone, yet they have to announce it every time.

WatTyler,

I mean, if you want to move away from Microsoft’s very weird UI principles and towards an operating system where you’ll never be placed in this situation, then that seems to me to be very reasonable advice?

Like, in all seriousness, what advice can anyone give to this individual? No one anticipates Microsoft making the changes OP wants. This is a problem that doesn’t exist in Linux and for cultural and technical reasons effectively can never happen within Linux. Linux is free and will remain free forever.

I live in the real world. I know that people’s employers might not support them using Linux. However, why is the anger in this situation always pointed at those who are trying to offer a better alternative and never those preventing a switch to said alternative?

THE_ANON, in We dont have to eat em.

Yay only thing keeping me away from you guys was cannibalism now that it’s out of the way i’m game

tubaruco,

hello game im video

Viking_Hippie,

Hello video, what did the radio star do to you?

agitatedpotato, in "A language is a dialect no one would want to touch with a ten-foot pole" - Max Weinreich

In that case Canadian French should be it’s own language.

HikingVet,

Quebecquois is a horrible dialect that should be forcibly erased.

Imgonnatrythis, in "A language is a dialect no one would want to touch with a ten-foot pole" - Max Weinreich

Hey Germany, is that a bow tie or a bikini?

ShortN0te,

We do not do bikinis in Germany. FKK

Other, in Nuh Uh

Is that an American thing?

FQQD,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Pretty sure there are variations all aound the world. In Germany, the “Mh-Mhm” ist quite common.

sleen,

Always thought it was a Reddit thing combined with the 🤓 emoji.

Imgonnatrythis,

Nawh

paddirn, in Just 1 more year for me

I never meant to make it past 29, what the hell am I still doing here?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Just like op said “Just one more year”

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Every day it becomes more clear to me that humans evolved to survive to an age where we can have kids, raise them past infancy, and that’s it. Any time you get after that is basically a crime against nature.

tostiman, in He'll be the death of us all.
@tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think DeSantis might be even worse

endhits,

He absolutely is. Anyone who thinks Trump is worse is caught up in the media slop. DeSantis is worse.

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Rhonda?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No, that’s Santis.

VikingHippie,

Damn you! Now that abominable song is stuck in my head and probably will be for the rest of the day! 🤦

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Not possible. Desantis is too intelligent. No one can be like Trump. No one would risk being so immature and childish. Trump doesn’t risk it because he is that way naturally. Ramaswamy tried but he is a mature person trying to act like Trump which never works.

Eldritch,

Trump’s stupidity is his saving grace. People think he’s the worst president we may have ever had. But people also fail to recognize the fact that Trump would never have gotten anything done, if not for Republican assistance. Trump is a clownish symptom. Not the problem. Republicans are the problem. And they have been ever since. FDR cut a deal with fascist Republicans back in the 1930s.

NatakuNox, in He'll be the death of us all.
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

Lol pick a candidate that is likely going to be in prison come election time! Geniuses!

riodoro1, (edited )

There is almost no chance they are gonna lock him up. He could openly murder someone with his own hands, on stage, and he would still be able to run in the elections.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Unfortunately, I think you’re probably right. We keep seeing it over and over again. The judicial system continues to move slowly with as many delays and roadblocks as possible. When judgements are made, they are stayed during an appeal so they have no teeth. The farce of the Supreme Court will never let anything bad happen to their dear leader. They will delay, delay, delay until Trump is either reelected - in which case he’ll pardon himself. Or until a new president is elected in 2028. If it’s a Republican, they’ll pardon Trump on day 1. If it’s a Democrat, the Republicans in Congress will find some way to force a presidential pardon in order to keep the government funded or some other bullshit.

I think there’s a 0% chance Trump ever sees a single day in prison. Even if none of what I said above happens, he’d get a slap on the wrist at worst. I would LOVE to be proven wrong. But I’m not holding my breath.

Zoboomafoo,

I heard that mentioned on MSNBC, 30% of the people who caucused for him say that they would not vote for him if he was convicted.

DontRedditMyLemmy,

30% of the people who caucused for him are liars

LillyPip, (edited )

Haven’t you heard? He’s the second coming of Christ and his cross is the US legal system.

