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000999, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less

Money is just small sheets of intricately designed paper or plastic. Imagine how easy it was to make counterfeits back in the days before all the technology came in

makeasnek,
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Yep. After the civil war, a full third of US money was counterfeit which is why the secret service was created.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in The panzer has spoken
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Also, a surprising number of people don’t know that precentages are more often than not represented as decimals between 0 and 1 as opposed to actually a number out of 100 when used in calculations (because the concept of a percent doesn’t really exist in math, it’s just a context specific way of formatting a decimal). A lot of people just enter 69 when calculating a formula that operates on a precentage instead of 0.69 which obviously makes the formula useless, or if a formula is supposed to output a precentage, they assume that it output 0.69 percent instead of 69 percent.

CanniBallistic_Puppy, in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

Not enough socialism or porn

mostNONheinous,

I mean, where the Linux at?

JGrffn, (edited )

Considering award winning actress Margot Robbie moderates the android community and uses arch btw, I’d say it’s right there on her face.

friek,

Six finger hand is a nice touch, though

Sabre363,

My name is Inigo Montoya

You killed my father

Prepare to die

Minarble,

Probably should have included an obscure Trek reference as well.

magnetosphere,
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No porn? Use your imagination. She’s being eaten out by her girlfriend, who is holding up the can of beans.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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Ohhhh my…

ivanafterall,
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AND her boyfriend, who's a furry and really good at chess.

MarmaladeMermaid,

Not enough fingers.

Ghostalmedia,
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15 is too little

ummthatguy,
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whoisearth,
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That is one thick AF Bajoran. Me gusta!

sour, in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?
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what’s wrong with her face

NaibofTabr,

What, the hands didn’t get you?

sour,
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no one’s talking about the face

jollyrogue,

Is that not Emma Stone?

sour,
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the real face isn't creepy

jollyrogue,

It’s pretty accurate as far as looking like Emma.

Battle_Masker, in Discord | Your Place to Talk and Hang Out
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wrong link, op

NorthWestWind, in Dragostea Din Tei
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I’m recently addicted to high quality rips, and you reminded me that I should look for this as well.

gravitas_deficiency, in Lolololol

it was for state’s rights!

It was for state’s rights to:

Kusimulkku,

I hate this comeback. It’s so easily countered.

You ask what, I tell you

gravitas_deficiency,

Ok. Tell me.

SuiXi3D,
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…literally own people.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Be forced to allow slavery.

It was illegal in the Confederacy for them to ban it. So much for the right to choose for themselves.

RIP_Cheems, in I mean it is our meme?
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Don’t you mean our meme?

Abnorc, in Enjoy your Call of Duty

I thought this was a joke at first.

KingThrillgore, in Google now
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Google tries to make many messaging standards and programs

All fail because of mismanagement

This is supposed to be Apple’s problem?

nao,

It’s not about Apple or Google. There just needs to be a common standard.

TheBat,
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It’s not Android users who are getting ugly green text boxes on their phones.

N200L,

Google didn’t create RCS. The idea was floated in 2008 and in 2009 the GSM association (Non-profit, representing 700+ mobile carriers across the world) began directing the project. Since then 47 mobile network operators, 11 equipment manufacturers, and 2 operating system companies (Google & Microsoft) have pledged their support for RCS.

In fact, Google only started implementing RCS in 2019 whereas Samsung has been releasing phones since 2012 with RCS. Now RCS is actively used by over 88 operators in 59 countries with almost 400,000,000 daily users.

tl;dr - Apple not using RCS is Apple’s problem when the rest of the world does.

ursakhiin,

Apple could open up iMessage.

wolre, in Email clients

After the redesign I’m honestly surprised half of the world is not on Thunderbird already.

SomeKindaName,

There’s a setting to make it use the old interface. I don’t know what I’ll do when they remove it :(

dudinax, in Impossible

Mom: I told you 20 minutes a go to get down here. You: It’s the same match. Mom: The matches have a time limit of 5 minutes.

Caradoc879,

Lol yep gamer parents know all the tricks. We came up with them.

ericbomb,

Oh I’m actually playing age of empires 2 black forest tonight.

Dudewitbow,

Starts a forest nothing game

ericbomb,

On turbo?..

On turbo right?

Dudewitbow,

Forest Nothing…

Slow…

Huns/Turks only (no onager)

Seasoned_Greetings,

Honestly, still your fault for starting that mess before dinner

ericbomb,

How was i supposed to know 1v1 vikings only on HD patch was gonna take so long???

OurToothbrush, in Help! My family's starving and I only know how to play 1947 West Siberia Economic simulator...

Pretty dark joke given the post war famine that the USSR suffered due to the nazi rampage.

SheDiceToday, (edited ) in That's an oddly specific phobia
interolivary,
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While I always like me some SMBC, I’m not entirely clear on how this relates here 😅 but I’m also a bit dim, so there’s that

nilloc,

It’s caveman realizing that sex leads to pregnancy.

Which it’s Linda the first and most basic part of sex ed.

SheDiceToday,

I think the link is not working. I got redirected to the most current page. I’m going to try to fix it.

interolivary,
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Huh weird, so you got the correct one? Because this is what I see when I poke at the link

https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/e54a2b01-f09e-41a7-881d-dc71cdbae2af.webp

nilloc,

Ah I guess they fixed it.

Also the additions are pretty great too. I always wanted to know how they were so sure the Lascaux paintings weren’t done by bored teens.

interolivary,
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Ah neat, thanks for the heads-up

AMillionNames, (edited ) in Anti Homeless Architecture

The problem with giving the homeless houses is that if you begin free houses to people you make the big banks and investors lose money. What makes it a problem? Well, where’s your money at?

If only we could get governments and communities to back credit unions over banks.

Stumblinbear, (edited )
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Houses should not be investments. They break down and should depreciate like any other physical asset. If you built your retirement solely on your house then that’s nobody’s fault but your own.

AMillionNames, (edited )

Your money is in the bank, and banks, which a re for-profit, make a lot of their money on real state and mortgages. Not sure where you get making houses investments from, but for banks, it works out excellently, and when it doesn’t, “Too big to fail” demands they (as in their CEO bonuses) get rescued anyway.

Stumblinbear,
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Cars are investments for banks too, but I’m specifically talking about buyers. Selling a house for more than you bought it is the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen, and that’s coming from someone buying a house as we speak. I should not be able to sell this thing for 2x its value in ten years.

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