I really wish I was kidding.

e: link

eestileib,

Zero chance he is in prison by election day.

Buttons, (edited )
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

At this point the only things between Trump and a jail cell are:

  1. The courts must rule in the coming days (probably this month, Jan 2024) that Presidents are subject to criminal prosecution. We know Presidents are not subject to civil prosecution, but the courts are deciding about criminal prosecution now. (Trump argues it would be “bedlam” if Presidents were subject to the law).
  2. A jury decision in mid 2024. If that jury says “guilty”, it’s over, Trump is a convicted felon.
Wogi,

Which means he can’t vote for himself.

Convicted felons can be president.

Anticorp,

Oh, you mean the court that trump himself stacked in favor of the GOP? The same court that has voted along party lines in like 98% of their rulings? Impartial my ass!

Buttons, (edited )
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

The immunity appeal that I’m referring to in #1 has 3 judges, none of which were appointed by Trump. (nbcnews.com/…/appeals-court-weighs-trumps-immunit…)

The case I’m referring to in #2 has a judge that was not appointed by Trump. (Tanya Chutkan)

Case #1 might eventually be considered by the Supreme Court though, and your criticism would apply there.

Also, Trump’s trial over mishandling classified documents is overseen by Judge Cannon, who Trump appointed, which is a sham. Cannon should have recused herself.

Jordan_U, (edited )

Trump may or may not eventually end up in prison, but it’s naïve after the past 8 years to assume that there are only two ways this could all shake out, and that you can predict them.

A possibility that will almost certainly be less absurd than whatever actually happens:

Trump wins a second term, manages to get the FedSoc 6 to rule that a sitting president can’t be imprisoned because it would violate separation of powers. So multiple states are just waiting for his term to end so they can actually arrest him. (Feds can’t arrest him because he has pardoned himself for all past, present, and future crimes)

Then in the last month of his presidency he takes a diplomatic trip to Russia and just never comes back.

Buttons,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I don’t mean there are 2 ways this can shake out. I mean there are 2 legal barriers in the way. Once the courts rule that Trump can be prosecuted, then the trial date is set for spring. The judge is motivated to hold to that trial date. The prosecutors have their evidence and arguments ready for the jury.

On the possibility of Trump pardoning himself, it’s not clear that a President can pardon himself and the supreme court would probably end up having to rule on that.

If Trump is a convicted felon, then he probably can’t get enough votes to win, but I don’t know, the cult is strong with this one.

undercrust,

A man’s gotta have a dream

OurToothbrush, (edited )

Trying to prosecute him for his real crimes is honestly damaging the election chances of Biden, lots of voters with a vicarious persecution complex through Trump.

Signtist,

Most of the people I know who plan to vote for him think of that as a good thing. It’s the whole “drain the swamp” thing that he’s been rallying people behind for years; they think bad actors in the government are trying to hold Trump down, and him being in jail is just another attempt to do that - from their perspective, electing him even while he’s imprisoned would be a big “fuck you” to those bad actors.

It’s sad that they can’t see that Trump himself is the bad actor, but to most of them, Trump is their last hope to hold on to their beloved world of racism and misogyny, free of any “woke bullshit.” They’ll overlook anything he says or does at this point, since they don’t see any other way forward than through Trump.

Anticorp,

Yeah right. If he wins, he’s free. Shame on the justice department for not completing a single trial in FOUR FUCKING YEARS. Have they even started any of them? No way any of them are wrapped up before the election. The wheels of justice turn slowly. Yeah, yadda yadda yadda. They’re barely turning at all against this fat fucking loser.

Mirshe,

His lawyers have run out pretty much every option to delay trials, although several judges have seemed pretty damn complicit as well. I get wanting to make sure the case is as airtight as possible, but…the people they’re worried about pissing off with a case that isn’t entirely formed, were just going to be pissed off anyway.

creamed_eels, (edited )

Judge Cannon seems pretty ok to impede any progress she possibly can.

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

After decades of headlines like the one you just posted absolutely nothing has happened.

Trump is bulletproof and he knows it, and now, he doesn’t have to lie about how shitty his opponent in the race is.

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